my kids are vegetarians

I do what I want 26

[pangur-and-grim]

[kittiescatlover]

What if kitties had a festival called kitties festival

[kittiescatlover]

And all of the kitties had to go so you had to help them pack a little bag with coins a toy and lunch if they are not going to buy it at the kitties festival

[sobcat]

kitten waiting for the kitties festival bus to pick it up

[lettuce-tv]

don't go into the humanities because they're unprofitable and don't go into stem cuz its getting torn apart right now and don't go into buisness because it's competetive and speculative and don't go into education because it pays like shit. Just lay on thr ground. Just lay on the ground.

[sexchangedotcom]

ancient roman women whose husband keeps looking at the neighbour's boy quintus and he never looks at her that way and she can't even chainsmoke in the kitchen because they don't have marlboro blues in ancient times. and she can't even go to the club because they haven't discovered drum and bass music yet. her friend clodia's having visions of a woman named doechii but neither of them knows what that means

[mulders-too-large-shirt]

occasionally, you will discover an artist who drew roughly 300 beautiful pictures of your favorite characters over the course of a month and then never touched them again. you must accept this as a gift.

[kristina100000]

[kords-kock-kloset]

[strangewomanlover-deactivated20]

When I go to someone’s blog I have never met in my life and in their bio it’s like ‘Taken’ I’m like fuckkkkkkk……………. wtf what if I wanted u……….

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

i was feeling silly at the gas station today so i said to the cashier that i’ll take my gas “to go” and i could see her imagining what it would be like to jump over the counter and strangle me to death

[grumfy]

I know it’s a joke but when you say “I’m sorry women” you know you have followers who aren’t women…I want to feel included

but i’m only sorry to women

[dogpuppy]

[firehose118]

there are a lot of things heated rivalry did right but I think the biggest thing that differentiates it from other modern romance media is that I actually believe that the characters want to be kissing

[medievaljournalist]

lol yeah go ahead try and attack me *notices i left my dragon scale talisman of immortality at home* or maybe lets not be too hasty

[loathsomespider]

people will be like "if i post good enough i can change the world" and then not post good

[ggghoulish]

posting this here cause I’m still not over it. people who write instructions I love you you’re so funny

[evilwizard]

we need to team up… to put together the WB4723 48-Inch Workbench With Power Outlets and Lights… it will take all of our power… and though you are my greatest foe, i can’t do it without you !

[enameledcoppergirl]

Cowgirls always have udderly fantastic advice

[hotvampireadjacent]

[redstonedust]

normalize being dogshit amateur at your special interests and hyperfocuses. no more autistic savants. yes i am very into that topic no i am not good at it. we exist <3