Let the Men of Tumblr Decide
Master Jon loved his objects but especially this one - a feisty young thing that had tried to escape numerous times. So Master Jon decided that the best option was to rubberise it and force it to walk and walk and walk - to wear and tire it out - permanently. The object was attached to metal frame via an enormous plug and it's arms were locked behind it's back whilst ever it was on the treadmill. The only time it had any rest was when it was allowed to sleep at night - 6 hours where it's legs burned and ached all night. But after 6 hours it was installed straight back on the treadmill. But Master Jon decided to "spice" things up - he decided to let the kings of Tumblr decide Objects fate, quite simply via this post. All the have to do is to either Like, Reblog or Follow, and that decides the fate of the object. A like means an extra hour on the treadmill and any more than 6 likes per day means that object has to keep walking instead of sleeping - literally 24 hours a day.
A Reblog means an increase in speed Every reblog makes the treadmill go faster. Even if the Object has to run for 24 hours - that will make Master Jon very happy A Follow is the cruellest one of all. A follow causes the object to have it stomach pumped full of shit - and then be forced to run for hours and hours with it's stomach bloated with shit - Master Jon's shit - which is usually about 6 turds worth.
It's all part of the grinding down and dehumanising of the object - to turn it into a brainless shit eating rubber covered hole.
And to make matters worse - the plug prevents object from shitting - so it has to keep going on the treadmill bloated with Master Jon's shit. If this post gets 6 follows a day then object will be filled with 36 turds each day - all kept by Master Jon in the freezer - a years worth of shit was frozen ready for this. Master Jon wants the object to kept permanently moving and permanently filled with shit.
So if you want the Object to suffer - either Like, Reblog or Follow this post. You know the Object needs it - and you'll help make Master Jon very happy!
