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@edward-spade
"Well…that didn’t go as predicted"
"That's been a running theme these past couple days. Are you alright, Rebecca?"
Betrayal | Tyler & Edward
Of the many instinctual responses that slammed into Tyler to see the inside of Edward Spade’s study (as opposed to a court house), none of them was an overjoyed, “Dad!" It was more along the lines of I need a razor, or maybe a change of clothes instead, and definitely a little bit of, I need to get laid. Every last trace of the drug from the little blue bottle had left his system, and ‘detoxing’ under the beady eye of London’s finest hadn’t been fun. Thank god he’d not absorbed too much of that insidious drug, or else he wouldn’t even have been aware of it while it was working. Discovering that he’d absorbed it, in the first place, in jail was no laugh either.
What had been even less pleasant had been the memory of his last face-to-face conversation with his father. The combination of not realising he’d been poisoned, coming off as a needy six-year-old with self-esteem issues, and mouthing off about murder to a policeman, left a bad taste in his mouth. It made him feel two inches tall. Tyler was used to being a giant in a dollhouse, and this was new. This was uncomfortable.
He dropped lazily into a chair on the authority-less side of his father’s desk. He didn’t want to answer the question. (The look in his father’s eyes was enough.) The inside of his wrist had stopped stinging by now, and he felt safe enough to unclasp his metallic Tag Heuer watch and pass it across for his father’s inspection. There was a small but noticeable scratch in the metal, where something sharp had slid down the strap and cut into Tyler’s wrist.
"The mark broke a vase," he said by way of explanation. He kept his tone unconcerned and closed-off, his face expressionless. "She used it to attack the ‘burglar’ in her house and didn’t drop it until I found her. As it turns out, even quality criminals can’t be bought for a decent price, everyone wants to impress the boss, get a promotion. This guy thought it would be prudent to stick a hypodermic needle into the mark himself. Imagine, if you will, a desperate woman, pumped full of the useful stuff that comes from a little blue bottle. She’s running around, clutching a piece of glass in one hand, cutting herself a mess in the process. She runs into me and lashes out with her makeshift shiv or whatever, gets me in the hand before I disarm her, and while I do my job, I get her blood over me. Frankly, I’m amazed I haven’t contracted hepatitis from the episode. But it’s done, she’s dead, and Bluto out there can only keep dreaming of that promotion."
A bitter taste filled his mouth, disdain lacing through each of his words. "You'll be stepping down, laying low... for a while. I can't have your," he paused again, careful with his choice of wording, "...incompetence risking the safety of the Black Spades. The police will be keeping their eye on you for the next while and if you continue to work here, all the Black Spades will be watched." The explanation wasn't entirely needed—Tyler was competent enough to understand why his affiliation had become a danger. No, Edward's intent was to remind his son that the outcome of his actions affected more than just the two of them. The Black Spades, the group crucial to Edward for a chance at winning this war, could easily by targeted by authorities thanks to Tyler's carelessness. And while they all knew the risk of the job when they signed up, Edward would not exploit their trust in him by letting Tyler off easy.
"I'm sure you're aware of how grim circumstances have been since your cousin died. We need every man on our side functioning and capable. By getting yourself caught, you have not only inhibited our most valuable hit man—you've put us all at risk. Your actions have put us in a place we can't afford to be in, especially right now." His paused his speech, if only to calm to severity at which his tone had reached. Anger flared through him like acid burning through his veins, settling beneath his skin. "If you were anyone else, Tyler..." He trailed off with a shake of his head. That was a dangerous thought didn't need finishing, anyone with half a mind would know the threat in it. If Tyler were anyone else, he would have been killed for being an unnecessary liability.
"Give the files for your upcoming jobs to James. He'll handle them." Another blow to his son's hard-wrought ego, he knew, but that again was the intent. As unpleasant thirty-six hours in jail must have been, that was only the beginning of his consequences. As far as Edward was concerned, Tyler had set off a domino chain the moment he had become careless with the hit. "I suggest during your unemployment, you consider how serious your loyalty to the Black Spades is." Edward looked up at Tyler with expectance, this time with a calmness that spoke volumes to his seriousness. "If I can't depend on you, your use to Black Spades—no matter how skilled you are—means nothing. Do you understand?"
Betrayal | Tyler & Edward
36 hours.
36 hours was the maximum amount of time they could hold him with arrest. 36 hours was the estimated length of Tyler's detainment, though it could easily be extended if they found any reasonable evidence to arrest him with. 36 hours was only a few hours shy of how long Edward had been awake, relentlessly searching for that evidence, and in bountiful amounts it came up. Each time he found something new, he'd begin burying it, digging a grave so deep there was no chance it would ever be found. Not within 36 hours, not ever. Perhaps this was Edward's way of compensating for allowing his son to be placed in a holding cell. It had happened once, one time too many, and Edward would never let it happen again.
A tumbler half full with whiskey was within arm's reach, and between agitated glances to the grandfather clock standing proud in the corner of his office room, Edward would allow himself a sip. Which happened to be quite frequent, as the ticking clock counted down the announcement of Tyler's freedom was the only offer of solace to found. Everything felt remarkably heavy, from the weight of the glass in his left hand, to the jacket draped over his shoulders. The desire for sleep was numbing him of his ability to think, to comprehend. He was a nocturnal man, undoubtedly, used to working in the cover of a dark night. He'd stayed awake for longer periods of time, too swaddled by work to rest. Yet, this time, the exhaustion Edward could feel wasn't just from tire. Their was emotional weakening, picking and prodding at the man. It was deteriorating him, putting him a place he could no longer function in. And Edward was adamant about ridding himself of this emotional turmoil before he, or Tyler, rested.
A knock on the door caught Edward's attention. He straightened his posture in his chair, placing the glass on his desk. "Come in," he commanded, the dark tone in his voice already setting the mood for the conversation to occur. The door creaked open and Tyler appeared in the frame. Edward stayed silent, lifting his chin as his eyes narrowed in on his son. His face was void of emotion, completely blank to the point where it was unnerving. When he spoke, an icy chill breached the distance between the two, the accusation cutting through without remorse. "How did you allow this to happen?"
"You where always the one to see that. What good is a wife if she can’t bring out the great qualities in her husband? Neither can I my love, neither can I. Time, such a terrible thing to waist but you’ve never waisted mines. You know this also means no cell phones during our time together." Her lips fit perfectly against his, briefly pulling away from his grasp she glances back into his warm blue orbs.
"It's a quality unique to you, tesoro." He sighed at her comment on the absence of their cellphones, but a jovial smile still tugged at his lips. "Of course. I can muster to be without for a few hours, I suppose." A more genuine smile came over as she pulled away from him. He rested his hand beneath her ear, lightly tracing her jaw with his thumb.
"Honestly?" She glances down at her broken heel, pouting slightly as she did so.
"How unfortunate."
If you smell something burning,
"All I remember was that it was good, and Tyler and I spent a week trying to convince you to make it again. At least you’ve got a short list, I’ve got boiled water so far."
"Of course, Padre. Unless you hear or smell it first. Or you come home to find I’ve wrecked whatever kitchen I attempted it in."
He smiled, "I'm glad you both enjoyed it. It was so long ago—I'm surprised you even remember it. And soon, you'll be able to all pasta to that list."
"Nonsense, I have more faith in you than that, Alice. You could ask one of the cooks to help you, I'm sure they wouldn't protest."
Victoria raises her eyebrow. “Menthol? Can’t that kill you?” She asked. “Oh, I’m, um…taking a small break.” She answered, responding to his question.
"I believe you're thinking of methanol. As menthol cigarettes are just as harmful as the regular ones. Ah," he nodded to the response. "Cigarettes are good for breaks."
Press Until It Breaks | drabble
Summary: “Bring him home.” Characters: Edward Spade, Tyler Spade, Spade Family Attorney Setting: Present time. Wonderland, London. A/N: This drabble is in response to this. The texts mentioned are here.
He hadn't released his phone since he received those texts. Spelled out in clean font, the message was clear despite Tyler's way of twisting his wording, creating a layer of amusement. It was obvious Tyler hadn't believed he was going to be arrested when he sent those texts. But Edward hadn't received word from him since, giving him reasonable cause for concern. Tyler had always been a liability, often blinded by his own accompaniments. The fear of it one day becoming a consequence had been subdued by trust. But, for the first time, Edward could feel a falter in that trust.
The ring of his phone caught his attention, but before the first one could end, Edward had already answered, promptly present with a panicked Tyler. "Enough," he interrupted, fortitude coming though. "This line isn't safe to speak on. If— when they ask you questions, you will refuse answer on your Fifth Amendment rights. Nothing more than that needs to be said. Your freedom is dependant on these words, do you understand?" Edward knew the officers had begun interrogation. He only prayed that Tyler wasn't stupid enough to offer 'clever' remarks in place of a response. "The family lawyer will arrive soon to negotiate your detainment." There was a slight pause before he spoke again, and when he did a clear edge of emotion was present in his voice. "Niente panico, Tyler. Tu non ci sarai molto più a lungo." A click of the line, and Edward was gone.
No time was wasted dwelling on the mistakes of his son. Pondering the state of Tyler's freedom wasn't a leisure he could afford right now. Instead, Edward acted immediately; dialing a sequence of numbers so familiar they had become pure muscle memory. The line rang once, then twice, and Edward began to feel the gnawing persistence of anxiety fester at the pit of his stomach. This was supposed to be the direct line, dammit. He paid extra for this number with assurance that it would always be answered immediately. Edward wasn't a man to be played, and by the fourth ring he was truly debating how consequential it would be to place a hit on his own lawyer's head. And as if summoning the lawyer with the threat of that thought along, the phone was finally answered, "Mr. Spade?"
"Tyler is being held at the police station." He hadn't expected the waver in his own voice, always so confident and brisk. Tumultuous regret, anger, and grief all laced through every fibre of his being, shaking the foundations of an invincible man. 'Protect your children' — the words his father said to him to day his first son was brought into the world, the vow he'd made to Vivianne. He would always protect their children, ensure their freedom and safety was never compromised. Above his duty to his job and to Wonderland was his duty as a father, something he'd readily accepted at the time. And he had failed, at the expensive of his own child's security. "I need... I need you to bring him home." So vague and lacking the professionalism he embodied, but Edward couldn't muster the energy to build up a facade. "I will, sir," his lawyer promised. "Expect a call within the next hour." Edward hung up without a response, doubt filling every inch of him, still clutching to his phone.
Text → Edward
Tyler: There’s a siren behind me.
Tyler: Not the Greek kind. Tyler: Did you send Officer Pillsbury a bottle of wine on New Year’s Day? I feel as if he’s coming for that, with interest.
Tyler: Father, I am three minutes away from becoming a cop-killer.
Tyler: I’m only telling you this so that they find evidence of it on your phone, and since I’ll evade arrest forever, good luck explaining your status as my forewarned accomplice.
Penny for your thoughts?
He sighed, glancing at the cigarette resting between his fingers, "Wishing this was a menthol. Yourself?"
If you smell something burning,
"I’ve got to take after one of you, Padre, and so far it doesn’t look like Ma." She added her own soft laughter, shaking her head. "But didn’t you make something for her birthday a few years ago that was really good? Beef something?"
"Oh, right.”
"Maybe that’s what I should try next. Next… week… after everything has recovered from my last attempt. There’s only so many ways I can screw that up, right?
"Ah, yes, the beef bourguignon. That took ages to make, and even longer to make it look presentable. It can really look quite terrible without proper garnishing. I suppose I can add that to the short list of foods I can cook."
"Sounds wonderful. You'll have to tell me how it goes."
Oh my go -
Guess it’s habit, but this place is the strangest city I’ve ever seen. Necessity brought me here, nothing else. That, and… unforeseen circumstances.
I see. Commonly, people come here for the strangeness of the city. It has a strange kind of allure to it, I suppose. I find the longer you stay here, the more your fondness for it grows.
Fantastic! You've found me.
"Thank you. Again. This makes what… fourth time this year? It was just that I had my hands full. I was waiting behind the wheel, parked out of sight, and then the radio goes dead, which is never good. And I’m still waiting for signs of life, but nothing, and then I see her running. I had to act fast. Even if it meant leaving the car, make sure she didn’t she run into anyone but me. I mean, how do you convince someone you’re their saviour from a home invader (even if you arranged the invasion and she’s not going to survive this anyway) if your timing’s not perfect? It was the radio. I wouldn’t have left a loose end otherwise. I’m trying, I really am…" He trailed off, realising exactly how how much of an idiotic babbling lunatic he sounded. One word of faint praise and he was tripping over himself to justify his mistakes? What was he, five? His jaw instantly clenched and he switched himself off. "Thanks, Dad," he said just slightly curtly.
He was ready to simply nod off the thanks and move on when Tyler began relaying the entire event in excruciating detail. Edward raised an eyebrow, a faint crease of disapproval forming along his brow. Was Tyler seeking consolation for his mistake? Unlikely he would find it here, Edward was never a man to provide comfort—especially when that mistake involved jeopardizing a hit. Even in his personal life, as a father, he was never the one to run to when the children got into fights. And beyond that, desperately pleading justification for a mistake was nothing shy of pathetic.
When Tyler finished his speech, Edward nodded once, remaining silent for a moment as he looked his son over. Perhaps the compliment was too much pressure. Though the thought that Tyler would be overwhelmed by a mere compliment was off-putting. "I trust it won't happen again," Edward added finally.
Oh my go -
Well, I can tell you I don’t plan on letting my guard down. Nor do I want to see the day this all starts making sense to me.
"I have to say, you have quite a negative view on a place you decided to move to. I'm curious as to what brought you here in the first place."
If you smell something burning,
What? Well, there goes everything I thought I knew for the past twenty-four years. Now I certainly have no chance.
I thought about it, Papà, but cooking hot dogs just didn’t have the same sense of accomplishment. Oh, dear, well if we’re talking about things that can’t ignite - that doesn’t leave a whole of options for me, does it? Cereal… toast - no that won’t do… Water. I can boil water.
"No, no, don't let my inability squander your hope. Besides, I never really gave cooking much of a chance."
He chuckles, "Water, splendid! That's certainly a start. If you can boil water, you can cook pasta. I believe pasta sauce isn't too difficult to make, especially if you're starting with a basic sauce. And then, bravo, you've got yourself a pasta."
Fantastic! You've found me.
Despite the generous helping of snark (and seconds, please), Tyler couldn’t suppress the tiny flush of pride at the implied compliment, qualifiers and all. Not that he let it show, God forbid, but twenty years around his family had left him complacent enough to lower his guard fractionally around them.
"It’s not a question of paying for the ticket; I’d be several leagues short of legendary if I couldn’t even manage that. I do need your help to make it go away. Disappear. Never exist. Vamoose. It’s the only physical proof that I was in Bayswater on Thursday, and I’d really prefer not to leave any sort of trail. You understand the difficulty, Dad, don’t you?”
"Consider it gone. Do try and be more alert next time. This little nuisance could have been avoided if you payed more attention to the details." Chiding aside, Edward was used to fixing Tyler's mishaps on the job. He was undeniably valuable to the Black Spades—cleaning after him was a small price to pay, fully worth it.
Oh my go -
Yeah, and hopefully not here for too long. I can’t understand anything around this city.
"I’d say it gets more comprehensible with time, but it doesn’t. The best advice I could give is to stay alert."