Edwin Payne

One of the Detectives from the Dead Boy Detectives Agency. Ask if you must.

[amphitrite-of-the-ocean]

THERES MORE

HI WELCOME TO THE MULTIVERSE, EDWIN

Hello to you too, but what is “The multiverse”?

[edwardiandetectivepayne]

Hello.

[five-babygurl]

tell the cat king i say hi PLSSSSS and edwin and charles :)

TCK: Oh, how is my sweeeettt crow boi?

Edwin: Tell him I said hello back.

Charles: F*ck off.

[congressmanrosen]

okay cricket bat boy, hello edwin :), and helloooo my sweet cat boiiiii

[cat-king-meowmeow9]

*blowing kisses*

[congressmanrosen]

how are you, sweetie, you doing alright?

[cat-king-meowmeow9]

I'm doing fine until you came in. Now I'm breathless and might lose another life.😉

[congressmanrosen]

oh no, don't die because of me, sweetheart, i'm not that pretty

[cat-king-meowmeow9]

Awww baby you're the most prettiest boi I've ever seen

[edwardiandetectivepayne]

The prettiest, huh?

[five-babygurl]

@montythehumancrow oh shet

[congressmanrosen]

oh boy

(🫳🍿😼)

[five-babygurl]

Are you guys getting married?? *Referring to the first emoji*

[congressmanrosen]

no i'm eating popcorn while watching this argument go down

[edwardiandetectivepayne]

Aren't you part of it??

[five-babygurl]

tell the cat king i say hi PLSSSSS and edwin and charles :)

TCK: Oh, how is my sweeeettt crow boi?

Edwin: Tell him I said hello back.

Charles: F*ck off.

[congressmanrosen]

okay cricket bat boy, hello edwin :), and helloooo my sweet cat boiiiii

[cat-king-meowmeow9]

*blowing kisses*

[congressmanrosen]

how are you, sweetie, you doing alright?

[cat-king-meowmeow9]

I'm doing fine until you came in. Now I'm breathless and might lose another life.😉

[congressmanrosen]

oh no, don't die because of me, sweetheart, i'm not that pretty

[cat-king-meowmeow9]

Awww baby you're the most prettiest boi I've ever seen

[edwardiandetectivepayne]

The prettiest, huh?

[niekiddo]

Illustrations for the The Case of The Cat, The Sword and The Light Show on A03

[five-babygurl]

@montythehumancrow oh Monty! Look what I have here!

[congressmanrosen]

hah i knew it

[edwardiandetectivepayne]

We are not-

[congressmanrosen]

hot twink kissing an even hotter twink

[edwardiandetectivepayne]

I'M NOT

[niekiddo]

Illustrations for the The Case of The Cat, The Sword and The Light Show on A03

[five-babygurl]

@montythehumancrow oh Monty! Look what I have here!

[congressmanrosen]

hah i knew it

[edwardiandetectivepayne]

We are not-

[congressmanrosen]

i LOVE when my mom grabs me and digs her nails into my arm just because i said something she didn't like or agree with!! JUST LOVE IT!!

[edwardiandetectivepayne]

Monty are you okay?? Deadshowagency and I are concerned.

[congressmanrosen]

not really it hurt

[edwardiandetectivepayne]

I'll try to convince Charles to go pick you up.

[congressmanrosen]

i LOVE when my mom grabs me and digs her nails into my arm just because i said something she didn't like or agree with!! JUST LOVE IT!!

[edwardiandetectivepayne]

Monty are you okay?? Deadshowagency and I are concerned.

[edwardiandetectivepayne]

edwin, why were you calling me sweetheart and dear

What's wrong?

[congressmanrosen]

i'm just confused as to why you're calling me petnames

[edwardiandetectivepayne]

I normally do when someone's sick.

[congressmanrosen]

well don't call me those names if you're not ready to cash that check, my guy

[edwardiandetectivepayne]

What check?

[edwardiandetectivepayne]

edwin, why were you calling me sweetheart and dear

What's wrong?

[congressmanrosen]

i'm just confused as to why you're calling me petnames

[edwardiandetectivepayne]

I normally do when someone's sick.

[edwardiandetectivepayne]

edwin, why were you calling me sweetheart and dear

What's wrong?

[edwardiandetectivepayne]

EDWIN, DID YOU OFFER TO BUY @montythehumancrow WEED??

I did not!

[congressmanrosen]

DID TO. YOU SAID YOU 'HAVE YOUR WAYS'.

[edwardiandetectivepayne]

WHAT DO I MEAN?!

[congressmanrosen]

YOU HAVE YOUR SPECIAL WAYS TO GET ME WEED WHICH IS WEIRD

[edwardiandetectivepayne]

I said "I will have my ways to get you cocaine."

[congressmanrosen]

ooh even better but why should i trust you bc you left me so easily

[edwardiandetectivepayne]

COCAINE, FOR YOUR COLD, YOU DONUT!

[congressmanrosen]

oh yeah for a cold... yeah... 😚

[edwardiandetectivepayne]

You are sick and you need cocaine! Not to get high on, but to help you!

[congressmanrosen]

right right right yes only for medical reasons of course

[edwardiandetectivepayne]

Here it is.

[congressmanrosen]

SIKE I LIED

[snorts it and then runs]

[edwardiandetectivepayne]

MONTY! YOU'RE SICK!

[congressmanrosen]

NO I'M NOT I LIED

[edwardiandetectivepayne]

THAT'S THE LAST BAG WE HAVE IN OUR MEDICAL SUPPLIES!

[congressmanrosen]

I LEFT ENOUGH FOR YOU GUYS

[five-babygurl]

Not for me, no.

[congressmanrosen]

well my hands numb so i'm scared

[edwardiandetectivepayne]

YOU IDIOT

[congressmanrosen]

☹️

[edwardiandetectivepayne]

Come here! You need rest.

[congressmanrosen]

why are you being nice to me

[edwardiandetectivepayne]

You drugged yourself, sweetheart. You might reach the point of going crazy unless you rest.

[congressmanrosen]

swee- SWEETHEART?? stop being nice to me i'm frightened

[five-babygurl]

Sweetheart?

[congressmanrosen]

good golly miss molly what is happening why is he calling me sweetheart AND being nice

[edwardiandetectivepayne]

Rest now, dear.

[edwardiandetectivepayne]

EDWIN, DID YOU OFFER TO BUY @montythehumancrow WEED??

I did not!

[congressmanrosen]

DID TO. YOU SAID YOU 'HAVE YOUR WAYS'.

[edwardiandetectivepayne]

WHAT DO I MEAN?!

[congressmanrosen]

YOU HAVE YOUR SPECIAL WAYS TO GET ME WEED WHICH IS WEIRD

[edwardiandetectivepayne]

I said "I will have my ways to get you cocaine."

[congressmanrosen]

ooh even better but why should i trust you bc you left me so easily

[edwardiandetectivepayne]

COCAINE, FOR YOUR COLD, YOU DONUT!

[congressmanrosen]

oh yeah for a cold... yeah... 😚

[edwardiandetectivepayne]

You are sick and you need cocaine! Not to get high on, but to help you!

[congressmanrosen]

right right right yes only for medical reasons of course

[edwardiandetectivepayne]

Here it is.

[congressmanrosen]

SIKE I LIED

[snorts it and then runs]

[edwardiandetectivepayne]

MONTY! YOU'RE SICK!

[congressmanrosen]

NO I'M NOT I LIED

[edwardiandetectivepayne]

THAT'S THE LAST BAG WE HAVE IN OUR MEDICAL SUPPLIES!

[congressmanrosen]

I LEFT ENOUGH FOR YOU GUYS

[five-babygurl]

Not for me, no.

[congressmanrosen]

well my hands numb so i'm scared

[edwardiandetectivepayne]

YOU IDIOT

[congressmanrosen]

☹️

[edwardiandetectivepayne]

Come here! You need rest.

[congressmanrosen]

why are you being nice to me

[edwardiandetectivepayne]

You drugged yourself, sweetheart. You might reach the point of going crazy unless you rest.

[congressmanrosen]

swee- SWEETHEART?? stop being nice to me i'm frightened

[five-babygurl]

Sweetheart?

[edwardiandetectivepayne]

Or would you prefer being called 'love'?

[edwardiandetectivepayne]

EDWIN, DID YOU OFFER TO BUY @montythehumancrow WEED??

I did not!

[congressmanrosen]

DID TO. YOU SAID YOU 'HAVE YOUR WAYS'.

[edwardiandetectivepayne]

WHAT DO I MEAN?!

[congressmanrosen]

YOU HAVE YOUR SPECIAL WAYS TO GET ME WEED WHICH IS WEIRD

[edwardiandetectivepayne]

I said "I will have my ways to get you cocaine."

[congressmanrosen]

ooh even better but why should i trust you bc you left me so easily

[edwardiandetectivepayne]

COCAINE, FOR YOUR COLD, YOU DONUT!

[congressmanrosen]

oh yeah for a cold... yeah... 😚

[edwardiandetectivepayne]

You are sick and you need cocaine! Not to get high on, but to help you!

[congressmanrosen]

right right right yes only for medical reasons of course

[edwardiandetectivepayne]

Here it is.

[congressmanrosen]

SIKE I LIED

[snorts it and then runs]

[edwardiandetectivepayne]

MONTY! YOU'RE SICK!

[congressmanrosen]

NO I'M NOT I LIED

[edwardiandetectivepayne]

THAT'S THE LAST BAG WE HAVE IN OUR MEDICAL SUPPLIES!

[congressmanrosen]

I LEFT ENOUGH FOR YOU GUYS

[five-babygurl]

Not for me, no.

[congressmanrosen]

well my hands numb so i'm scared

[edwardiandetectivepayne]

YOU IDIOT

[congressmanrosen]

☹️

[edwardiandetectivepayne]

Come here! You need rest.

[congressmanrosen]

why are you being nice to me

[edwardiandetectivepayne]

You drugged yourself, sweetheart. You might reach the point of going crazy unless you rest.

[edwardiandetectivepayne]

EDWIN, DID YOU OFFER TO BUY @montythehumancrow WEED??

I did not!

[congressmanrosen]

DID TO. YOU SAID YOU 'HAVE YOUR WAYS'.

[edwardiandetectivepayne]

WHAT DO I MEAN?!

[congressmanrosen]

YOU HAVE YOUR SPECIAL WAYS TO GET ME WEED WHICH IS WEIRD

[edwardiandetectivepayne]

I said "I will have my ways to get you cocaine."

[congressmanrosen]

ooh even better but why should i trust you bc you left me so easily

[edwardiandetectivepayne]

COCAINE, FOR YOUR COLD, YOU DONUT!

[congressmanrosen]

oh yeah for a cold... yeah... 😚

[edwardiandetectivepayne]

You are sick and you need cocaine! Not to get high on, but to help you!

[congressmanrosen]

right right right yes only for medical reasons of course

[edwardiandetectivepayne]

Here it is.

[congressmanrosen]

SIKE I LIED

[snorts it and then runs]

[edwardiandetectivepayne]

MONTY! YOU'RE SICK!

[congressmanrosen]

NO I'M NOT I LIED

[edwardiandetectivepayne]

THAT'S THE LAST BAG WE HAVE IN OUR MEDICAL SUPPLIES!

[congressmanrosen]

I LEFT ENOUGH FOR YOU GUYS

[five-babygurl]

Not for me, no.

[congressmanrosen]

well my hands numb so i'm scared

[edwardiandetectivepayne]

YOU IDIOT

[congressmanrosen]

☹️

[edwardiandetectivepayne]

Come here! You need rest.

[edwardiandetectivepayne]

EDWIN, DID YOU OFFER TO BUY @montythehumancrow WEED??

I did not!

[congressmanrosen]

DID TO. YOU SAID YOU 'HAVE YOUR WAYS'.

[edwardiandetectivepayne]

WHAT DO I MEAN?!

[congressmanrosen]

YOU HAVE YOUR SPECIAL WAYS TO GET ME WEED WHICH IS WEIRD

[edwardiandetectivepayne]

I said "I will have my ways to get you cocaine."

[congressmanrosen]

ooh even better but why should i trust you bc you left me so easily

[edwardiandetectivepayne]

COCAINE, FOR YOUR COLD, YOU DONUT!

[congressmanrosen]

oh yeah for a cold... yeah... 😚

[edwardiandetectivepayne]

You are sick and you need cocaine! Not to get high on, but to help you!

[congressmanrosen]

right right right yes only for medical reasons of course

[edwardiandetectivepayne]

Here it is.

[congressmanrosen]

SIKE I LIED

[snorts it and then runs]

[edwardiandetectivepayne]

MONTY! YOU'RE SICK!

[congressmanrosen]

NO I'M NOT I LIED

[edwardiandetectivepayne]

THAT'S THE LAST BAG WE HAVE IN OUR MEDICAL SUPPLIES!

[congressmanrosen]

I LEFT ENOUGH FOR YOU GUYS

[five-babygurl]

Not for me, no.

[congressmanrosen]

well my hands numb so i'm scared

[edwardiandetectivepayne]

YOU IDIOT

[edwardiandetectivepayne]

EDWIN, DID YOU OFFER TO BUY @montythehumancrow WEED??

I did not!

[congressmanrosen]

DID TO. YOU SAID YOU 'HAVE YOUR WAYS'.

[edwardiandetectivepayne]

WHAT DO I MEAN?!

[congressmanrosen]

YOU HAVE YOUR SPECIAL WAYS TO GET ME WEED WHICH IS WEIRD

[edwardiandetectivepayne]

I said "I will have my ways to get you cocaine."

[congressmanrosen]

ooh even better but why should i trust you bc you left me so easily

[edwardiandetectivepayne]

COCAINE, FOR YOUR COLD, YOU DONUT!

[congressmanrosen]

oh yeah for a cold... yeah... 😚

[edwardiandetectivepayne]

You are sick and you need cocaine! Not to get high on, but to help you!

[congressmanrosen]

right right right yes only for medical reasons of course

[edwardiandetectivepayne]

Here it is.

[congressmanrosen]

SIKE I LIED

[snorts it and then runs]

[edwardiandetectivepayne]

MONTY! YOU'RE SICK!

[congressmanrosen]

NO I'M NOT I LIED

[edwardiandetectivepayne]

THAT'S THE LAST BAG WE HAVE IN OUR MEDICAL SUPPLIES!

[edwardiandetectivepayne]

EDWIN, DID YOU OFFER TO BUY @montythehumancrow WEED??

I did not!

[congressmanrosen]

DID TO. YOU SAID YOU 'HAVE YOUR WAYS'.

[edwardiandetectivepayne]

WHAT DO I MEAN?!

[congressmanrosen]

YOU HAVE YOUR SPECIAL WAYS TO GET ME WEED WHICH IS WEIRD

[edwardiandetectivepayne]

I said "I will have my ways to get you cocaine."

[congressmanrosen]

ooh even better but why should i trust you bc you left me so easily

[edwardiandetectivepayne]

COCAINE, FOR YOUR COLD, YOU DONUT!

[congressmanrosen]

oh yeah for a cold... yeah... 😚

[edwardiandetectivepayne]

You are sick and you need cocaine! Not to get high on, but to help you!

[congressmanrosen]

right right right yes only for medical reasons of course

[edwardiandetectivepayne]

Here it is.

[congressmanrosen]

SIKE I LIED

[snorts it and then runs]

[edwardiandetectivepayne]

MONTY! YOU'RE SICK!