eels

the worms in my head keep telling me to "die already"

[eelpetplay]

Eel pet play is when we're seperated by glass and sometimes you reach over to give me food and I bite you

[the-word-of-dog]

yuck! get that discourse off my dash

[aaashelley]

night with a vampire (squid)

[cogentranting]

Observed today:

Two little girls playing gently with a daddy long legs.

Girl 1: can it die?

Girl 2, in a calm happy even tone: of course. Like all living things it can and must die.

[eelpetplay]

There's so many ways to writhe, you don't even need to wait until you're in pain to do it.

[eelpetplay]

How far do you need to scroll to see the post that makes you not feel bad

[eelpetplay]

How far do you need to scroll to see the post that lets you go to sleep

[eelpetplay]

How far do you need to scroll to see the post that makes you not feel bad

[laterkiss]

worry about it kitten daddy fucked up

[laterkiss]

don't worry kitten daddy got it

[laterkiss]

start worrying kitten daddy fucked up

[noknowshame]

resurrected dead wife watching her own montage: wow I looked so hot in that

[the-word-of-dog]

why wont anubis fuck me?

[sacred-portal]

[arttla]

sea creature

[eelpetplay]

méprisable pervers sanguinaire🩸🩸👌👌👌

[tabloidsores]

You come across a BABBLING BROOK. It's features are DYNAMIC (2), NATURE (4), REPOSE (5). The season is for WAR, and your mood is WISTFUL.

> Check sabertache

Your sabtertache is BULGING with goods (10/12):

- PONDEROUS clay tablet (x1)

- Photo of human lass (x5)

- Blueberries (x3)

- Letter opener [1d3/->3] (x1)

>Eat blueberry

You eat the blueberry. It is CHEWY and SOUR. Your mood is now SATIATED.

The blueberries remind you of DUZYN-DÜRG!

The blueberries remind you of FAIR LUCRETIA!

Your mood has become MOROSE. The season is for DEATH.

> Hide

I do not recognize that command.

> Retreat

You must designate something for your elf to reatreat from.

> Retreat from world

Do you wish to MEDITATE or BROOD?

> Brood

On what?

> Wife

You brood for 68(crit!) years on the IMPERMANANCE of WIFE.

3 kings have passed and Mankind remains FICKLE. Your mood has become INQUISITIVE. The season is for HARVEST.

[dogmotif-deactivated20240505]

hey me and my partner saw you from across the bar we want to kill and eat you

[deep-state-partisan]

I pawned your chastity key for drug money sorry

[grenadineghost]

you want to be mommy’s adjective noun, don’t you, pet name? you want to verb and verb for mommy like a good gender

[eelpetplay]

you want to be mommy's disgusting corpse, don't you, carcass? you want to rot and decay for mommy like a good fleshthing