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@noknowshame
I hate it when people ask you what you did over the weekend because you can’t really say you woke up naked on the floor wreathed in ivy with a message left in your notes app that reads “madness is the bug spray that keeps consciousness out of the cupboards of reality”. you have to go “oh nothing much just went to the grocery store”
every bad thing in the entire world is due to the dark sorcerer if we just kill the dark sorcerer i bet everything will be amazing something amazing will happen
sources are saying ohhhhhhhhh brother
in honor of my little brother kirby (the little pink nintendo guy) (he’s adopted) I’m playing the game kirby and the forgotten land. it takes place in what very much appears to be an abandoned post-apocalyptic human city, complete with tables still set for meals as if everyone simply vanished simultaneously. and the further I get into the game the more I am becoming concerned that this is never going to be explained even a little
it occurs to me that some of you may be unaware of the extent to which kirby is integrated into my family
in honor of my little brother kirby (the little pink nintendo guy) (he’s adopted) I’m playing the game kirby and the forgotten land. it takes place in what very much appears to be an abandoned post-apocalyptic human city, complete with tables still set for meals as if everyone simply vanished simultaneously. and the further I get into the game the more I am becoming concerned that this is never going to be explained even a little
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hey boyz it's ya boy mega real estate conglomerate here with yet another!! massive luxury real estate complex on critically endangered wildlife habitat!! for my next trick i will now name the complex after a fan favorite species that's known for living where I've placed the buildings so you'll never forget what used to be here and why you wanted to live here to begin with (but cannot coexist with your lifestyle)!!!!
you're telling me this hole is significant to the plot?
When i was 13 i decided to become penpals with the surviving members of the heavens gate cult who were still maintaining their email/website/book sales and they responded to me a couple of times before my mom found out and i genuinely couldnt fathom why she would be upset with me
Zoozve, my beloved
"...we don't live in a big clockwork, we live in a dance club..."
This is my favorite line.
It is now called Zoozve :')
outta the way ladies one hour tornado footage is here
Hey when you're writing up your NDAs, could you include a clause that lets everyone still talk to me? Yeah, whatever, I won't tell anyone, I just wanna know. Thanks.
love island should introduce a "scheming eunuch" islander who is like a smart and completely asexual islander exempt from being kicked off or being made to participate in any challenges and they're just there to provide advice and be a sort of sounding board for the other islanders when they need a disinterested party to talk things through with. but the scheming eunuch has secret goals unbeknownst to anyone e.g. a cash prize for talking a certain couple into breaking up etc.
you would think from the way that good morning america covers taylor swift that she’s the divine right god-empress of the united states
"subtext" and "buttsex" being anagrams of each other is an example of order and harmony in the universe
As far as facile inversions of common tropes go, "character who's so pure and innocent that they have no idea their bizarre kinks are in any way unusual and end up scaring the hell out of their ostensibly more worldly peers" is a pretty good one.
can we get anne carson on hot ones
