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Cleo | 26 | she/they | The Narrative enthusiast | media psychologist | likes from @coralopulation

[horsewheelie]

I'm never going to hell

[disgruntled-foreign-patriarch]

you're like that guy from the mummy

[inwardhardar]

[noknowshame]

remember that pokemon movie where they fucking kill ash

[noknowshame]

why aren’t people making deceptively amateur found footage horror movies and then burning them onto dvds and leaving them places

[noknowshame]

never mind this is the same instinct that almost got me kicked out of church camp

[noknowshame]

I could’ve sworn I’ve told this story before but the tldr is that when I was 12 I went to a christian summer camp and thought it would be a great idea to write fictional diary pages from a missing camper and hide them around the campgrounds as some sort of interactive epistolary horror story. the counselors found these pages and especially did not like all the stuff about demons. they proceeded to shut down the activities of the whole camp and force us all to search each other’s stuff. I pretended to search along with everyone else until I finally burst into tears and confessed. they had a long conversation with me about sin

[noknowshame]

why aren’t people making deceptively amateur found footage horror movies and then burning them onto dvds and leaving them places

[noknowshame]

never mind this is the same instinct that almost got me kicked out of church camp

[noknowshame]

why aren’t people making deceptively amateur found footage horror movies and then burning them onto dvds and leaving them places

[nostalgicfun]

Looking through a Toyfare magazine from 2004 and found what might be my favorite ad ever

[yellow-cat]

i have wild sentences roaming through me at all times

[noknowshame]

why do the official hannibal subtitles replace will's instrumental theme with the lyrics to this unrelated 80's pop ballad

[noknowshame]

reverse parasocial relationship: your idol knows everything about you

[noknowshame]

actually I need to elaborate that this is inspired by my friend telling me about how the contestants on love island are cut off from the outside world but the show keeps inviting famous guest hosts who have kept up with it so from their perspective megan Thee stallion shows up and already knows who they are and is aware of stuff they said in private asides like 24 hours ago

[noknowshame]

reverse parasocial relationship: your idol knows everything about you

[larval-tear]

dude i think i might be The Other

[ceruleanheaven]

i dont even know where the bit ends and i begin

[t00thpasteface]

me before i get my paycheck: i'm so excited to spend this on essentials and save the rest wisely

me as soon as that direct deposit hits: you know i've always wanted to learn the theremin

[noknowshame]

something must be done

[noknowshame]

I hate it when people ask you what you did over the weekend because you can’t really say you woke up naked on the floor wreathed in ivy with a message left in your notes app that reads “madness is the bug spray that keeps consciousness out of the cupboards of reality”. you have to go “oh nothing much just went to the grocery store”

[medievaljournalist]

every bad thing in the entire world is due to the dark sorcerer if we just kill the dark sorcerer i bet everything will be amazing something amazing will happen

[fairycosmos]

sources are saying ohhhhhhhhh brother