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Cleo | 26 | she/they | The Narrative enthusiast | media psychologist | likes from @coralopulation

[angelicguy]

me: I don't know... I keep having that dream. Where there's a man at my door just pounding and pounding making some kind of barking noise. All the tree branches outside my window are making this, t-this wretched scraping squealing noise against my window. The winds blowing, there's thunder in the distance, I try to cover my hands but my hands are puppet hands..... I just don't know what it means. The mans screaming MY name, but there's no way I know him, his voice is so unfamiliar, but so clear, like he's in my fucking ears,

therapist: You said you have puppet hands in this?

me: Yeah, everything's puppet.

[zoesupreme]

Christopher Nolan almost allows colors into his mythical epic shot on 70mm IMAX film. thank god they stopped filming in time.

[7bitter]

nobody even knows how normal i am on account of my being obviously crazy

[stimman3000]

we’re really at that point in the year where no one cares about anything huh

[krishnadewme]

[lionkins]

[wallpatterns-deactivated2019120]

My psych professor mentioned swaddling in lecture so I emailed him a picture of me being swaddled in my dorm room and asked if I could get extra credit because it was really hot in there and I got really sweaty and he was like “fabulous, sure”

[willisahappygrahamcracker]

[mountainashfae]

I’m going to miss the Honors Advisor from my university.

[wrathofthestag]

[snazzybees]

This is definitely my favorite email i’ve recieved from a professor, with the subject line “back at it”.

[aropride]

one of my all-time favorite emails

[aflo]

A standard porno with the bad acting and music and whatnot but partway through the action the camera pans to a millipede and hunting spider locked in a duel for survival, the sounds of sex fade out and the scene in the background blurs, epic battle music starts to play

[vintar]

there's this one gay porn studio i'm subscribed to email updates for just because i am never prepared for what each email contains

pretentious gay sluts i am very fond of you

[noknowshame]

i love when new Cleo Lore drops. what an odd, interesting life you lead!!

you see I don’t actually believe I have a more interesting life than anyone else. I just think I’m a storyteller and am more apt to talk about interesting things when they happen to me

[horsewheelie]

I'm never going to hell

[disgruntled-foreign-patriarch]

you're like that guy from the mummy

[inwardhardar]

[noknowshame]

remember that pokemon movie where they fucking kill ash

[noknowshame]

why aren’t people making deceptively amateur found footage horror movies and then burning them onto dvds and leaving them places

[noknowshame]

never mind this is the same instinct that almost got me kicked out of church camp

[noknowshame]

I could’ve sworn I’ve told this story before but the tldr is that when I was 12 I went to a christian summer camp and thought it would be a great idea to write fictional diary pages from a missing camper and hide them around the campgrounds as some sort of interactive epistolary horror story. the counselors found these pages and especially did not like all the stuff about demons. they proceeded to shut down the activities of the whole camp and force us all to search each other’s stuff. I pretended to search along with everyone else until I finally burst into tears and confessed. they had a long conversation with me about sin

[noknowshame]

why aren’t people making deceptively amateur found footage horror movies and then burning them onto dvds and leaving them places

[noknowshame]

never mind this is the same instinct that almost got me kicked out of church camp

[noknowshame]

why aren’t people making deceptively amateur found footage horror movies and then burning them onto dvds and leaving them places

[nostalgicfun]

Looking through a Toyfare magazine from 2004 and found what might be my favorite ad ever

[yellow-cat]

i have wild sentences roaming through me at all times

[noknowshame]

why do the official hannibal subtitles replace will's instrumental theme with the lyrics to this unrelated 80's pop ballad

[noknowshame]

reverse parasocial relationship: your idol knows everything about you

[noknowshame]

actually I need to elaborate that this is inspired by my friend telling me about how the contestants on love island are cut off from the outside world but the show keeps inviting famous guest hosts who have kept up with it so from their perspective megan Thee stallion shows up and already knows who they are and is aware of stuff they said in private asides like 24 hours ago

[noknowshame]

reverse parasocial relationship: your idol knows everything about you