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reverse parasocial relationship: your idol knows everything about you

actually I need to elaborate that this is inspired by my friend telling me about how the contestants on love island are cut off from the outside world but the show keeps inviting famous guest hosts who have kept up with it so from their perspective megan Thee stallion shows up and already knows who they are and is aware of stuff they said in private asides like 24 hours ago

#I haven't watched a single episode so this is hearsay

reverse parasocial relationship: your idol knows everything about you

larval-tear

dude i think i might be The Other

ceruleanheaven

i dont even know where the bit ends and i begin

#my career

t00thpasteface

me before i get my paycheck: i'm so excited to spend this on essentials and save the rest wisely

me as soon as that direct deposit hits: you know i've always wanted to learn the theremin

something must be done

I hate it when people ask you what you did over the weekend because you can’t really say you woke up naked on the floor wreathed in ivy with a message left in your notes app that reads “madness is the bug spray that keeps consciousness out of the cupboards of reality”. you have to go “oh nothing much just went to the grocery store”

medievaljournalist

every bad thing in the entire world is due to the dark sorcerer if we just kill the dark sorcerer i bet everything will be amazing something amazing will happen

#tmg clemency for the wizard king

fairycosmos

sources are saying ohhhhhhhhh brother

noknowshame

in honor of my little brother kirby (the little pink nintendo guy) (he’s adopted) I’m playing the game kirby and the forgotten land. it takes place in what very much appears to be an abandoned post-apocalyptic human city, complete with tables still set for meals as if everyone simply vanished simultaneously. and the further I get into the game the more I am becoming concerned that this is never going to be explained even a little

noknowshame

it occurs to me that some of you may be unaware of the extent to which kirby is integrated into my family

#he’s my little sisters emotional support plush/special interest #he participates in all family actives. we get him christmas presents #we greet him when my sister is not in the room

in honor of my little brother kirby (the little pink nintendo guy) (he’s adopted) I’m playing the game kirby and the forgotten land. it takes place in what very much appears to be an abandoned post-apocalyptic human city, complete with tables still set for meals as if everyone simply vanished simultaneously. and the further I get into the game the more I am becoming concerned that this is never going to be explained even a little

#if you know I don’t want spoilers but I do want to know if there is an answer

hm.

#well that answers that question

frodo-of-the-nine-fingers

hey boyz it's ya boy mega real estate conglomerate here with yet another!! massive luxury real estate complex on critically endangered wildlife habitat!! for my next trick i will now name the complex after a fan favorite species that's known for living where I've placed the buildings so you'll never forget what used to be here and why you wanted to live here to begin with (but cannot coexist with your lifestyle)!!!!

#growing up is realizing the villains in children’s movies are not exaggerations

agnes-nielsens

you're telling me this hole is significant to the plot?

#characters when there’s a Pit #<- prev

garaks-padded-bra

When i was 13 i decided to become penpals with the surviving members of the heavens gate cult who were still maintaining their email/website/book sales and they responded to me a couple of times before my mom found out and i genuinely couldnt fathom why she would be upset with me

#ME