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Cleo | 26 | she/they | The Narrative enthusiast | media psychologist | likes from @coralopulation

[fageleh]

Hey when you're writing up your NDAs, could you include a clause that lets everyone still talk to me? Yeah, whatever, I won't tell anyone, I just wanna know. Thanks.

[wetorturedsomefolks]

love island should introduce a "scheming eunuch" islander who is like a smart and completely asexual islander exempt from being kicked off or being made to participate in any challenges and they're just there to provide advice and be a sort of sounding board for the other islanders when they need a disinterested party to talk things through with. but the scheming eunuch has secret goals unbeknownst to anyone e.g. a cash prize for talking a certain couple into breaking up etc.

[noknowshame]

you would think from the way that good morning america covers taylor swift that she’s the divine right god-empress of the united states

[headspace-hotel]

"subtext" and "buttsex" being anagrams of each other is an example of order and harmony in the universe

[prokopetz]

As far as facile inversions of common tropes go, "character who's so pure and innocent that they have no idea their bizarre kinks are in any way unusual and end up scaring the hell out of their ostensibly more worldly peers" is a pretty good one.

[saltoncity]

can we get anne carson on hot ones

[tahthetrickster]

did a bit of driving through the state of georgia today and wound up driving through a small town that i later discovered was called newborn, which is an odd name but doesn’t technically have anything wrong with it, except for the fact that i nearly gave myself whiplash doing a double-take at a building sign advertising NEWBORN TAXIDERMY

[junecast-moonfast]

Guy who got fired from his job as a fictional character so now he has to be a real person.

[noknowshame]

okay now that I’ve actually watched iron lung the whole bloodymary thing is so much funnier. it’s like shipping ted lasso with adam from saw

[dykeferatu]

i’m not even that much of a pervert i can just find the eroticism in anything. doesn’t get me bricked up necessarily i just like to appreciate it.

[sparvverius]

this is a really fun watch!!

[noknowshame]

as I may have mentioned my department is making me teach the intro to marketing course this summer so I made all of my students read chapter 7 of ways of seeing by john berger and it’s soooo fun to see them all go “WAIT so you mean advertising functions by keeping us in a state of chronic dissatisfaction by selling us a perpetually deferred enviable future self???” yeah buddy. welcome to earth

[noknowshame]

student: “in all honesty this reading kind of scared me. it made me feel like a cog in a big machine where there’s an illusion of choice that I don’t realize is an illusion” ☺️ yep ☺️ you get it

[noknowshame]

as I may have mentioned my department is making me teach the intro to marketing course this summer so I made all of my students read chapter 7 of ways of seeing by john berger and it’s soooo fun to see them all go “WAIT so you mean advertising functions by keeping us in a state of chronic dissatisfaction by selling us a perpetually deferred enviable future self???” yeah buddy. welcome to earth

[noknowshame]

I started watching riverdale out of morbid curiosity and although there is much to criticize I do personally relate to the dumb as hell teenage drama that starts when you try to solve ~the school mystery~

[noknowshame]

I’m definitely some kind of ace but it does appeal to me that you can use sex to get people to participate in your scenarios

[offshoreoilrig]

If tumblr dies DM me for my full home address and we can have a barbecue

[noknowshame]

hadestown fails to adapt this