suspiciously located aboard The Walrus

Cleo | 26 | she/they | The Narrative enthusiast | media psychologist | likes from @coralopulation

[nostalgicfun]

Looking through a Toyfare magazine from 2004 and found what might be my favorite ad ever

[yellow-cat]

i have wild sentences roaming through me at all times

[noknowshame]

why do the official hannibal subtitles replace will's instrumental theme with the lyrics to this unrelated 80's pop ballad

[noknowshame]

reverse parasocial relationship: your idol knows everything about you

[noknowshame]

actually I need to elaborate that this is inspired by my friend telling me about how the contestants on love island are cut off from the outside world but the show keeps inviting famous guest hosts who have kept up with it so from their perspective megan Thee stallion shows up and already knows who they are and is aware of stuff they said in private asides like 24 hours ago

[noknowshame]

reverse parasocial relationship: your idol knows everything about you

[larval-tear]

dude i think i might be The Other

[ceruleanheaven]

i dont even know where the bit ends and i begin

[t00thpasteface]

me before i get my paycheck: i'm so excited to spend this on essentials and save the rest wisely

me as soon as that direct deposit hits: you know i've always wanted to learn the theremin

[noknowshame]

something must be done

[noknowshame]

I hate it when people ask you what you did over the weekend because you can’t really say you woke up naked on the floor wreathed in ivy with a message left in your notes app that reads “madness is the bug spray that keeps consciousness out of the cupboards of reality”. you have to go “oh nothing much just went to the grocery store”

[medievaljournalist]

every bad thing in the entire world is due to the dark sorcerer if we just kill the dark sorcerer i bet everything will be amazing something amazing will happen

[fairycosmos]

sources are saying ohhhhhhhhh brother

[noknowshame]

in honor of my little brother kirby (the little pink nintendo guy) (he’s adopted) I’m playing the game kirby and the forgotten land. it takes place in what very much appears to be an abandoned post-apocalyptic human city, complete with tables still set for meals as if everyone simply vanished simultaneously. and the further I get into the game the more I am becoming concerned that this is never going to be explained even a little

[noknowshame]

it occurs to me that some of you may be unaware of the extent to which kirby is integrated into my family

[noknowshame]

in honor of my little brother kirby (the little pink nintendo guy) (he’s adopted) I’m playing the game kirby and the forgotten land. it takes place in what very much appears to be an abandoned post-apocalyptic human city, complete with tables still set for meals as if everyone simply vanished simultaneously. and the further I get into the game the more I am becoming concerned that this is never going to be explained even a little

[noknowshame]

hm.

[frodo-of-the-nine-fingers]

hey boyz it's ya boy mega real estate conglomerate here with yet another!! massive luxury real estate complex on critically endangered wildlife habitat!! for my next trick i will now name the complex after a fan favorite species that's known for living where I've placed the buildings so you'll never forget what used to be here and why you wanted to live here to begin with (but cannot coexist with your lifestyle)!!!!

[agnes-nielsens]

you're telling me this hole is significant to the plot?