Okay so (shakes a collar in front of you to get your attention) we have to go to the store because (shakes it again) the egg discount starts today (buckles it around your neck) and then--are you listening to me? Hello?? (tugs on your collar) Why are you whining puppy? No, we're not playing right now. I'm just getting you ready to go out. You didn't think you were gonna leave without this, were you? (taps the bell on your collar to make it jingle) Don't complain! How else will everyone know you have an owner? Silly pup.















