Flick o' the wrist

Effy - UK - Student - Nerf Champion IG:@effysaur

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A summary of Eurovision for those who haven’t seen it before

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I call this one…Reasons to Date Me.

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Tag your crush

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I made a playlist for @thatsthat24…

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I call this playlist.....’Exam Prospects’

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Me walking down this stupid-ass staircase

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Omg so true.

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Me af

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me when I was 17

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Girl…

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literally can’t relate

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Every morning i say I’m going to do my essays and meet my deadlines and be productive

But come evening i’m still in bed watching a whole season of Gordon Ramsey dismantling the hopes and dreams of budding chefs and entrepreneurs, literally roasting their ability to roast

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I can tolerate people having food preferences, but I'll never trust a person who physically retches when eating something they'd rather not have. You'll almost certainly fold in a high pressure situation when I need you most if you can't manage to swallow a slice of fucking tomato.

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when you get a new book from school and they smell hella bad

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I really want to know the story behind this

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Hello new followers of my blog because of this picture. Here’s the story:

I work at a Veterinary Hospital that does both dog and cat boarding. This is our cat boarding room, and the cat you see there is Professor Jiggly. His full name is actually Professor Jiggly Hammish, but there wasn’t enough room on the post it note to write that. Professor Jiggly is a Bengal kitten (currently 10 months old). My job title is Animal Caretaker, so I get to feed and clean up after and play with all of the boarding pets. Professor Jiggly is not my cat, but he does have an owner. He is not for adoption and is extremely well-cared-for. He has already gone home and is no longer boarding at the clinic but he will be back again.

Professor Jiggly is loud. Anytime you walk into the cat room he is meowing for all he is worth, sticking his paws through the bars of his condo for attention. So I let him out to explore the room. You can see I tried to give him a couple of toys and I even sprinkled some catnip for him but he just wanted to check out the room. I put a post it note on the door so that no one would open the door and accidentally let him out into the rest of the clinic. 

This was as I was walking away to go tend to someone else, and he was was meowing because he wanted me to go back in there and pet him.

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Rereblogging for the story behind Professor Jiggly.