yeezus take the wheel

[stability]

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[jonbutter]

[lilcoldy]

[patrik-star]

when in doubt, pinky out!

[officialunitedstates]

CANDIDATE BREAKDOWN

kasich: the most honest and sensible man up there.  would let him babysit my small child

carson: wants to speak but never says anything good.  would let him do brain surgery or whatever on my dog but not on a human family member or friend

rubio: most wholesome looking candidate by far.  would let him play a game of kickball with my son

cruz: tries too hard to be conservative.  possibly a time traveler who came here from 1980.  would not let him give a high five to my son

trump: disappointing how celebrity apprentice replaced the apprentice, which was more interesting to watch as you got to see actual people use business skills instead of pseudo-celebrities make phone calls to donors.  would let him give my son a dollar

[thedeenieweenie]

yo politic people. This accurate?

[officialunitedstates]

yes

[officialunitedstates]

do a breakdown of the democratic candidates

andrew jackson: shrewd, affable, a real common man candidate

martin van buren: weird hair, seems likely to fall apart at the first sign of trouble

[livingpursuit]

Vivienda de 4 Habitaciones by Unique Houses

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[officialunitedstates]

my favorite part of sports games is when a player gets injured and the first person that runs over to them has the full privilege and rights under the law to tell everyone else to “back up and give them room to breathe”

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Old men about to scrap in Dunkin Donuts.

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Drag him Seymour 

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