OVER EIGHTEENS (18) ONLY.
Anyone younger will be BLOCKED ON SIGHT.
OP is over 25
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Hello! Welcome to EggedBellies, the home of big bulgy bellies, filled with eggs or wriggly young or sometimes nice thick sticky cum.
This is a very nsft blog and so if you are under 18, go away immediately.
The primary focus is going to be eggs/oviposition, but please note there is a wiiiide expanse of content here. I post a lot of stories, imagines, asks are my best friend - please send me asks I adore them!
Do not send me irl pictures of genitals, I will block you.
This is a trans-friendly and positive space! TERFs are not welcome here. Eggs are for everyone. Nonbinary identities are real. Asexuals belong in the community. Monsterfuckers are always allowed.
De-trans/thinspo/pedos/etc - you are not welcome. Begone.
For more information, including a list of kinks and squicks, please check below the cut.
I am very much over 18, but I’m not going to tell anyone how old I am.
I’m also not sharing my gender identity or assigned gender at birth.
I will tell you all that I am, in fact, asexual. But other than that, not sharing.
Why?
I want this blog to be anonymous. Yes, my personality is going to show a little bit, but honestly, I am not comfortable sharing a lot of information about myself. A lot of my kinks are off the beaten path, so to speak, and I want to keep it so that this is a space to play in.
I post a lot of breeding content, but don’t worry; no matter what genitals you are equipped with, that breeding is for everyone.
I don’t use terms like ‘boypussy’ etc because I find them uncomfortable. Won’t judge anyone who does, I won’t use them myself! That’s all.
Please take note that my preferences below reference what you’re sending me or writing with me, what you expect to be seeing on my blog. I have no issue generally with people who have these kinks, just, not my jam.
KINKS:
Oviposition
Inflation / Cum Inflation
Knotting
Impregnation/ Breeding
Transformation
Unbirthing
Werewolves
Soft Monsterfucking
Omegaverse
Soft vore
Suspension
Fucking Machines/toys in general
I loove crowning and the painful stretch of an egg slowly coming out. But. I also love eggs coming out fast. One after the other. Only short relief followed by another one forcing its way out of your pussy. And one more behind that one pushing it out too.
so i wasn't able to get a dentist appointment, they'd all gone by the time i connected with the dentist. i rang at 8.31. they open at 8.30. that's how dire it is. i now work for the next 5 days and cannot take any time off so um. i guess i will be living with a shattered tooth and hopefully not getting an infection.
ok update i rang hr in tears bc I maaaaay have gotten myself a bit worked up and set off my anxiety disorderer however we have figured something out so I am going to try again for an appointment tomorrow, and if it works I'll take the day off work, and if it doesn't I'll be able to work slightly later, but we can try again thursday, so as long as I can work fri sat sun we're all good. thank god
Great news! We were able to get away with just a temporary filling which means the money I raised covered it completely so thank you all so much for the support with this <3
so i wasn't able to get a dentist appointment, they'd all gone by the time i connected with the dentist. i rang at 8.31. they open at 8.30. that's how dire it is. i now work for the next 5 days and cannot take any time off so um. i guess i will be living with a shattered tooth and hopefully not getting an infection.
ok update i rang hr in tears bc I maaaaay have gotten myself a bit worked up and set off my anxiety disorderer however we have figured something out so I am going to try again for an appointment tomorrow, and if it works I'll take the day off work, and if it doesn't I'll be able to work slightly later, but we can try again thursday, so as long as I can work fri sat sun we're all good. thank god
so i wasn't able to get a dentist appointment, they'd all gone by the time i connected with the dentist. i rang at 8.31. they open at 8.30. that's how dire it is. i now work for the next 5 days and cannot take any time off so um. i guess i will be living with a shattered tooth and hopefully not getting an infection.
ok update i rang hr in tears bc I maaaaay have gotten myself a bit worked up and set off my anxiety disorderer however we have figured something out so I am going to try again for an appointment tomorrow, and if it works I'll take the day off work, and if it doesn't I'll be able to work slightly later, but we can try again thursday, so as long as I can work fri sat sun we're all good. thank god
so i wasn't able to get a dentist appointment, they'd all gone by the time i connected with the dentist. i rang at 8.31. they open at 8.30. that's how dire it is. i now work for the next 5 days and cannot take any time off so um. i guess i will be living with a shattered tooth and hopefully not getting an infection.
I'm sorry you have to deal with anons like that, especially at such a time in your life. I wish I could spare anything to help you out, I really enjoy your work.
Thank you friend!
For what it's worth, I genuinely find it really funny that someone feels the need to come in and insult me. I feel a lot of self hatred rolling off those asks; maybe someone who's jacked off to my porn and now feels a bit weird about it, that's what I imagine is going on there. Or maybe someone who feels a bit shitty that when they ask for help they don't get anything?
My general recommendation is to start a smut blog in the middle of a pandemic when everyone is stuck at home, then maintain it for a few years regularly writing and sharing kinky content and gathering a massive userbase of people who enjoy your work and interacting with you so that when you're at one of the lowest points of your life you're blessed with a group of incredibly kind, lovely, maybe admittedly horny individuals who care about you as a person more than a content creator.
Anyway they can send all the abuse they want, and when I get bored of roasting them and playing into their humiliation fetish I'll just block 'em and maybe turn anon off for a bit. It's all fun for me.
I was just eating dinner and i managed to crack a tooth in half
I have 66p to my name so um.
i can try to get an emergency dentist on monday but even if i do i'm not going to be able to pay for it so just a reminder that commissions are open, and of course please check out my gumroad and ko fi. thank you
quick note: for anyone sending ko fi donations. first of all thank you so much. every single one makes me burst into tears at everyone's kindness. but second of all, if you want to leave a few words as a prompt for a future work, I will absolutely accept them! If you've already tipped and want to add a prompt just dm me. thank you thank you thank you.
update: unfortunately my money hasn't hit my account yet, so I have to hold off until tomorrow when I will be paid, so I'm going to have to live with this for one more day but then. hopefully. repairs. i was hoping tomorrow could be my day to have a little spicy fun. i might try, later? but i am... just so very scared of accidentally tearing it out of my mouth.
leeches like you make me sick. times are rough on Everyone yet you come on here begging people for a handout from their own very finite funds. you offer nothing in return yet expect people to just funnel endless donations to you just from the kindness of their hearts. learn to budget and to live within your means or start producing something of value in exchange
I'm having so much fun with this I've never had anon hate like this before. It's really fun to me. How's your embarrassment fetish going?
Guys guys guys come look at this! Look at Mr Capitalism over here! 'Start producing something of value in exchange' so uh... I mean... you're clearly here for kinky smut bc that's what I do, so I assume commission work is...? not worth anything to you? the self hatred is soooo delicious lmao.
What about the six year backlog of written stories both long and short, written for fun and commissioned, imagines, ask interactions, choose your own adventure stories? The free books? Oh, those have no inherent value to you, but I'm sure you've yankeed your candle to at least one of them!
Ooh I bet you use AI too, lmao. Anyone else getting AI dicksucker from this anon? Definitely feels like an AI dicksucker.
look you want the person or monster you're riding to have a bit of a belly so you can grind your clit into the soft curve of it to make sure you really cum hard around their cock <3
( I want to preface this with saying I'm on your side and saying this to make fun of the people sending you anon hate about your money request posts. Also just to horny post because it's fun. )
Dragons whose egg shells are valuable, worth more than weight in gold. People who try to seduce dragons so that they can get bred by them, come away with wombs stuffed full of precious eggs. It's a win-win situation really, the dragons get willing incubators for their clutches and the carriers get the joy of being a dragon's incubator as well as the financial bonus of selling the shells of the eggs once they've hatched.
Ooh yes absolutely; and of course, you have the ready made excuse of, well, I just want the pretty shiny shells so that I can sell them, the precious metal growing within me. Ignore the fact that I always come back sticky and swollen with shaking legs. Ignore the fact that lately I don't even sell the shells before going back for more. Ignore the fact next time I might not come back at all...
knotted dick and big fat balls that slap against your clit every time he sinks home like a promise for just how full you're going to be once you're tied to him with nowhere to go <3
being tied down onto a toy that fills you until they finally untie you and you're sobbing as you finally try to lift off only to realise your belly is now so full and packed that you're too heavy to clambour off and just have to sit their with your womb getting rounder and heavier as they stroke your hair and coo about how they knew you'd love getting bred sooner rather than later.