Absolute Garbage

Welcome to my garbage heap! Currently into all 3 MXTX novels and FGO!

[bulbasaur-propaganda]

These are super cute it’s impossible to eat them!By 

@maaco414 / Instagram & Twitter

[triforce-princess]

[frogclabon]

AND SPIDER-MAN

[woodywombpecker]

The Scottie Pinwheel

[jedi-without-a-cause-blog-blog]

This is the best thing ever

[luisonte]

[machetelanding]

Boys will be boys

[rauko-is-a-free-elf]

I laughed way too hard at this

[zezepurple]

[icarus-in-fl1ght-deactivated202]

This is exactly how big cats take down larger prey animals - jump on the back and sever the spinal cord. Had it not been for their anti-cat armor, this child would have been lunch.

[tsunflowers]

crying bc I’ll never be able to buy giant bagels off a kentrosaurus

[hiamigoman]

[icarus-suraki]

Happy Easter.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

That time Jesus made friends with the Yakuza and they were convinced his dad was a powerful crimelord O.O

[sword-and-nightingale]

Jesus Christ!

[task-mismanager]

[velinxi]

some of the CQL/MDZS sketches I’ve compiled lately from my twitter

[jenny-jinya]

Okay, I’m sorry but I just feel so restless about the bushfires, I made a mini-comic. Maybe it will get a few more people to donate. I wish I could do more.  Please see http://wires.org.au if you want to help. :(

[endangered-justice-seeker]

[ultrafacts]

Source: 1 2 3 4 5 6 If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

[just-the-way-youre-not-blog]

THIS IS SO IMPORTANT

[keeping-up-with-the-jenners]

Reblogging because I care about you guys

[bonnieblue85]

Important

[ladyofthefanart]

Rohypnol has an INCREDIBLY salty taste to it. It’s disgusting. And it also isn’t a drug that acts immediately! The minute you notice the salty taste, you have about 5-10 minutes to get somewhere safe or call an ambulance, and it CAN be fought if you’re aware of it. It will make you woozy, it will make you so dizzy you can’t stand upright, it will certainly make you unable to walk properly, but if you struggle to remain conscious you can get about 20 extra minutes of consciousness from the drug before it will knock you out completely. If you’re in a public place, and the person who drugged you is trying to take you somewhere private, start. a. fight. Insist as LOUDLY and as VIOLENTLY as you can that you refuse to go anywhere with them. Odds are they’re trying to make as little of a scene as possible as they drag you away, and if you’re putting up a fight and very clearly ‘drunk’, eyes will turn on them and they’ll either need to let you go, or cause a serious scene, which they don’t want. Don’t just act like you’re just protesting being taken home, though. Fight like your life depends on it even if they aren’t assaulting you. Cause. A. Scene. That’s the last thing they want. 

[spsyched]

Everyone should reblog this!

[mizukiinozomii-blog]

Very useful.

[hopefortheflowersss]

To that last one that shit is NO JOKE

[awesome-picz]

Hilarious Cat Snapchats That Will Leave You With The Biggest Smile (part 2)

[browsedankmemes]

every dollar counts

[nerdomancer]

How’s the Swedish Christmas goat doing? Has it caught fire this year?

[butts-bouncing-on-the-beltway]

This is how apparently

[severalowls]

Security never saved it before. This is just the next level of difficulty and the gradual increase has only acted as training and made the Swedes unstoppable.

[soaringsearingphoenix]

The swedes r like^

[explorerrowan]

Security has saved it for the last 3 years, what are you talking about?

[systlin]

Well, it went via flaming arrow that one time, and tbh as a security pro there ain’t much you can do if someone shoots a flaming arrow over your head and into the goat.

Except, of course, nod in respect to your worthy and victorious opponent.

[strawberrydragon]

This wiki article is hilariously salty

[strawberrydragon]

STOLLEN? Isn’t this thing huge?

[strawberrydragon]

Yeah, I’m going to live-tumble my reading of this amazing wiki article. I’ll tag it “christmas goat” and “long post” if you want to block my nonsense. But you’ll miss gems like this:

[strawberrydragon]

There is only one sure way to save the goat. A mob that is filled with righteous anger.

[strawberrydragon]

[strawberrydragon]

But it doesn’t tell me WHO launched three successful attacks against the goats (btw there are two goats because the people who made the first goat got tired of people burning their goat, so they quit making it and another organization took up the task. The first organization started making their goat again after the second organization got into the Guinness Book of World Records for their goat’s size. So now the two groups continue to make separate goats.)

[strawberrydragon]

Now this is Christmas.

[strawberrydragon]

I don’t even know who I am rooting for in this situation.

[that-one-fat-guy-over-there]

no wonder so many bond villains come from the nordics they pull shit like this for a straw goat 

[stariwei]

two peacocks uwu

[catchymemes]