what kind of merciless god allowed me to exist

(quoted from @captaincreashion) check out my art insta: its_octopuses

[catsbeaversandducks]

“Bran our Ravens idea of having fun this morning, he holds on just enough to keep hold without hurting me.”

Video/caption by Lloyd & Rose Buck Bird Specialists & Handlers

[maramahan]

Please turn on audio it’s adorable

[evast]

My improvement as an artist has been to just add gradients. Just add a gradient, just do it just add some gradients to ur art meal

[moonsilk-deactivated20200420]

ingradiance

[afromyk]

mop or hair?? you decide

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

“classic literature isn’t relatable” what about the time jay fucking gatsby nearly fell down his own staircase because his crush looked at him

[crazyrichxplainr]

Eleanor Young (Michelle Yeoh), Nick Young (Henry Golding), Astrid Leong-Teo (Gemma Chan), Colin Khoo (Chris Pang) and Araminta Lee (Sonoya Mizuno) in Vanity Fair.

[knifepadme]

i didnt shovel enough driveways as a kid so i didnt build enough character and thats why im the way that i am 

[ferretrade]

i have never had to mow a lawn and you can tell

[mitski2020]

you have not experienced true fear until a poster falls down in the middle of the night

[camdeezy]

One time I thought a poster had fallen down in the middle of the night, but when I turned on my light, it actually was an opossum that fell through my ceiling into my room. So, that’s actually true fear.

[snuh]

[tudoujie]

lots of .. shoes

[heedra]

so many modern vampire stories avoid giving them the power to turn into bats, probably out of the fear that it is too silly and uncool but this is cowardice, the best thing about vampires is they are stupid as shit, and any vampire media should embrace that

[salty-geralty]

excuse me but

[jongyyy]

[polyglotplatypus]

my weirdest hobby is re-creating memes in html so i have a crisp, HQ version of them to use and edit whenever i need

[sexhaver]

as if there weren’t already enough reasons to hate that fucking musical

[xenso-remade]

sasuke uchiha x reader fic

Sasuke looks you up and down. “Disgusting

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

guy inspecting my bag at the airport: hmm, this bag is full of stupid garbage… looks like the owner is a dumb shitass too. arrested.

[welcometoheck]

[thebootydiaries]

him: she’s probably thinking about another guy…

me: ants be like……*ant noise* 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂