Alex J. Mullner

Sigmamillionaire alpha hustle grindset battle royale STAR!! (He does not know what any of those words mean)

[eggyolkguzzler]

WHAT'S UP! 🔥🔥🔥 #1 hometown gridball sensation‼️💪💥 World record holder for worlds most spikiest hair EVER 💥💥💥

Hey, the name's Alex. You know me, I know me, I'm kinda famous, didn't ya know?

What's up? How's it hanging? How ya doin'? Please! No flash photography!

... Can you take pictures through the internet?

Mod here! Please be respectful & no character bashing in any way. Aside from that, go bonkers! Very mild NSFW asks (ie "Can you crush me?", "Put your boobs away", etc.) are allowed and will be tagged. A little bit of flirting is allowed too! We make a lot of gay jokes here, but I'm staying true to the game. Women and men! line up to get a piece of this athlete! ANYONE is free to claim they're dating/married to Alex so PLEASE don't fight over him.

NOTE: I will not be participating in blog x blog shipping unless it's stated somewhere on your blog that you're not a minor.

ALL of these portraits are edited by me. New outfits, facial expressions, and hand positions. Please DM me for permission if you want to use them!

#Himbo highlights - Alex's best posts. (According to me)

#Alex angst snippets - Alex being sad and/or bringing up his past traumas.

#Alex's Athlete Advice - Alex talking about fitness, health, and eating!

#💪FAN ART - Cool art inspired by this blog!

#Samalex, #Sebalex, #Sebalesam, #Prepduo, #Gridbros - Various pairing tags. Some are ships, some are platonic.

#Archive - Posts from the old sideblog that I deemed worthy of being reblogged over.

Check out my SPRITE EDITING TUTORIAL here!

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[eggyolkguzzler]

mwah! love you babe

Heh! Thanks, Anonnie. Love you too.

[eggyolkguzzler]

I like the winter but it also feels a little melancholy too. But being with loved ones makes it less lonely, don't you think? [feel free to use this as a writing prompt should inspiration strike]

I know what you mean, Anon.

I guess that's all there is to it, huh? You can't do anything else in the winter, so you might as well spend some time with the people you care about.

But... The whole concept seems a little pointless, don't you think?

People always make a big fuss about spending time with your family during the holidays. But what about every other day of the year? And what about the people who can't spend time with their loved ones, even if they wanted to?

What am I--... I mean, what are they supposed to do?

[eggyolkguzzler]

food coma....need a hug from a alpha macho man to be revived.....know anyone?

Oh yeah, I totally know a guy. Real tough and manly. He even knows CPR, since he was a volunteer lifeguard one summer, real impressive stuff. Total dreamboat, that guy.

...

That guy is me.

C'MERE!

[peko-peko-pekun]

merry chr- i mean happy feast of the winter star

ft. winter alex @/eggyolkguzzler edition !!!! i love the sprite edits on that blog. what a cutie.....

something i never see people talk about is how alex seems... off during the feast of the winter star (pre-marriage)... i've always wondered if it's a difficult time of year for him? maybe it's something to do with his family, or seasonal depression, or a mix of both? either way, i like to think that eventually he'd come to enjoy it with the farmer and his grandparents !!

[eggyolkguzzler]

hey, lexamillion!~~

i have a joke for you!

what do you call an snowman with a six pack?

an abdominal snowman!

HAH! Oh man, I gotta build one of those! Thanks for the idea.

[eggyolkguzzler]

Wanna come over for hot chocolate?

Absolutely I do! I need something to warm up my hands before I lose another finger.

[eggyolkguzzler]

It's too cold. Ima hide in your sleeve.

Sure thing, Lia! Get comfy in there.

Hope you don't mind the sweat, though. I went for a run today.

[eggyolkguzzler]

THE KRUSTY KRAB PIZZA IS THE PIZZA

(your line)

FOR YOU AND--

MᴹᴱᴱEEᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱEEEEEEᴱᴱᴱEE

[eggyolkguzzler]

what would you like as a gift?

You mean for the Winter Star? Huh... Well, I usually just expect another tub of protein powder, or a weight that I already have six of. That's what people usually get me for the secret gift exchange.

Not that I'm complaining! All that stuff is great. More weight equals more gainz, I guess.

But...

Dude, you know what would be awesome? Some tunnelers trading cards! Or some new scoopers for my ice cream stand! Ooh- Or some new toys for Dusty! Most of what he's got right now has been torn to shreds.

[eggyolkguzzler]

Hey dude. Wanna come over for dinner? I made tacos with some spare guac I had from a restaurant. They're pretty delicious!!

-🌹

TACOS!? With guac!? Oh man, Wil, what magical spell did you just cast on me? I blinked and I'm already halfway to your house!

[eggyolkguzzler]

Ok but why don’t you guzzle the egg whites too?

Eh. Didn't have the same ring to it. Just doesn't roll off the tongue the same way "eggyolkguzzler" does.

No part of the egg goes to waste, though. Not even the shell. It's good calcium.

[eggyolkguzzler]

*Juice just places eggs in a circle of mushrooms. She looks up at Alex, curious for his next move.*

- @farmer-juice (she will let Alex escape the ring btw, she doesn’t want to leave him there forever. If he goes in)

[ Alex walks cluelessly into the fae circle, for he is a fool. ]

I dunno why you couldn't just hand 'em to me, dude. But thanks anyways!

[eggyolkguzzler]

You are my fav lesbian. Keep it up 💪

I absolutely will.

[eggyolkguzzler]

I know you are a famous athlete because you are definitely the star of my dreams

Ooooh, smooth!

Alright, you get one feel of my biceps. But just one!

[eggyolkguzzler]

I like big mutts and I cannot lie.

You otha brotha's can't deny

When a pooch walks in with, uh--...

Yeah I got nothin'.

[eggyolkguzzler]

*Pulls him in for a hug and kisses his cheek.* Hey, mi vida 🖤 I was wondering if you wanted to do some holiday baking with me? I found an old recipe card tucked away, I think it's one of my grandma's..? I'm not sure, the name at the bottom is all smudged.

Oh man, a grandma's recipes are always the best!

Sounds like fun, babe, let's do it! I'll go wash my hands right now!

I was, uh... Out playing in the snow with Dusty today. I'm kinda dirty.