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Hey there big cat! ༊*·˚ A little bit of grump, a little but of not-so-grump. (Minors, you know the drill. DNI.) ︶꒦꒷♡꒷꒦︶︶꒦꒷♡꒷꒦︶︶꒦꒷♡꒷꒦︶ Art Commissions: OPEN Fanfiction Commissions: OPEN

[egobanghaven]

Grumpy Introduction ✧˚ · .

⋘ 𝑙𝑜𝑎𝑑𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑑𝑎𝑡𝑎... ⋙ hiyyaaa! with a new blog comes another introduction. i'll keep it simple so we don't get bored! i'm athena. i'm twenty two and definitely not in college. i spend my time playing games, writing, making art, and just generally trying to survive each day. i have a main blog where i post and like just about everything but here, i'm focusing on my love for Game Grumps! here, you'll find... 𓆩♡𓆪 fanfiction, art, and plenty of reposts 𓆩♡𓆪 disclaimer! this is purely for entertainment. i don't write or make art to make anyone uncomfortable, im just neurodivergent and incredibly obsessed. my inbox is open, so feel free to suggest headcannons, oneshots, art/story ideas, art/story commissions, questions, etc!

[grumpznsuch]

welcome to my parents’ house tour 🏡🕺🏽

[yorickish-deactivated20230903]

hey slurt

[egobanghaven]

[egobanghaven]

Lovelies! I want to know your favorite one-shots and tropes! It can be either nsfw or sfw, I just need inspiration for my writing =3

[softnsquishable]

me and athena making plans for a tour that isn't even announced or confirmed yet

[egobanghaven]

BWAHAHAHA

[readthetermsandconditions]

I wish I could be this close to someone right now

from Making a TACO BELL AM CRUNCHWRAP at home! - 10 Minute Power Hour

[egobanghaven]

actual cutie patooties

[sin-grumps]

okay holy shit. the salsa dance 10mph would've done NUMBERS on here in like 2018 holy fuck

[egobanghaven]

Thought I’d post some old art I made of Arin! Dated back to 2021. Enjoy!

[egobanghaven]

Any chance you/anyone you know ever rps egobang? I have been itching to write Dan since the show in Los Angeles and writing it all alone in my Google docs just isnt the same 💔

hey anon!! i’m actually quite the writer and have worked on quite a few (un-posted) grump fics so i’d love to help out!! my work schedule might not let me actually write with you on a google doc but i can always give tips or help wording and ideas n stuff! :3

[egobanghaven]

and IF i said i was finally writing an egobang fan fiction after a long hiatus, WOULD yall hate me or naw >.<

[strawberriesandsoup]

Saw a tweet that was just so them

[egobanghaven]

ladies n gentlemen... i am in the midst of writing an egobang fic for the first time in literal years. stay TUNED :3

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Bright Pink | A Poem

Your name reads like bright pink on my phone. Everyday, it lights up like neon signs on the inside of a gas station window. I pick up and your voice is a waterfall, the flowers at the bottom of its pond being drowned out. I wish I could bottle it, maybe sell it for a higher price. I wish I could hold that angel cake hand again, squeeze it and kiss your knuckles. 

I’ve started to notice how easily you fall for people. You cry on my virtual shoulder like I’m some sort of mannequin destined to listen to all of your problems. A brick wall, I wish I could be knocked down and rebuilt so maybe, just maybe, you could love me instead of them. Their eyes are blue, mine are brown, like the dirt I wish to be buried under. A punch to the throat, a kick to the face, I fought your lover.

 Your name reads purple now, like a bruise that forms over my eyes. I use makeup to cover them up, but everyone stares and knows how much I loved to love you. They’ve got you by the waist, and I will never be able to touch you again. 

Your name is black. I’m not touching it. I’m not changing it. I’ve left our messages to rot for months, but for some reason, you won’t. You still call, and every time,

the name is still bright pink.

[sin-grumps]

hi why are these nerds so cute

[fretsboards]

Egobang stimboard w/ themes of gaming, food, & the color orange for 💬 anon

🕹 🥘 🕹 / 🥘 🕹 🥘 / 🕹 🥘 🕹

Want a board? Request here

[plato-bfs]

whenever anyone asks how a platonic relationship could ever compare to a romantic one show them this

[sin-grumps]

bienvenue power bottoms i am not immune to cute old men