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noise dept.
cherry valley forever
YOU ARE THE REASON
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Janaina Medeiros

Kaledo Art
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda

if i look back, i am lost
Jules of Nature
Xuebing Du

oozey mess
$LAYYYTER
Cosmic Funnies
art blog(derogatory)

blake kathryn

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ellievsbear

shark vs the universe
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@egoipliered
I love you.
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Brain: Haha draw Greeny vaping, like make a joke drawing-
Me:
Brain: nOT LIKE THAT
headcanon that wilford says idioms wrong
one day he says “it’s not rocket surgery” and everyones left fucking confused
I headcanon this now
“Oh, cry me a table.”
Reblogging this because this^^ is golden
*wipes away a single tear* lovely
“You can’t beat a dead horse and eat it too!”
Fun fact, the comical combining of two cliches is called a malaphor.
Put ☎ in my ask for your muses info in my muses phone:
NAME:
RINGTONE:
PICTURE:
LAST TEXT RECEIVED:
LAST TEXT SENT:
VidCon celebrates it’s 10th year running!
there’s no rhyme or reason for this btw, i just rly love wilford and the new paramore album
– Like for a Bing starter, I suddenly have huge muse !!
-- The bot is smiling at Mireya. No- he doesn’t remember her schedule. He was supposed to, but he doesn’t at all. He blushed an orange. “Uh. So today, you asked me to remember that you have. Something. To do.” Bing shrugged uselessly.
// @carriageofaerietails
Photos of Mark at the red carpet of Stand Up to Cancer’s 10 Year Anniversary charity event.
Source: Getty Images
this is gonna sound stupid and exaggerated, but i scrolled by these pictures and teared up because one person should not be allowed to be this beautiful
Made a muses list, linked in the description. <3
– Like for a Bing starter, I suddenly have huge muse !!
Thank GOD I always check tags and reblogs and likes! This was on a reblog someone did of the pallet challenge (o3o)// <3
Manhandling symbol starters
rp-memes-atyourservice:
Send one for your muse to…
★ - drag my muse by the arm ⁂ - grab my muse by the front of their shirt, possibly shoving them back ✱ - take my muse by the hips to carefully move them out of their way ➜ - smack my muse upside the head ⌧ - grip my muse by the back of the neck © - put a hand on my muse’s back to steer them somewhere ✂ - point sternly at a chair and tell my muse to sit down ✉ - push my muse back down when they try to get out of bed (perhaps involving illness, injury, or sleep deprivation) ☛ - press a finger to my muse’s lips to shut them up ♚ - put a hand on my muse’s knee while sitting next to them, to discourage them from standing up ♧ - slap my muse’s hand away from something they shouldn’t touch ♦ - grab my muse’s hair and yank ♤ - slam a door shut before my muse can leave the room ♞ - physically pick my muse up and carry them ♭ - grip my muse’s jaw to make them look yours in the eye ♨ - rub my muse down with a sponge/wet cloth ☀ - pin my muse with their arms behind their back ☠ - slam my muse into a wall ☾ - wrestle/pin my muse to the ground
Add as much or as little context as you’d like!
– Like for a Bing starter, I suddenly have huge muse !!
Rotten Relationship Sentence Starters
Trigger warning - heavy themes related to emotional abuse, manipulation, and hinted domestic abuse incoming. Note that the mun does not make light of abuse of any sort, but this has been one of the most highly and persistently suggested subjects in the askbox.
“Get out. Your face is making me sick today.” “I’m only with you out of charity, you know that, right?” “Who are you talking to? Let me see the phone number.” “If I ever see them hanging around the house again, you’re not leaving for a week.” “What did you tell them? Were you talking about me? Be honest.” “You know what the punishment is for lying to me, right?” “Go ahead, walk out the door. I’ll make sure your whole family knows you were the one who hurt me.” “That was supposed to be a secret? Whoops. My bad.” “I could leave you any time I want.” “I love you. But that doesn’t mean you can do whatever you like.” “Whoops. Looks like you got broken glass on the floor. Clean that up, will you?” “You don’t need friends, honey. I’m your friend.” “I don’t care if they invited you. Tonight you’re spending time with me. And tomorrow night. And the night after that.” “Call them and tell them you never want to see them again. Do it.” “I’m going out, and I’m locking the house. If I see the rug by the door shifted even the tiniest bit, I’m going to be very cross with you.” “Come on now, stop crying. It makes you look so sloppy.” “What’s wrong with you?” “Yes, great job, you’re fucking up this whole relationship.” “It’s obvious you’re not trying hard enough.” “Give me your phone. I want to see who you’ve been talking to.” “I saw something very suspicious on the security cameras from yesterday.” “You can’t leave me. You know what I’ll do if you try.” “Don’t yell. The neighbors will get the wrong impression.” “You’re doing this to yourself. If only you’d just behave.” “I didn’t change after we met, you did. It’s not my fault you’re not fit for this kind of love.” “I love you more than anyone else ever will. Remember that.” “You don’t really want to leave. I can tell you still care about me.” “When we go out, I want to see a smile on your face the entire time. No excuses.” “They’re lying to you about being your friend. I’m the only one telling you the truth.” “You don’t need them anymore.” “Erase their phone number. Better yet, here, let me do it for you.” “Sometimes I just hate you so much.” “Do you know how easy it would be for me to slit your throat while you’re sleeping? Well,goodnight, love.” “I know everyone in town. I can ask where you’ve been spending your time.” “Who would they believe? You or me?”