egoistic queer under any definition of the word

Label me whatever you would like. He/It {Ran by @demo3}

[egoisticqueer]

Yo.

May as well make an intro post. Call me the Soul. I made a tumblr for nostalgia and the fact that Heart and Mind are also on this hellsite.

[egoisticqueer]

A child sized Heart is running into Soul’s room!

SOUL SOMEONE GAVE ME CAND-

…Why are you big??

-@not-the-organ

{Soul looks down at Heart, rubbing its eyes as if it were seeing things. He looks a bit tired, evident by the eye bags, and his tail hands limply behind him.}

...Why are you small? Surely you weren't that short before...

[not-the-organ]

I’ve always been small!! And so have you! Why are you big????

He repeats his question, his feathers puffed up.

[egoisticqueer]

The only time that I remember being that small was like, a really long time ago. Surely you haven't, uh, reverted?

{He looks a tiny bit worried...}

[not-the-organ]

Whuh????

He looks confused.

Nuh uh! You’re really little like I am!! Well I think I’m pretty tall, but you’re not supposed to be that tall!

…Suddenly, he realizes he’s speaking to an adult. Even if it is Soul.

Uhh… I mean… Maybe I’m thinking of someone else hahah I’m sorry for yelling at you sir

[egoisticqueer]

{His face turns to one of empathy as soon as he hears Heart's tone. It's one he knows too well...}

Hey, listen, it's no worries. We'll sort this out together, alright?

{A soft smile appears on his face.}

[not-the-organ]

…Okay, then. Oh!

He searches through his pockets and pulls out a tropical flavored lollipop.

Here, to say sorry for yelling. I was gunna give it to Soul, but I dunno where it is, and you kinda look like it if it was bigger, so…

[egoisticqueer]

...oh!

{He takes the lollipop, looking at Heart with an adoring look. He looks like he wants to say something, but refrains...}

Thank you!

{He smiles and takes a lick.}

[not-the-organ]

Heart gives a small smile and licks his own lollipop. Mmmm… butterscotch….

So, um… sir, do you know where Soul and Mind are? Soul looks like you but smaller, and Mind is like a robot kinda.

He hopes it doesn’t get mad for talking when he hasn’t been prompted. I mean, he didn’t get angry when Heart yells, so… hopefully that’s a good sign?

[egoisticqueer]

Soul's...

{It pauses, considering his options, looking away before looking back at Heart. It takes another lick of its lollipop before speaking.}

I'm Soul. That's me. I think... I think you might've gotten aged down, so to speak. Mind's in his room, and as far as I know, he's the same height as me... though I haven't checked on him in a good bit.

[not-the-organ]

…Whuh?

But that doesn’t make sense! I would r-

I mean

He takes another lick of his lollipop. He needs to stop yelling or he’ll get in trouble…

Um… I don’t remember that…

[egoisticqueer]

I honestly doubt you would. I don't even know what would cause this though... maybe something's happened to Whole? I hope they're doing alright...

I don't know how to change you back, either. I'm worried if I use my trident something bad might happen. Just a feeling, though...

{He licks his lollipop again. He remembers how much he likes tropical-flavored things.}

[egoisticqueer]

A child sized Heart is running into Soul’s room!

SOUL SOMEONE GAVE ME CAND-

…Why are you big??

-@not-the-organ

{Soul looks down at Heart, rubbing its eyes as if it were seeing things. He looks a bit tired, evident by the eye bags, and his tail hands limply behind him.}

...Why are you small? Surely you weren't that short before...

[not-the-organ]

I’ve always been small!! And so have you! Why are you big????

He repeats his question, his feathers puffed up.

[egoisticqueer]

The only time that I remember being that small was like, a really long time ago. Surely you haven't, uh, reverted?

{He looks a tiny bit worried...}

[not-the-organ]

Whuh????

He looks confused.

Nuh uh! You’re really little like I am!! Well I think I’m pretty tall, but you’re not supposed to be that tall!

…Suddenly, he realizes he’s speaking to an adult. Even if it is Soul.

Uhh… I mean… Maybe I’m thinking of someone else hahah I’m sorry for yelling at you sir

[egoisticqueer]

{His face turns to one of empathy as soon as he hears Heart's tone. It's one he knows too well...}

Hey, listen, it's no worries. We'll sort this out together, alright?

{A soft smile appears on his face.}

[not-the-organ]

…Okay, then. Oh!

He searches through his pockets and pulls out a tropical flavored lollipop.

Here, to say sorry for yelling. I was gunna give it to Soul, but I dunno where it is, and you kinda look like it if it was bigger, so…

[egoisticqueer]

...oh!

{He takes the lollipop, looking at Heart with an adoring look. He looks like he wants to say something, but refrains...}

Thank you!

{He smiles and takes a lick.}

[not-the-organ]

Heart gives a small smile and licks his own lollipop. Mmmm… butterscotch….

So, um… sir, do you know where Soul and Mind are? Soul looks like you but smaller, and Mind is like a robot kinda.

He hopes it doesn’t get mad for talking when he hasn’t been prompted. I mean, he didn’t get angry when Heart yells, so… hopefully that’s a good sign?

[egoisticqueer]

Soul's...

{It pauses, considering his options, looking away before looking back at Heart. It takes another lick of its lollipop before speaking.}

I'm Soul. That's me. I think... I think you might've gotten aged down, so to speak. Mind's in his room, and as far as I know, he's the same height as me... though I haven't checked on him in a good bit.

[egoisticqueer]

A child sized Heart is running into Soul’s room!

SOUL SOMEONE GAVE ME CAND-

…Why are you big??

-@not-the-organ

{Soul looks down at Heart, rubbing its eyes as if it were seeing things. He looks a bit tired, evident by the eye bags, and his tail hands limply behind him.}

...Why are you small? Surely you weren't that short before...

[not-the-organ]

I’ve always been small!! And so have you! Why are you big????

He repeats his question, his feathers puffed up.

[egoisticqueer]

The only time that I remember being that small was like, a really long time ago. Surely you haven't, uh, reverted?

{He looks a tiny bit worried...}

[not-the-organ]

Whuh????

He looks confused.

Nuh uh! You’re really little like I am!! Well I think I’m pretty tall, but you’re not supposed to be that tall!

…Suddenly, he realizes he’s speaking to an adult. Even if it is Soul.

Uhh… I mean… Maybe I’m thinking of someone else hahah I’m sorry for yelling at you sir

[egoisticqueer]

{His face turns to one of empathy as soon as he hears Heart's tone. It's one he knows too well...}

Hey, listen, it's no worries. We'll sort this out together, alright?

{A soft smile appears on his face.}

[not-the-organ]

…Okay, then. Oh!

He searches through his pockets and pulls out a tropical flavored lollipop.

Here, to say sorry for yelling. I was gunna give it to Soul, but I dunno where it is, and you kinda look like it if it was bigger, so…

[egoisticqueer]

...oh!

{He takes the lollipop, looking at Heart with an adoring look. He looks like he wants to say something, but refrains...}

Thank you!

{He smiles and takes a lick.}

[egoisticqueer]

A child sized Heart is running into Soul’s room!

SOUL SOMEONE GAVE ME CAND-

…Why are you big??

-@not-the-organ

{Soul looks down at Heart, rubbing its eyes as if it were seeing things. He looks a bit tired, evident by the eye bags, and his tail hands limply behind him.}

...Why are you small? Surely you weren't that short before...

[not-the-organ]

I’ve always been small!! And so have you! Why are you big????

He repeats his question, his feathers puffed up.

[egoisticqueer]

The only time that I remember being that small was like, a really long time ago. Surely you haven't, uh, reverted?

{He looks a tiny bit worried...}

[not-the-organ]

Whuh????

He looks confused.

Nuh uh! You’re really little like I am!! Well I think I’m pretty tall, but you’re not supposed to be that tall!

…Suddenly, he realizes he’s speaking to an adult. Even if it is Soul.

Uhh… I mean… Maybe I’m thinking of someone else hahah I’m sorry for yelling at you sir

[egoisticqueer]

{His face turns to one of empathy as soon as he hears Heart's tone. It's one he knows too well...}

Hey, listen, it's no worries. We'll sort this out together, alright?

{A soft smile appears on his face.}

[egoisticqueer]

A child sized Heart is running into Soul’s room!

SOUL SOMEONE GAVE ME CAND-

…Why are you big??

-@not-the-organ

{Soul looks down at Heart, rubbing its eyes as if it were seeing things. He looks a bit tired, evident by the eye bags, and his tail hands limply behind him.}

...Why are you small? Surely you weren't that short before...

[not-the-organ]

I’ve always been small!! And so have you! Why are you big????

He repeats his question, his feathers puffed up.

[egoisticqueer]

The only time that I remember being that small was like, a really long time ago. Surely you haven't, uh, reverted?

{He looks a tiny bit worried...}

[egoisticqueer]

*throws crackers at you*

eat food

No. Fuck you.

{He eats the crackers anyway.}

[egoisticqueer]

*pours monster in the play doigh*

What is this monstrousity?

Haha, get it

[egoisticqueer]

you are one of the most immature individuals on tumblr

If I could say a death threat on here I would. Alas

[egoisticqueer]

dont. dont eat play dough.

Wait, this is Play Dough...? No wonder it tastes so salty what the hell

{He throws it in the bin. Now he's just... sitting there. Contemplating.}

[egoisticqueer]

why are you stressy

Huh? I'm not stressy. What are you on about. Go interrogate someone else

[egoisticqueer]

…i dont think youre very mature

so its not that

No I am so totally mature trust me man

{There's 2 crayon boxes sitting next to him. He's scooping Play Dough out of a Play Dough container...}

[egoisticqueer]

*pat pat*

I am okay with this.

{He seems content.}

[egoisticqueer]

*bap*

Ack. :/

[egoisticqueer]

(Hauls over a canoe)

Canoe time Soley Boi. Tis a reward.

- 🧭

Oh look, a reason to go outside. Don't mind if I do!

...a reward for what, though

[egoisticqueer]

so have you just missed all the nonsense going on in the rest of the wotrld

I hate dealing with the rest of the world, fuck that. My room is my safe space. This is not because I am too lazy to go outside I promise

[egoisticqueer]

how are you

I'm alright. Could be better. Maybe with some dandelion crayons.

{His mouth is a plethora of colors. He looks like he's stresseating...?}