[nonlynear]

[suddenly disillusioned] my illusions..

[backdoor-beleren]

Every other funko pop ever made was practice for Tezzeret.

[sensoryseekinganakin]

Sometimes I start a sentence with "I have a headcanon" but the truth is I have a sexual fantasy

[sensoryseekinganakin]

hey kallist can you see my feet

[backdoor-beleren]

Yeah Jace look at mine I'm facing the toilet.

[sensoryseekinganakin]

kallist we have penises and were peeing with them

[backdoor-beleren]

Excuse me ladies, everything you’ve just said about being Kallist Rhoka and Jace Beleren and having penises you pee pee with has been echoed and amplified down the hall, were we are holding a Sunday school class. We all have heard what you’ve said about peeing towards the toilet with your penises, and I am just letting you know.

[sensoryseekinganakin]

hey kallist can you see my feet

[backdoor-beleren]

Yeah Jace look at mine I'm facing the toilet.

[aggot]

writing my own version of heated rivalry but for double luge

[aggot]

was gonna go into more detail but honestly you get the picture

[pulxle]

[cryptotheism]

milord keeps getting me drunk af before boar hunts I think he likes meeeeeee

[acerbicapplecoffee]

[sensoryseekinganakin]

Tezzeret's mom should have gone to Esper Planned Parenthood and aborted that thing

[sensoryseekinganakin]

Aborted Tezzeret: I would have strangled Jace Beleren... if my mother hadn't aborted me...

[backdoor-beleren]

I think tezzeret should have a running bit where he chokes jace out á la bart and homer

[lustcannibalism]

I hate when I go to copy a picture and it doesn’t paste. Do not disobey me.

[gaysadist]

If there's sexual abuse subtext no there isn't, if there's allusion to sexual abuse you're ruining it for everyone else by talking about it, if there's a metaphor for sexual abuse you're reading too far into it and it's actually a metaphor for anything more palatable, and if there's on-screen sexual abuse? Well that's exploitative torture porn, of course.

[hellallamerican]

he just looks so torture-able . like it would be a disservice NOT to torture him.. . he WANTS to be tortured

[sensoryseekinganakin]

Awesome Fat Jace Beleren

[sensoryseekinganakin]

Awesome Fat Jace Beleren

[big-bi-rakdos]