Pyramidenbräu

Hallo ich heiße Margrit, ich grüße alle die mich kennen und wünsche mir von Celine Dion das Lied "My heart will go on"

[helloitsbees]

i found my switch

[kingscythe]

“der dativ ist dem genitiv sein tod” und ich bin des genetivs Hofnekromant

[voraciouspangolin]

[emwheezie]

"time heals all wounds" WRONG. time is chasing me with a knife

[liarsblade]

I also think that all the "um okay knives out & glass onion were good. Wrap it up now" posts are so funny. You're tripping if you think there's not going to be at least five Benoit Blanc films lol

[liarsblade]

What part of "the detective franchise is back babey" did you not get. There were 14 Poirot films and that's not counting the show which was a standard season for most of its run. 69 Columbo episodes. Like it or hate it you are going to be seeing Benoit Blanc until the day he stops making money and then some.

[udntnome]

He hasn't even been on a train yet for fucks sake

[dragoness-witch]

HE HASN'T EVEN BEEN ON A TRAIN YET!!!!

[geyfrog]

The first rule of cable management is "out of sight, out of mind"

[geyfrog]

The second rule of cable management is that all true art is provocative. If zero people want to kill you over it, it's not good art.

[gigglepuffpixie]

S'ghetti Closet

[nyxwoven]

[behindnightmaresanddreams]

[wizardshark]

A level 99 blacksmith just offered bottom surgery with mythril but idkkkk chat what kind of enchantments should I put on that thang?

[grimoiremanifest]

bane of arthropods. i won't disclose anything but you'll need it for later. trust me on this one

[wizardshark]

i would really prefer a spoiler in this case

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

the whole "your [dead] pet got sent to live on a beautiful farm" euphemism used to confuse the heck out of me, bc when i was little my parents actually did send our dog to live on a farm

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

shutup shutup shutup yes i know it really happened bc WE GOT THE DOG BACK EVENTUALLY. i know i've trained you all not to trust my basic understanding of reality (it's mid at best) but this is not me once again being extremely naive, WE GOT THE DOG BACK LATER

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

*my autistic ass nodding along sincerely as my classmates sarcastically refer to "being sent to live on a farm upstate"* yeah like when my parents had to move for work and Bingo went to live with my uncle for two years

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i... don't actually have any memories of the dog before it went to the farm. technically i have no firsthand evidence that it was the same dog. i just remember knowing we had a dog on a farm and eventually the dog appeared. that would be an INSANE thing to lie to a 5-year-old about. then again my parents have definitely done weirder

[shadow-daughter]

ah. tumblr's favorite game. gaslighting gaud

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

it used to be the other way around IT USED TO BE THE OTHER WAY AROUND WHAT IS THIS WHERE AM I WHATS HAPPENING

[kaelio]

[bagadew]

[kael-writ]

[kat4884]

didn’t jesus do something similar to that

[spooky-cowfish]

A recreation of what I saw when I was passing my boss's desk

[orcposts]

do not go gentle into that good night

[orcposts]

be a bit of a bitch about it

[transbian-uprising]

can't in good conscience leave this out

[3000s]

[3000s]

help... no you're thinking of breaking bad

[3000s]

Breaking Things

[sandmandaddy69]

[alamuts-lair-of-madness]

A "salad" of radishes on the side would make this dish perfect.

[wanderrealms]

You could add mozzarella pearls to the radish salad. Soften the pepperiness of radishes a little.

[alamuts-lair-of-madness]

Do they sell mozzarella balls that small?

[wanderrealms]

Yeah, they're sold as mozzarella pearls. The idea is that you can throw them into a salad, instead of shredding a normal sized mozzarella ball.

Some stores have mozzarella in a tube shape and it's firmer. You can slice pieces and put them on pizza and they keep the shape better.

[alamuts-lair-of-madness]

Yup, balls and bricks are what I'm familiar with.

But yeah, more spheres for the sphere menu! xD

[recess-is-in]

could have mochi for dessert

[mrcloudyfun]

At the Tumblr Ball Pit Diner

[haruka89]

[the-evil-skull]

If I could time travel I would move history slightly to the left so that England would be named after the "saxon" half of anglo-saxon and this would change nothing except that instead of England it would be called Sexland

[the-evil-skull]

She wengles on my sungle til I engle

[heraldic-thunderbolt]

You ever think about what differentiates us from the enemy?

[m3n4c3v35537]

possession of the mandate of heaven, surely

[vilea777]

sorry i overreacted i had no idea everything would be fine