YOU'LL MAKE ME "WONDERFUL!"

"MY SKILLS ARE WASTED ON THIS TEAM..." • A ROLEPLAY ACCOUNT FOR THE LOVELY MEDIMEDES! (CHARACTER & ART USED HERE IS OWNED BY QUAZIES!) • WRITER IS 18

[egotistbirdbrain]

Oh, that's me! ↓

Greetings. You must be very confused, maybe even asking yourself: "Oh my days! Who is this daringly handsome little bird with the wonderful glasses and glamorous do?"

I'm Medimedes, one of the unnoticed geniuses in the RED Team, (STRICTLY PROFESSIONAL) colleague of Lil' Pootis, and unwillingly looked after their Scout (Yay me...). A pleasure to meet you.

Side note: I consider myself their Medic's number one fan. He gets me in a skillful level. I don't think I can find anyone else who could pull off keeping an entire head alive for months on end.

If there's anything you'd like me to do, name your price and perhaps I'll see what I can do...

A QUICK OOC THING, AS GOD INTENDED:

I'm the same guy who runs @pplayingwithfire! Who woulda thunk? Same stuff applies here ^-^

[egotistbirdbrain]

If I keep showing up to BLU's base unprompted I might just start turning into ice.

[blue-medic-tf2]

— "Usually, the temperature on our base (in the hallways) is about 12 degrees Celsius. As for the rooms, the temperature rises to 15–17 degrees. The warmest room is Demoman's — he's the only one who keeps an eye on the heating. But honestly, it's still way warmer than my basement and the infirmary. Sometimes I have to turn on a heater, otherwise my patients' whining will drive me crazy. How do you even live in warmth? It's unbearable. Even corpses rot faster "

[egotistbirdbrain]

Well, I'm no penguin, for starters! Once temperature goes down, I either have to find some place to warm up or drop dead. Sadly, I thought this base was gonna help thaw out the numbing freeze you've got outside, but apparently this is JUST as bad.

...So. Have you guys got some furnace I should know about? I fear I'm gonna be stuck here for a while unless some certain kid from RED comes looking for me. I don't feel like going out right now.

[egotistbirdbrain]

If I keep showing up to BLU's base unprompted I might just start turning into ice.

[egotistbirdbrain]

( ever so quietly dragging scout's bat behind him. )

[icecoldinventing]

Jed's just minding his own business a few paces away. He briefly pauses, watching the bird curiously.

...What a strange sight, he thinks. Not his problem, though. Off he goes.

[egotistbirdbrain]

( Yes, that's probably for the better. Off he goes. Darn snow's getting in his way though and he isn't that much of a fan of it. Why'd BLU have to set up base in the cold anyway. )

[egotistbirdbrain]

( ever so quietly dragging scout's bat behind him. )

[blurunner]

Watching at a distance. It's none of his business since it's RED's bat, but... curious.

[egotistbirdbrain]

( The weight of being watched falls over the bird. Instead of making such a fuss, he presses forward in dragging the bat. Although this time, his little wings gripped the bat tighter. As if he's ready to swing. )

( ... Or at least try to. )

[egotistbirdbrain]

Ah, if only I could count the amount of times I have been compared to Medic's... "Archimedes."

That's not that blood covered bird, is it.

[egotistbirdbrain]

( ever so quietly dragging scout's bat behind him. )

[egotistbirdbrain]

hello medimedes you’re wonderful and beautiful can I get a hello

I know that's right. ✨️

Well hello, then. So nice of you to drop by.

[egotistbirdbrain]

eh...your...a cool looking bird I guess...?

@meet-the-blu-cultist

"I guess?" Well... I suppose I can't win them all. Thank you, though.

[egotistbirdbrain]

Vell vell! Vho might zhis little bird be?

@ask-the-red-medic666

Who do you think I- OH- HELLO!!!

I MEAN- (AHEM) Hello, I'm- ah- well, I may just be a little bird but I can assure you I am more than that! I'm a... well, a "BIG fan of you" is a bit of an understatement... (hehe...)

[ask-the-red-medic666]

Ach, a fan, hmm? Never had zhat before! Vould you like some bird seed?

[egotistbirdbrain]

I'm not usually a fan of bird seed, having pick them up from the floor and all. But, maybe for once I'll take some if it's from you. That'd be quite alright, thank you.

...What do you mean "never?" Although I don't suppose most people get you, that's why... but not me!

[itsdesca]

Shit ton of Lil Pootis gifs for my own nefarious purposes, part 4

[johnnysstars]

More lil pootis posting

[scen3bunny]

lil pootis fanart (made w/ crayons!!!)

[egotistbirdbrain]

Vell vell! Vho might zhis little bird be?

@ask-the-red-medic666

Who do you think I- OH- HELLO!!!

I MEAN- (AHEM) Hello, I'm- ah- well, I may just be a little bird but I can assure you I am more than that! I'm a... well, a "BIG fan of you" is a bit of an understatement... (hehe...)

[egotistbirdbrain]

birb

"Bird." It's spelled "bird."