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dennis “svenskeren” johnsen. dog dad, human dad, danish import, evil genius, trashy league of legends player. gym rat. low key rap god. proud owner of a dumptruck ass as voted by the community. no thoughts, head empty.

i play a lot of shit video games, butcher the english language, and spend my free time harassing my beloved wife seraphine.

for a good time, call @voidofallcomposure

#svenskeren.#body image #fl.intro #there’s only like ten of you following me but fuck it we ball

WHY the fuck did the mobile login screen change and why did they implement fucking autocorrect on it

#like aye let me type my email address mind your business

midwestmxlf

thinking about watching the fear street trilogy again and again and again. 🧚‍♀️💞

#your tag for yourself makes me laugh #ngl #i love you!#mit hjerte.

flightsofwonder

being an adult is just saying to yourself “this is the weekend i’ll clean my [x]” and then proceeding to not do that because it’s the weekend and you deserve to relax, goddamnit

funnytwittertweets

#okay yeah

some real headache hours my friends

i sign in, have to block two bots on mobile, meaning i open the blogs to block them and see an assortment of titties.

jesus christ.

#nsfw text

sometimes i think about the fact our parents really let us listen to hollywood undead without any issue or complaint and just wonder

I love you, check your invites

aw i love you too buddy

invites have been checked, we’re all good

@quadruple-g okay honestly yeah

enderofanera

They said there's no such thing as an atheist in a foxhole

I'm trying to be a god damned believer but the road to heaven's full of potholes

#background noise.

here are the previously mentioned photos of myself and my work husband who i’m not allowed to tag yet wtf 😌

#svenskeren.#brother in arms.#fl.selfie #body image

does this mean i can post those old ass photos of me and greyson where we look like a married couple

quadruple-g-deactivated20211007

Work hard, play hard, thats the motto I live by.

Hi, I'm Greyson Gregory "Goldenglue" Gilmer. Originally a Southern boy hailing from Texas, I find myself spending most of the year in LA for work. What do I do, you may ask. Why, I'm a coach for the 100Thieves LCS academy team. For those who don't know what that means, I boss around esports players and make them play video games better.

A little about me: I'm a mommas boy, I love dogs, I love rock climbing and hiking, and I absolutely love getting dressed up in a suit when ever possible.

"Wow Greyson! You seem so cool! I sure wish I could talk to you!" Great news! You can! [email protected]

#brother in arms.#body image