On the spectrum and will make it your business

30s she/her

[attilathehuntsman]

The reason autistic people don't make eye contact is because we don't want to threaten you with our extremely deadly laser eyes that we all have

[leshermes]

i litteraly thought this post had 10k likes before i looked at the actual like count. Wth this is a rare gem

[forgo-me-not]

can’t wait to watch the dan and phil bdsm show with dan and “that’s weird” phil

[diphowell]

congrats to this host of nz herald for his crash course on dan and phil (for @misskiwi4)

[forgo-me-not]

can’t wait to watch the dan and phil bdsm show with dan and “that’s weird” phil

[hobbithair2]

⋆｡°✩ (almost) every video from my phannie tumblr hiatus (11/?) Dan and Phil Actually Go To A Party

[willgrahamscock]

sorry about not replying I think I’ve gone missing

[diphowell]

in the span of 7 months dan has learned that phil found footage of him naked on an old hard drive, was reminded by phil that phil’s dad clicked on their sex tape for interactive christmas adventure, and was told by phil that there is footage of them kissing during pinof that he’d also apparently forgotten about that phil used to have privated on his channel. that poor man’s heart.

[parkayquarts]

im glad we're mostly out of the "girls are so soft uwu" era. it was really hard for me to go through as a girl with a segmented carapace covered in hundreds of tiny barbs

[transandrogyny--turtlebug]

I still think pregnancy and childbirth should be degendered. we stopped talking about that and I need us to pick it back up pls

[diphowell]

Ok now that you brought it up can we talk about Dan forgetting about the PINOF kiss? Because… how? I understand it was almost 17 years ago, but it was also one of their first kisses, if not the first.

I’m not saying he’s lying, I’m just very very confused.

i mean i guess it’s possible he’s lying but also some of us just have turbo style memory issues so 🤷

[diphowell]

this too! like we know he remembers meeting phil and filming pinof in some capacity. if he forgets specifics of when they kissed in that time almost 17 years ago i think that’s understandable.

[i-am-a-fish]

the sleepy -> cozy -> asleep pipeline is very real

[dragon-in-a-fez]

never going to be over that time I was trying to explain polyamory to my mum, and she said "I just don't understand how someone could be in love with two people at once" and I gave her my the-cognitive-dissonance-is-causing-me-physical-pain face and she said "what??" and I very quietly said "mother....you had an affair...."

[storyweavingspider]

So I got outed as polyamorous to my mom by one of my partners when I was 18, and she turned to me and went “oh, whats polyamory?”

And lil me, panicked by Baby’s First Outing and wholly unprepared to answer this, responds with “it’s like what dad does but with consent”

She thought it was funny but I was mortified 😭

[diphowell]

i think it’d be funny if during the interactive introverts reaction phil turned to dan and said “and you said i won’t do bdsm”

[doubtsandpixiedust]

The story of the progressively more empty left side of the couch (lovingly)

[pentacass]

GET BEHIND ME QUENNETH LUMENA I WILL PROTECT YOU EVEN THOUGH YOU DON'T NEED IT

[error-404-fuck-not-found]

used to think it terribly silly (and kinda funny) when fantasy or sci-fi stories would have people refer to major recent historical events as The Flood or The Incident or The Revolution, and im sure historians fucking hate that because it's not helpful or descriptive, but we sure do be calling it The Pandemic

[lostsometime]

Also the new linguistic quirk of just saying “it was 2020” as like. The full end of a story. You say “it was 2020” and everyone knows what you mean.

“I was going to get my masters degree but then it was 2020, so yeah”

“I was cast in a play and then it was 2020”

“my boyfriend proposed but then it was 2020”

[danandphilupdates]

phil tweet

18/7/26