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Cosimo Galluzzi
JBB: An Artblog!
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Jules of Nature
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One Nice Bug Per Day
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@egypquotes
Anubis: *accidentally eats something too spicy so their eyes start to water*
Nephthys: Anubis, look at me. It's okay. I would die for you. I love you so much. You're the best person I know.
Anubis: I'm not crying?
Nephthys, hugging Anubis's head: Shh baby, it's okay. I'm here and I love you with my whole heart.
Seth: It's my birthday! Thank everyone so much for coming to this party!
Osiris, climbing the stairs: Happy birthday, little brother!
Seth: I TOLD YOU TO STAY IN THE BASEMENT.
Thoth, pointing to Ma'at: That's my girlfriend!
Ma'at: your wife, Thoth
Thoth: My wife! Oh, even better
Seth: It's being a while since we talked.
Anubis: Yes, I really appreciated that.
Ra, holding a kettle: Coffee or tea?
Osiris: Tea, please.
Ra: Wrong. It's coffee.
Hathor: What the hell were you thinking?!
Seth: I heard releasing birds at a wedding is romantic!
Hathor: You released OSTRICHES!
Horus: Well please don’t let Hapi do anything stupid…
Serket: Stupid by my standards or yours?
Horus:
Horus: Stupid by my mother’s standards.
Serket: Smart. Hapi will live longer.
Sobek: Hey, Khonsu, do you have feelings for me?
Khonsu: Yeah, anger.
Minecraft - The Temple of Ra
This isn't a replica of any specific real Egyptian temple, but is inspired by the temples at places like Karnak. Dedicated to Ra in my Egypt-themed Minecraft world.
It features the avenue of Spinxes, the twin obelisks, accurate pylons, a courtyard, a hypostyle hall and a Holy of Holies, with a Ra statue within + offerings. Kept the cieling of the Holy of Holies open so that the light of Ra can shine on the statue.
Minecraft 1.12.2 with an Ancient Egyptian texure pack.
my beloved osiris!!
btw this artwork was inspired by the painting "once upon a time (snow white)" by henry meynell rheam
Egyptian statue of the pharaoh Taharqa offering wine to the god Hemen
Third Intermediate Period, 690 - 664 BCE
Louvre E 25276
Sobek: Are we going to far?
Anath: No, no, no. We went too far about 7 hours ago. Now we're going to prison.
Seth: I don't have "ptsd," it's all just the witch's curse.
Seth: the witch is my sister, but that's not relevant
Taweret: Well, Sekhmet, is there something you would like to say to Sobek?
Sekhmet: How do I put this delicately? You’re a horrible roommate and nobody likes you.
Sobek:
Taweret: How about we rephrase our statement as "When you do this, I feel this way"?
Sekhmet: oh
Sekhmet: When you live here, it makes me angry. Because you’re a horrible roommate and nobody likes you
Sobek:
Kebehsenuef, trying to be dramatic: my father is the worst man alive and I his favorite son
Horus: ? Im not the worst man alive?
Horus: and you not even close to be my favorite son. It's Ihy
Ihy: oh well, one more point to me!
Kebehsenuef:
Sekhmet: You GENUINELY piss me off
Nephthys: Today I ate cookies and had some lemonade.
Sekhmet: ARE YOU TWELVE
Nephthys: And then I did some gardening
Sobek: If you want my advice-
Anuket: No offense but you’re the last person I want relationship advice from. You tried to kill you wife. Multiple times.
Sobek: First off, that was before we started dating. Secondly, she also tried to kill me.
Renenet It’s true. It was mutually attempted murder.
