Rich People Are Stupid

Jayden // 24 // Australia // triple certified science man

[pratchettquotes]

"I'll tell you," said Vimes. "A monarch's an absolute ruler, right? The head honcho--"

"Unless he's a queen," said Carrot.

Vimes glared at him, and then nodded.

"OK, or the head honchette--"

"No, that'd only apply if she was a young woman. Queens tend to be older. She'd have to be a...a honcharina? No, that's for the very young princesses. No. Um. A honchess, I think."

Vimes paused. There's something in the air in this city, he thought. If the Creator had said, "Let there be light" in Ankh-Morpork, he'd have got no further because of all the people saying, "What color?"

Terry Pratchett, Men at Arms

[puthy]

[hotvampireadjacent]

[enki2]

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

The fact that it took Fincher sending him a copy of the script to realize why his wife left him.

[whereshadowsmakeshadows-deactiv]

[ryebreadgf]

it used to be 2007 you know

[ryebreadgf]

[joshpeck]

the term "i love to boggy" will now be incapable of leaving my lexicon anytime soon

[wayneradiotv]

BLUE ORANGE GREEN GREEN YELLOW

[onlinebeast]

You did it!

[blackpyrefly]

early to bed and early to rise leaves a man so fucked up that he dies

[tainbocuailnge]

every single instance of this post i can find cached on google leads to a deleted post for some insane reason so im gonna just repost the screenshot because ive been thinking about it for days

[krippe90]

[hyrmamoras]

[forcekenobi]

as a child being told "the moon controls the tides" with no additional explanation was like. oh okay. you want me to believe in magic? you're talking about magic right now? okay. fine

[forcekenobi]

sorry. only semi-related but i simply wasn't ready for "the sun is a distant gorilla". thank you NASA

[hyperchaotix]

[icarus-suraki]

[trainsgenderfoxgirl2816]

SPOOKY ACTION AT A DISTANCE

[podcastwizard]

because here's the thing here's the thing the question was not "would you be more surprised to run into a fairy or a walrus" the question was "would you be more surprised to find a fairy or a walrus AT YOUR DOOR" and while no, i do not believe in fairies and would be surprised to know they EXIST i would NOT be surprised to find one at my door. HOWEVER, if a WALRUS shows up at my door i have to contend with the fact that a walrus somehow made it to my apartment specifically and knocked on my door for god knows what reason. i would be more surprised to know that a fairy EXISTS, of course, but NOT that they're at my door, do you get me?

[podcastwizard]

helpful infographic

[podcastwizard]

what did you say about my phallus

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

this image has done so much for my perception of myself it isnt even funny

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

a new contender

[starpaw0007]

I believe in Doofenshmirtz bonding with pet Perry supremacy

[starpaw0007]

Bonding time

[phineas-and-ferb-heritage-posts]

phineas and ferb heritage post

[aestheticahelzeria]

[pastelpaperplanes]

cursed emojis that no one asked for but I don’t care

free to use!

[pastelpaperplanes]

I have an addiction.

free to use!

[pastelpaperplanes]

who needs coherent words when you have cursed emojis

free to use!!!

[talisman975]

@queenie-meanie

[kintatsujo]

OP These are genuine works of art and belong on a gallery wall somewhere (I especially like the NOmoji with the O as their mouth and “looking disrespectfully”)

[pokemonsnap]

nobody:

a horse: