hell is my thing

I was hanging out with my friend Post Malone in my Haunted Museum

[standfortheflag-kneelforthecross]

when i feel fucked up i go into my lab and break open the fluid tanks killing the genetically engineered waifus inside

[sandmandaddy69]

[treecitysessions]

[contemptible-scoundrel]

your dog looked at me funny so naturally I had to fell it with one wicked blow

[kushblazer666]

[precevazia]

like what if i go to the kitchen at night to get some water and an underwater cave system is there

[daveedmee]

explosion at health potion factory 0 dead 0 injured

[zerotian]

it's disorienting when you beat me with a shovel

[foodandfriends]

1 beer in and i start telling people to surrender

[loveridden1999]

i get mean when i'm nervous like a bad dog

[feldfrog]

As a kid, I wasn’t allowed to touch the hot stove with my bare hands. But now I get to do it whenever I want

[airlesscell-deactivated20151002]

[eebie]

i named them cruelty of the heart and sickness of the mind

[segamascott]

[mycupoverfloweth]

[dwinkus]

its almost time for my next dose of candy

[inkandguns]