we're not kids anymore.
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Peter Solarz
RMH
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Xuebing Du
will byers stan first human second
Kiana Khansmith
cherry valley forever
Kaledo Art
One Nice Bug Per Day
todays bird
almost home
Cosimo Galluzzi
titsay
ojovivo
Product Placement
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sheepfilms
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@eighthvibe
J. Fucking Legend
I had a bride complain to me today that John Legend was only performing 2 songs at her wedding. She was absolutely disgusted that he could only play 2 songs as opposed to a full set. She needs to remove her head from her ass promptly. That or Chrissy Teigan is going to beat the shit out of her.
In Pizza We Trust
What The Fuck Am I Doing
It’s time to describe the weird shit that happens to me daily. For starters, lets talk about being “hot tricked,” on the Path train today.
I’m minding my own business on the crowded 33rd street train when I see a man glaring at me from across the car. He is sandwiched between the greasy business man and the “hot out of college” girl who is dressed in the freshest Jcrew secretary outfit and loaded up with the VS Heaven scent (yeh, we have all been there).
Once I noticed the stare contest, I instantly began my check list. Is he tall…check. Can he grow facial hair…hard to tell but check. Does he not look homeless…double check. This guy is good to go. Good sir, stare all you want. I have a medium coffee and have just listened to queen B on my phone. I… am…feeling awesome.
And thats when he happened…hot man turned. BOOM.
Bald as fuck. And not just a lil bald. It looked like he placed placed a cup on his head, traced it and only shaved there. It was a perfect circle of dome. A reverse Friar Tuck if you will.
I just spent a solid twenty minutes day dreaming about our future children playing on the beach in the Hamptons for what… to be hot tricked. What the fuck am I doing with my life.