Travel Blog

Whether Beasts or Bounties, a Hunter must hunt.

[einarweinar]

FUCK

[einarweinar]

I DON'T CARE WHAT MESSENGER THAT BLOND CHILD SENDS, I AM NOT GOING TO THE LANDS BETWEEN

[hollowwaterfairy]

@recursiverabbit

Miquella the Kind heard you talking crap about his game's mostly incoherent lore

[recursiverabbit]

Ahwjwiide literally, the timing is eerily impeccable with our convo 😂😭

[einarweinar]

I'm not sure what inside joke I've dodge-rolled my way into but I am thrilled to be part of it, Takk fyrir. I am glad we all agree on not going to The Lands Between.

[einarweinar]

I DON'T CARE WHAT MESSENGER THAT BLOND CHILD SENDS, I AM NOT GOING TO THE LANDS BETWEEN

[nx-prowl]

propaganda to join his cult

[einarweinar]

BARK BARK BARK

[einarweinar]

I'm starting to think you just really like posting shirtless pictures of yourself

Steak too fair maidens too buttery or something

[einarweinar]

I was severely misrepresented in Dark Souls. "Ooooh Einar with abs" girl I'm malnutritioned and anemic, take that color out of my skin. I am a stringbean of a man and I still kick ass #StringbeanRepresentation

[einarweinar]

Thank goodness, I was running low

[einarweinar]

Been trying this new Hollowing diet and omg guys I am rlly seeing sum results

[einarweinar]

Bloodborne cowboy?

Yeah. I was already a Hunter, all I needed was a bounty.

Unfortunately I'm the one with a bounty on my head, but that's a minor detail in the grand scheme of things.

[einarweinar]

Where's the meat

Mine or yours?

[einarweinar]

"What's it like being a Hunter?" The cowboys ask me.

"Pissing outdoors triggers my fight or flight." I reply.

[einarweinar]

So the Hunt begins again... Fuck.

[einarweinar]

When people think you're muscular but in actuality you're so emaciated that there's nothing between your skin and your muscles

[einarweinar]

You cannot always take away someone's pain. Sometimes, the kindest thing you can do for a grieving soul is to sit with them in their grief.

Other times you can probably whack the issue with a hammer.

[einarweinar]

Met this guy for three seconds and haven't stopped thinking about him

[einarweinar]

I'm not going to apologize for being right

[einarweinar]

Bro didn't know how to ride horses so I gave him an example

@spiwan-afly