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ofsnnshine:
and he shone like the sun on a bright saturday morning.
indie & selective DBH original character programmed by Harmony.
a potted plant.
A plant ! Brylon takes it from the anon eagerly with a broad smile. ' oh ! this for me ? thank you ! '
Leave an object in my ask and my muse will react to it being given to them.
Send me “DOWNPOUR” for my muse to show up on your muse’s doorstep during a rainstorm, drenched and shaking from the cold.
‘ SHIT PEOPLE SAID IN THE DBH RP SERVER: VOICE CHANNEL ‘ SENTENCE STARTERS
‘ this call is succulent. succulent! ‘
‘ my name is connor, im the android sent by payless shoes ‘
‘ hank va: what the fuck connor ‘
‘ my name jeff ‘
’ with great power comes great bullshit ‘
‘ i didn’t understand why everyone loved their stupid android dicks until i got one myself ‘
’ Your name is Connor, but you have asked me to call you vagina vagina vagina vagina ‘
‘ obvious there is no higher power as we are here doing this and none of us are dead yet ‘
connor: im about to sing a song Markus: [dial up noises]
‘ nine one one u FUCKING BITCH ‘
‘ sparkle city bitch ‘
‘ 20 ypm. yeets per minute ‘
‘ i am not your father ‘
‘ oliver viderkol brought evil into this server (it’s all of you) ‘
‘ that’s pretty gay mate ‘
‘ my name is connor connor connor connor connor connor connor connor. i’m the android sent by ERROR PLEASE RESTART ‘
‘ people who draw connor without his beauty spots are demons ‘
‘ simon is a big twink baby i love him ‘
‘ my name is connor and i’m getting deactivated tomorrowwww ‘
‘ you’ve heard of panic! at the disco, now get ready for aaaaah at the cyberlife store ‘
‘ daddy viderkol ‘
‘ what did u call my momther ‘
‘ markiplier is a hoe ‘
‘ y'all ever heard of call of duty modern warfare ‘
‘ stop crying pussy ass ‘
@motherlydeviance wanted to feel the music !
‘ oh, don’t stop me now ! i’m having such a good time ! ‘ he’s skipping around the room, music filling the building---- hands reach for hers and he’s pulling her into his silly dance. ‘ if you wanna have a good time, just give me a call ! ! ‘
punch that heart for a small lyrics starter !
It was a rough fight, one that left Cayden rather beaten up, thirium welling up and dripping down his face from a cut across his nose, not to mention that his lip seemed to be pretty bloody as well. But that didn’t stop him from walking up to the other, placing both hands on each of Brylon’s cheeks and leaning down for a kiss. [@amongthecode]
@amongthecode | Cayden.
there was something GODLY about the way Cayden looked when blue was running down his face; something that made the simple model wonder why he was the one in the spotlights. and when he strides over Brylon is almost sure he can feel his plastic heart skip a beat-- he melts into the touch of big palms resting on his cheek, and then a kiss ! it catches him by surprise, but he more than gladly returns the favor.
is this how you want to be remembered ??
ind. pri. sel. d:bh oc (hr400 model)
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or do you want to make something for yourself ??
punch that heart for a small lyrics starter !
MY FAVORITE VINES a sentence starter - 1/???
❝ What the FUCK is up ___? No– what did you SAY, what the FUCK dude? Step the FUCK up ____. ❞
❝ You have been stopped! ❞
❝ You better watch out, you better watch oUT, YOU BETTER WATCH OUT, YOU BETTER WATCH–. ❞
❝ Today my brother pushed me so I’m starting a kickstarter to put him down. Benefits of killing him would be I’d get pushed way less. ❞
❝ Well now, calm down, we don’t wanna panic at the disco. ❞
❝ Can I get a waffle? Can I PLEASE get a waffle? ❞
❝ Oh my god, why can’t you just take the freakin’ complimEEEENT? ❞
❝ What the FUCK _____? ❞
❝ That’s is NOT correct. Because according to the encyclopedia of _____. ❞
❝ STOOOOP. I could have dropped my croissant! ❞
❝ Okay you know what, you’re on time out! Get on top of the fridge! Get up there! ❞
❝ This house is a fucking NIGHTMARE” ❞
❝ Honey that’s a flyer for a lawn service . ❞
❝ Hey hey hey, kids, kids! … [MUSE’S NAME IN ALL CAPS]!!! … Honey can you be quiet, I’m just trying to do something. ❞
❝ On all levels except physical, I am a wolf. ❞
❝ I won’t hesitate, bitch. ❞
❝ Road work ahead? Uh, YEAH, I sure hope it does! ❞
❝ I love you, bitch! I ain’t gonna ever stop loving you– BITCH! ❞
❝ Waddup, I’m ____ I’m [age] and I never fucking learned how to read. ❞
❝ Miss me with that gay shit. ❞
❝ Go back to sleep, and STARVE. ❞
❝ This is why mom doesn’t FUCKING love you! ❞
❝ ___ stop. Stop. ___ stop, you’re going to get in trouble. ❞
❝ I’m a bad bitch, you can’t kill me! ❞
❝ Waaait a minute. Who are you? ❞
❝ I’ve never been to oovoo javer. ❞
❝ How do you know what’s good for me? ❞
❝ That’s my opINIOOOOOOON! ❞
❝ Ah, fuck– I can’t believe you’ve done this. ❞
[sobbing] ❝ I don’t have enough money for chicken nuggets. ❞
❝ Uuh, I’m not finished. ❞
❝ First off, let’s— oh my God, can you let me do what I need to do? ❞
❝ Hey, turn off the flash you fucking moron! ❞
‘ SHIT PEOPLE SAID IN THE DBH RP SERVER ‘ SENTENCE STARTERS.
part 1/?????
‘ IM RUIEND ‘
‘ she says “mrr” ‘
‘ sam the onion vc: i can fix that ‘
‘ i’m just one big bitch ‘
‘ Not bears but bears ‘
‘ can i have her skettos ‘
‘ tih sis haramsnet ‘
‘ tHE FUCKENING ‘
‘ “i’m in hospital–” “SHOVE YOUR WHOLE FIST UP MY ASS” ‘
‘ CARL SAID IT WAS MY TURN TO HOLD MARKUS’ ASS ‘
‘ ______, what is… yeet ‘
‘ shut the fuck up _____ ‘
‘ “not all men!!!” youre right…. luther detroit become human would never do this ‘
‘ Connor the android sent by CyberLife would never do this either ‘
‘ save us ‘
‘ Alice vc my dads a yeet dealer ‘
‘ my very first neopets account when i was like 8 or younger was hamtaro_loves_seeds and i got banned for blatantly submitting someone else’s art into the beauty contest and i found out while i was in a bar in spain on holiday and i cried so hard ‘
‘ i don’t want to get up at 4am just to see bryan screaming about crabs as the first thing ‘
‘ yeet, thicc, succ, and licc. the four horsemen of the apocalypse ‘
‘ kamski vc: please for the love of everything that is holy shut up ‘
‘ and may god bless the rains down in africa ‘
‘ not to be controversial but i love you all ‘
‘ im trying to listen to some music but i guess that’s not an option when you’re in this server ‘
‘ connor gave me five dollars behind a mcdonalds once and told me to treat myself ‘
‘ so i’m sitting there, thirium on my titties ‘
‘ getting rid of tts means you’re a coward ‘
‘ yes daddy block me harder ‘
‘ can i get uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh vaseline ‘
‘ i dont know whats happening and at this point im too afraid to ask ‘
‘ i fucked up . i fucked up big time ‘
‘ Maui should hook me ‘
‘ maui is daddy dont fuck with me ‘
‘ salad ass ‘
‘ im the kinda android that likes long walks in the city & a revolution at night ‘
‘ SHIT MY SIBLINGS HAVE SAID ’ SENTENCE MEME.
why are you twitching ?
yeah, i was a satanist. it was boring.
god, why does murder look so hard ?
i couldn’t be a murderer, i’d get tired and go home.
fucking white people !
i like your eyebrows.
all men are a little gay. we’re obsessed with men in shorts chasing after balls. that’s gay.
i’m just saying you’re not special enough to get murdered.
you just don’t have a ‘ kill me ’ face.
are you saying our dog has the spirit of jean claude van damme ?
hey ! only steal shit from places you don’t know !
you have football eyes.
you have cheese feet.
i don’t fuck with no child ghosts !
damn, i’ll fight a ghost !
you know i love taking money from the government.
don’t say asshole at the table !
oh, so i can’t say asshole, but ____ can say fuck ?
too late. your guilt trip worked, i’m coming to get you and i’ll probably die on the way.
if i pay you, will you do my homework for me ?
Platonic fluff meme!
SENTENCE STARTERS
“I know you’ve been feeling down lately, so I thought I’d keep you company for a while.” “Do you wanna talk about it or should we just snuggle?” “Listen… I’m here for you.” “Hey, guess who loves you? It’s me!” “I love you more than I love [favourite thing].” “I could hug you all day.” “Nobody fucks with my friends. Except me. But that’s different.” “Hey, I bought you something.” “Hey, I made you something.” “You did this for me? Thankyou!” “You’re my friend, I’m not going to leave you.” “I’m not just here for good days. I’m here for the bad ones, too.” “They don’t like you because they don’t know you like I do.” “Don’t worry about it, I’ll take care of it.” “You’re my favourite person.” “Have I ever told you how great you are?” “Do you want to do something together? To take your mind off of it?” “Look, even my parents love you. You’re amazing.” “I’m freezing, hold me.”
freedcmsought:
<!—— apollo nodded, “y-yeah. i’m okay. thanks…” he swallowed, folding his arms loosely over his chest. his LED was still pulsing between red and gold, and he worried his lower lip with his teeth. “we should probably get outta here. don’t want them coming back, getting wise… i’ve got a place i hide out in, unless…”
he flinched at the sound of the train going by, but forced himself to relax. “so you’re one of those fancy modeling androids, aren’t you? i would kill to have a program like that.” his fists clenched, unclenched, clenched again, the acrylic casing beneath the dark bioskin clicking and grinding against itself. ——>
‘ you know about us ? ‘ he seems surprised, other androids were often uninterested or didn’t even know they were a thing; they had better things to do. but then again--- this android seemed different than most he had encountered; he seemed FREE, no humans near him he seemed to belong to. hands slide into his pockets, resting them there for the time being. ‘ you could come back with me to the studio, i’m sure they won’t mind you handing around for a bit. i don’t think it’s best to stay here either. ‘
eyes dart to the clenching fists, makes his led roll back into the gold it had been not too long ago---- perhaps he was nervous ? maybe something he did unconciously, he just knows it makes HIM nervous aswell. ‘ i don’t think you’d have to kill, you’re good looking. have you tried submitting photos of yourself ? ‘
amongthecode:
“ That’s fine by me “, Cayden said, deciding to close his eyes in the meantime as the other rested upon him. As long as there were no uneccesary wiggles everything would be fine.
Really, it was ridiculous for an android meant for fighting to be equipped with.. Something extra. It had no use, it was in the way and just plain annoying sometimes as if it had a mind of its own. What in the world was his creator thinking?
So, Cayden remained still, unmoving, to prevent any embarrassing situations from happening. Last thing he wanted was to scare away or gross his friend out, it was something best avoided.
he was content in the other’s chest for about five full minutes, but then he’s propping himself back up on his arms, a humm leaving his lips. ‘ you’re QUIET, you good down there ? ‘ hand reaches and trails the other’s cheek gently, tapping his fingers on artrificial skin. he thought Cayden was too pretty to be made to fight, he didn’t deserve to have his pretty face beaten; but there’s something beautiful about the way he looks when his hair is all messed up, blue blood leaking ever so lightly from a cut across his nose. ‘ you thinking about something ? ‘