FiveFish

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I was digging through the DC Wiki, found this and I'm cracking up:

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Okay, I have to admit, I'm pretty disappointed. I'm more or less okay with us not getting the past DM that was to be expected, it's material from The Queen of the Damned and here we're dealing with The Vampire Lestat. But the fact that Lestat refuses to remember Armand and we didn't get the promised Gremlin either in the flashbacks or in the current timeline that's just sad. No, playing around with a severed head and casting Power Word Kill a couple of times doesn't count. No first meeting, no Paris, no trial, nothing.

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So, does that mean he actually killed him? What a great way to start a relationship.

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Me, watching the season finale:

Well, that was a mess.

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What do you mean the seventh episode already got leaked? I won't even be able to scroll through Tumblr at work now. And I was planning on drawing and playing The Mermaid Mask tonight, what the hell.

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Imagine the end of episode six, except Claudia is screaming, "For fuck's sake, don't send both of them to me!"

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Well, it's sad that there's only one episode left, but at least it's two hours long.

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Oh, Armand now could unironically pull off the move "I don't have a last name, can I take yours? 🟠_🟠"

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Came across this today: "I'm sure you love the character and don't want him to do evil things".

Joke's on them, I absolutely do. It's not essential, but I have no problem with it. And they don't have to be bad guys for that. Arthur Lester murdered a guy and ate him, yet he stayed a positive character in our eyes, no condemnation whatsoever. So by all means, commit horrors, just make it fun. That's all I ask.

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Are they wearing fucking Loustat masks???? 😭😭😭

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I keep hearing people were shocked that Daniel "betrayed" Louis and sided with Armand. Seriously? Forget about DM for a moment, he doesn't even remember that yet. Put yourself in his shoes: you're painfully alone, your only friend is just as terrible a friend as you are, and then this gorgeous (and slightly unhinged) angel comes along and goes, "I love you, I'll teach you magic, let's save the world". You'd fold like wet paper too.

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Suspicious that we still haven't seen Sam's poster. Most likely he's on the Green Team. Because Salamader is green too. But what if he's on the Red Team, now that would be a twist.

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Lestat, you're a French aristocrat, you should know that shit like that can get you beheaded

*humming La Marseillaise*

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Ouch, right?

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I'm sure there's fanfic on AO3 where Lex sleeps with Ultraman and gets pregnant with Conner the old-fashioned way, because super-powered Kryptonian sperm isn't picky about the host's gender. The whole "test-tube DNA mixing" thing was just a cover story he came up with later.

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Me: You know, I don't actually like vampires that much, I've always preferred werewolves.

Also me: Interview with the Vampire, Therapy with the Vampire, Romance with the Vampire.

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It took me a minute to realize she was talking about what happened in 1973, when Louis went out in the sun and almost got fried. At first I was like, "that's an odd example, I don't think an old vampire would get hurt falling down the stairs".