Whoser and Ellen DeGenereser

Welcome or bienvenidos. I love Whose LIne more than almost anything. Ellen DeGeneres is my spirit animal. I'm 18, live in Santa Cruz, CA and that's basically it.

[beyoncexknowles]

[ekille29-blog]

AM I THE ONLY ONE ANGRY ABOUT THE EMMY NOMS??

Orange is the New Black is not a comedy - if there are more deaths and threats than written jokes, its not a comedy

True Detectives is a miniseries

Fred Armisen is the lead actor on Portlandia - duh

Mindy Kalling was snubbed in every category - but for some reason they still had her read the nominations. That’s just mean

if someone is almost every episode, they are not a guest star - *cough cough* OITNB

If you are looking for a well rounded, quality show (which is the point of the emmys, right?) and you don’t nominate Parks and Recreation then you are wrong. 

[gcallens]

i’m constantly torn between wanting to watch new shows, re-watching old shows and attempting to have a life that doesn’t revolve around shows

[honourinrevenge]

[kittiezandtittiez]

[aishatyler]

Poehler. Walsh. Key. Peele. Tyler. Fighting crime and breaking hearts at the American Comedy Awards. #boosh

[yquepasawuacho]

[laugh-addict]

I swore to myself that I would never reblog anything to do with cats.

I have broken the oath to myself. 

I feel like the samurai sword master in Kill Bill.

But this must be done.

gsfahaua mommy chased away the bad kitty dreams with her paw and hugged her baby omfg i’m scREAMING OMFG„

[bitchytbh-old]

Forever and ever reblog

[pulp-fictional]

Omfg

[someblackbirds]

This just makes you feel good

[stayxsound]

[ekille29-blog]

“I mean, this is the greatest place in the world. Working here is the most delicious security blanket combined with an ice-cream cone.” 

-Nick Offerman

[catascomiche-deactivated2014072]

Waiting for Sup3rfruit’s video… :)

[ptxblog]

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[kirstengillibrand]

"There are no consequences to my actions anymore! No matter what I do nothing bad can happen to me. I am like a white male U.S. senator!"

[thequeenbey]

[ewurajaja]

Recorded on Jay-Z’s iPhone. No amped mic, no reverb. JUST Bey.

She sang that song. Will reblog this every time

I sure will Bey anytime

[sickpage]

A CROW TRIED TO GO IN OUR CLASSROOM AND HE HAD A PEN

[t-hy-lla]

yes hello i am here to learn geometries

[girlwithalessonplan]

That crow is more prepared than some of my students.

[2-steks-an-1-rokc-deactivated20]

You’ve all just like, completely skipped over the possibility that this crow has seen people using pens in this room, found one, and is trying to return it. There’s been videos of crows picking up sweet wrappers and stuff and placing them in bins after seeing humans put their litter in bins. I really do believe that this crow is trying to return the pen and that is ADORABLE AS HELL. 

[vampirepunch-deactivated2015040]

THEY ARE SO SMART I LOVE THEM

[avatarofnightmares-deactivated2]

Crows are thought to be self aware by some scientists. Its perfectly possible the crow wants to return the pen to humans. Knowing it belongs to humans.

[dduane]

Corvids. Who KNOWS. :)

[anagrammatical-blog]

Another cool crow deal: Once, when trying to assess if crows could reason and use tools, scientists had two crows who didn’t know each other each take a wire from a table (one was hooked, one was straight) and try to grab meat from a bottle with it. The crows could see each other, though they had separate bottles. Only the straight wire worked for this, so they hypothesized that if crows could reason, the second trial would have the two crows fighting over the straight wire. The second trial started and, to the surprise of the scientists, the two crows both went for the bent wire, one held it down and the other unbent it. They both got meat out of their bottles. They came to a peaceful solution without verbal communication. Crows are probably smarter than we are.

[cerullos]

I was going to let this sit until tomorrow when I (one would hope) might be thinking more clearly—but my anger over the absolute ruination of what is quite probably my favorite sitcom of all time is 100% justified, so I’m going to slam this down right here and now.

Ted and Robin...

[oenomaus]

[221cbakerstreet]

everybody wants morgan freeman to narrate their life but I want five sassy singing lady muses

[ellendegeneres]

George Lopez talks about a recent incident that took place in Canada and how well the police handled him.

[allthe23yearolds]

so in her lifetime, a woman can lose about ten gallons of blood through her period.

that’s enough blood loss to die twenty times

women are metal as fuck