A Real Showtime Gal!

⭐️Hi there, great to see you!⭐️ I’m Eko Fitzz, entertainer extraordinaire! I'm all about having fun, and a serious laughter enthusiast! This is my blog for passing interests, so go ahead and take a gander.

[vile-things]

[shopcat]

look at this wonderful gif of scallops getting scared and scattering like a flock pigeons

[elioftheasphodel]

whatever. go my scallops

[whitachi]

last night I had the experience of "referencing a tumblr post that you think is widely known but turns out to not be as widely known as you thought it was" last night and it was this post. whatever. go my scallops

[xylophonetangerine]

[foodffs]

[foodffs]

South African Milk Tart

Follow for recipes

Is this how you roll?

[catgurltreats]

Girl did you just quicksave

[wizardpotions]

not now honey daddy's unleashing his beam attack

[thatswhywelovegermany]

[prophetic-writer]

I'm sorry but I have one draft that I never finished but I laugh every time I see it

[hellsquills]

Writing Tip

Neither do i

[eviliens]

Unreliable everyone

[foodffs]

Rosemary + Toasted-Caraway Shortbread

Really nice recipes. Every hour.

[starshipheartofg-erti]

[thepaisleyelf]

There’s a liquor store near my house that seems to be run exclusively by frat boys. They lovingly curate these bags, which I browsed today while “Oops I Did It Again” played through the store speakers. This is art to me, there is beauty everywhere for those with eyes to see it

[calicotisane]

Its so cold outside i can see my speech bubble

[prophetic-writer]

"How do you write such realistic dialogue-" I TALK TO MYSELF. I TALK TO MYSELF AND I PRETEND I AM THE ONE SAYING THE LINE. LIKE SANITY IS SLOWLY SLIPPING FROM BETWEEN MY FINGERS WITH EVERY MEASLY WORD THEY TYPE OUT. THAT IS HOW.

[sufjansjoy]

well i'll just go ahead and get it out of the way : good morning. i know that's what you sick tuesday freaks want to hear..........

[nat-20s]

I can’t speak for other social media webbed sites but I really enjoy how tumblr seems to just completely spin a wheel on whatever media is hot right now. Like yeah sometimes it’s a new show that’s big and actively coming out but also sometimes there will be a solid month where half my dash is Columbo memes. Defy authority. Get really into an book from the 1800s. Watch shows that haven’t aired in 40 years. Celebrate the anniversary of the Boston Molasses Flood. Become unmarketable

[nonasuch]

oh shit i almost missed it!

[incenseandcookies]

Oh man, the Boston Molasses Flood.

[massachusetts-official]

Official Post of Massachusetts

[help-me-yes]

yes... ha ha ha... yes!

[swordsmans]

HERES TO A SUCCESSFUL 1992!!!