El.zorro.rojo

he/him if I seem weird or rude that is because I am socially inept, sorry if I was rude. about me: my two favorite characters: Mr. Compress, Kurogiri(mha) Shi Qingxuan (Tgcf), Mei Nianqing (Tgcf), Herbert Ludwig/medic(TF2), pure vanilla cookie, wind archer cookie, millennial tree cookie and silent salt cookie (Yes, I know, I have a lot of characters I like from CRK), Percival de Rolo (vox machina), Kusuo Saiki(The disastrous life of Saiki k), Crowley, Aziraphael (Good omens), Artagan (mighty nein) He Xuan (Tgcf). my favorite subjects are: science, biology, photography and art. My favorite bands are mother mother and IDKHOW. My favorite genres are: Horror and romance

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Okay we're sitting up some boundaries people:

Do not directly message me unless we've talked before in a comment section and I am familiar with you.

Now this is just a personal gripe but I don't like it when people don't even add tags when they repost mystuff it feels empty like a tumbleweed rolling through the desert carrying your post, and I don't really like it.

You can use my designs just please credit me.

And no I don't do commissions. I will probably take like a request or two if I like it but don't expect anything.

(I will not take your request if it has any NSFW {mainly explicit stuff} stuff in it because I personally don't like drawing that stuff and feel uncomfortable with writing it as well and seeing it.)

Look some of this may be considered rude but I just don't want to be sexually harassed, or harassed in general, or feel uncomfortable, so please just follow these rules, I beg of you.

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Here's a heavymedic meme I made, enjoy. (I know it's not April fools but who cares, not me)

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So I did something, here it is it's supposed to contrast and show the differences between my art style and the mha art style but I don't know how to do that anime art style so he just looks like a mouse.

Here's actual official drawings of him to contrast. ↓

Also here's a bonus close up on Atsuhiro in my art style

And just so everyone's aware his eye is darker in real life it's just that graphite is shiny like very shiny.. which makes sense cuz it's a metal

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Here's a random pen drawing i did.

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Does anyone know how to get rid of this glitch so I got a like earlier and now this notification won't disappear, I've tried rebooting the thing I've tried reloading back into Tumblr after exiting out which usually works, I've tried to reboot my phone it didn't work, getting another like it doesn't get rid of it, nor does blocking the person who started it.. I also log back in and out..

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Due to the demand from: strangely tumbler's algorithm and @ask-the-red-heavy request I've decided to draw more medic crossdressing so here you go.

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"DOKTOR!?"

The Heavy immediately took the nearest piece of cloth he could find and covered the Medic up, a bashful, yet concerned expression on his face.

"Misha knows Doktor looks breathtaking, and beautiful, but is cold here! Doktor should know better. And... other people can see."

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(I should really get rp account. Anyways: Herbert crosses his legs as he sits down on his chair, chuckling a bit as he gets himself comfy before teasingly replying) Oh, Misha when did you become so protective of me?

(after a moment he says reassuringly.) And don't worry I'm fine, it's not too cold and you must remember my friend, after all I am from Germany and it gets quite cold there. And as for the people who can see I don't mind it and I'm not sure why you mind it so much? I'm covered up aren't I? -medic

(also just so everyone's aware my medic and @heimlichs 's heavy are now dating so That's why his heavy is calling my medic breathtaking and hence why he is bashful, as well as protective.)

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"But Doktor..."

Misha frowns, accompanied by the reddening of his cheeks. He sighed afterwards.

"You are right. Misha should not be overprotective like this. Doktor can wear what he wants! Is not fair to you, my fault."

Is he being jealous? Within the midst of his own thoughts, yes. But this poor man is trying to hide it, a hint of shame creeping up his body.

Besides that, he seems to be avoiding eye contact with the Doctor. Perhaps he isn't used to such intimacy yet.

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(Yes we're doing another reblog. noticing that his now partner is looking a bit awkward and maybe nervous and somewhat avoiding eye contact with him: Herbert uncrosses his legs and sits up and asks with concern in his voice.) geliebten, what's wrong? And before you say nothing is wrong, I can tell. call it doctors intuition if you will.

(For a moment he goes silent but eventually questions.) do you not like me like this? -medic

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"What? Nyet! Is not that, Doktor! Misha loves seeing you like this... is just..."

He hits his own forehead with his palm, befor sliding his hand down his own face.

"I am being stupid... and selfish thoughts with Herbert."

He had always been a bad liar -- hell, he rarely even lied in his life. We suppose that is why he spills his feelings out quicker than expected.

"Seeing you like this... make Misha want to keep view like this to himself and...

BAH! Stupid me is speaking too much. But Misha swears, is his own fault. Nothing Doktor should worry about."

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{author's note: aww, he's so flustered to the point he doesn't know how to communicate his feelings.} (Herbert stares at him for a bit with a little twinkle of love in his eyes before chuckling as he gets up out of his chair and goes over to Mikhail, grabbing his face and kisses his cheek before actually kissing his lips, smiling softly as he did so. After he pulled away he whispered into his partner's ear.) I'm glad, meine liebling. ~

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Oh god, it's happening again.

One can almost hear frantic heartbeats in the room due to their close proximity, but you wouldn't know which one is which. If there is one thing a man could do to make a guy that seemed to be made from steel by the gods above melt like hot metal, it would be this.

Misha knows he had to do something bold in return, so before he could let himself swoon again, he'd grab his partner's waist, and pulls him in again for yet, unsurprisingly, another kiss.

"Pretty angel man deserves another good kiss."

He snickers in response, but everyone knows behind that smug face is someone going absolutely ballistic inside.

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{author's/poster's note: it took me a few tries to understand this but I got it eventually, yay! I overcame my dyslexia!} (Herbert's face goes bright red, before he leans into the kiss fully making sure it lingers for as long as he can possibly last before finally breaking away for air, slightly gasping as he pulls away before chuckling, and replying soon thereafter.) Well that's a new nickname? Is that what you're going to call me from now on Mischa? - medic

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"What? Doktor likes nickname?"

He'd snicker, before kissing his partner's cheek once more. Initially, he just came up with the name on the spot and thought that it would be cute -- a silly little sort of tease to get a tad bit more intimate with the doctor. Well, if Herbert doesn't mind it then... he might as well use it more on him.

"But is true. Dress makes Doktor look like pretty angel."

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(he softly chuckles a bit as he wraps his arms around his partner's neck. He then leaned in gently kissing his partners neck. Once he stopped he replied calmly with a smile on his face.) "I do, I find it quite sweet. And if you like how I look like this then maybe I'll wear dresses more often, what do you think?"

-medic

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"Doktor can wear whatever he wants. He will always have same charm that Misha loves."

Misha nuzzles against the Doctor's face and smiles, as if he were a giant feline purring against its owner's neck. Herbert would smell like medicine and blood as per usual, but the bigger fella seems to be used to it as of now, liking the familiar scent even, as it reminds him that his beloved Medic is there right beside him.

A thought comes up to Misha's mind, as he pulled away for a while.

"Misha wonders if I could try doing this too. I mean, wearing feminine clothing to match Doktor. Problem is... Misha rarely sees dresses with my size. Finding clothes with size like this is hard already, and is even harder for effeminate clothing. Misha thinks is... unfair for society now to think feminine people cannot be big..."

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[author's note I am planning on redrawing this drawing of him because I don't really like it, oh if you're squeamish about blood please proceed with caution 'cause this one has Herbert talking about his clinical vampirism.] (he gently takes his partner's hand into his, before responding assuredly.) well I'm sure Tailor might take you, especially a younger one that needs practice since they don't see your body type that often, and it would be a good experience. And who could pass up a great little bit of experience? I mean, I sure didn't when I first met you.

(he smiles fondly, his face growing more red as he thinks back upon that day, saying underneath his breath while he thinks about it more.) I loved hearing your breathing so erratic, and the scent of your blood, was quite tasty. And that's how I found out I liked bigger man.

(he goes back to his normal volume of speech before saying.) well either way I wish you luck, mein liebling. -medic

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Mikhail, a bit stunned by his partner's sudden change in tone and topic, widens his eyes in return. The way the Medic illustrated him makes it hard not to make his own cheeks flush. It is a rather strange way of complimenting someone, sure, but this is the Doctor we are talking about -- Mikhail's Doctor. Of course, a little bit of brutality and gruesomeness would be expected from him... and the fact that Misha likes the "compliments" makes one question this brute of a man's tastes in other men. But I mean, who can even blame him when said stupidly charming man is standing right in front of him in alluring clothing?

The Heavy's lowered guard reemerges once again as the Medic changes his tone. The brute scratches the back of his neck.

"...Da, will do so. Maybe during free time."

Here goes his answer, followed by a half-smile, and a bit of an awkward silence.

But he knows he can't completely ignore what his partner has said a few mere seconds ago.

"Doctor... likes my... blood?"

He mutters, not even knowing if the Doctor himself can hear him ask that question.

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{author's note: we're going to talk about Herbert's clinical vampirism a bit more so trigger warning: blood, also kind of unrelated but I really like these parentheses they're very beautiful, so fancy. anyways back to your regular programming.} (Herbert backs away just a tiny bit before grabbing Mikhail's into his hand and gently bringing it down to more easily look at his partner's face before replying flirtatiously.) Of course I do,,,who wouldn't? I mean the scent of your blood alone makes my heart race.

(A slightly sinister smile appears on his face, as he thinks about it more, his face flushed with red, he moves his hand just slightly to his partner's neck, gently running his finger across his partner's neck. He leans in and kisses his partner's cheekbone.)

–Your loving partner, Herbert Ludwig.

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Misha mein liebe, do you want to help me make some cookies?

(He holds up a cookbook from 1941) I want to try out this new recipe I found, they're made with ammonia! Isn't that interesting?

- Always yours, Medic.

"Ammonia?"

Misha replied in slight skepticism. Ammonia is no joke. It shouldn't come in contact with skin, let alone being consumed. As long as he trusts his beloved Medic, a part of him would rather study the cookbook instead of actually bake them. However...

"Mmm, sure. Is interesting."

Who wouldn't resist the Doctor's charm?

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(he's smilies with slightly mischievous before calming his expression and saying in a matter of fact way.) oh, don't worry, Mein Schatz, the ammonia Cookies are made out of Ammonium carbonate which is safe to eat just a little unusual and it's more common name is Baker's pneumonia it helps the cookies rise!

(after reassuring his partner he asks.) now would you like to make it to me or not? -forever yours, Herbert Ludwig

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"Baker's pneumonia... is funny name! Is it not disease of the lungs?"

He rubs the back of his neck a little.

"Misha is a little confused, but would love to spend time with Doktor and make little cookies."

Doing something domestic with his partner is something he has been looking forward to ever since. (He doesn't like to admit it, but secretly, this big guy is a hopeless romantic.)

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(he puts his head in his hands laying out a heavy sigh before saying underneath his breath.) ah Ficken..! I meant to say ammonia not pneumonia.. I swear my brain is all messy sometimes!

(he puts on a straight face as then he straightens his posture and hands Mikhail an apron before putting one on himself and tying a beautiful little bow in the back the tightness of the apron: accentuating his waist. before picking up some Baker's ammonia. After picking it up he asks with a smile.) shall we get started then? -your dearest, Herbert Ludwig

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"Da! Will start baking procedure... after Misha washes his hands."

Smudges of red and black are visible on his palms.

"I... do not think would be nice to have blood and gunpowder on cookies. Unless cookies are for Pyro. Hm. What does Pyro even eat?"

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{author's note: I accidentally hit reblog now and had a mini heart attack.} (He chuckles a bit before looking up at his partner and smiling only slightly as he then said.) Even though I do like the taste of your blood, Mischa, I think that would be preferable for the rest of the team. And as for your question about pyro I believe they eat the soles of the Damned or something like that.

(he turns back to look at the kitchen which they walked into only moments before and grabbed a large bowl out of a cabinet as well as a whisk from an Upper drawer, and after he grabbed said items he asked Mikhail.) oh by the way Mishka, could you grab the supplies from the fridge after you wash your hands of course: we need the butter, the eggs, and some of the milk, In Ordnung? And I'll grab the flower and the baking soda and the rest of it. - yours truly, Herbert Ludwig.

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Before the Doctor even mentioned about it, Misha has already begun washing his hands at the sink. Sure, the mercenaries were deemed more unhygienic than the average person, but the Heavy still keeps his good habits taught by his mother. He cleans himself more often, although the stench of sweat still lingers after he showers. After all, the heat in New Mexico is a bit hard for the Siberian big bear to handle.

"Yes, of course," he said whilst drying his hands clean with a nearby small towel, hanging delicately next to the sink. As the loyal man he is, he grabbed the said items the Doctor had cited. He'd still remember the time he resisted the Doctor from his experiments. The thought of it made him smile a bit -- I mean, look how he has become now.

"Does Doktor require vanilla extract as well? Heavy still has tiny bottle stored in shelf."

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(Herbert looks over for a second before replying as he the flour and puts it next to the ammonium carbonate that was already on the counter.) Oh, ja, that'd be great, leibe.

(He rummages just through the cabinet and sets a second bowl next to Mikhail to put the wet ingredients into as he starts working on the dry ingredients, after doing so he gently warns Mikhail.) Remember the vanilla extract is stronger than your normal kind, so don't put too much. Oh and I put the recipe underneath a red magnet on the fridge, if you need it, Mishka. -affectionately yours, Herbert Ludwig

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"Da... of course. Misha used to bake for family."

He initiates a bit of small talk while he follows the Doctor's instructions, carrying his own hunk of a body towards the slightly broken white fridge -- the one where the mercenaries usually shove their miscellaneous items inside like a Peking stuffed duck. The usual items including Medic's extra animal organs, Scout's bonk, and Demoman's Scrumpy -- which speaking of the devil, is oozing all the way down to Heavy's feet. He lets out a disgusted grunt and wipes his foot onto a nearby rug, before heading back to the main pantry where his partner is stationed, the recipe in hand.

Scanning the recipe, he holds the tiny brown bottle of vanilla extract on one hand and a measuring spoon on the other, and starts his mensuration... as well as continuing his small talk.

"Now? Maybe I am baking for new family, da, Doktor?"

He smiles warmly. Maybe this is the so-called "love as an ingredient" corny people put into their recipes. The Heavy is no different himself.

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(Herbert's face turns red and his eyes widen for a second before he calms down, he turns his head over in surprise before he gently shuts down the idea.) Family!?... Let's not call it that, after all I've never had a good track record with having a family..

(he stays silent for a bit after that before eventually asking.) why did you need to open up the fridge, mein liebe?? I remember that I put it on the side of the fridge.. I don't think the vanilla extracted was in the fridge either..?

–Your dearest, Herbert Ludwig.

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Los chicos (based on the song: Intruso by Enjambre)

Su rostro es de Alegría.. El mío es de Agonía..

(I must add that the cut that compress has on his neck is from his mother, who is named Azula. I don't have a Spanish translation for this. Lo siento.)

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I just finished my hero academia: world heroes' mission, and I realize something no matter how hard someone gets hurt if they are useful for the plot of that episode they don't die no matter how many rocks fall on them, no matter how many explosions they are inflicted with they will never die until they are said to but even then their death must be very extravagant it must seem impossible and most of the time they don't even die they're just taking care of until the police arrive, except for Kurogiri/Oboro, he gets to die from the littlest explosion, he gets to die from one single Boulder because the plot doesn't care about him he was just a side character among side characters he was less important than the nameless guys in that movie.. the only reason why he's even given as much potential as he is is just for more angst for present Mic and Eraserhead and that's it..he was not cared about by the plot, he barely had any speaking roles, he's barely talked about, and he died for no reason because the plot potential was there for him, and there was so many options to go with his character but he was never allowed those options.. he is just a backstory and that's it.. or at least that's what it feels like to see him die twice, to see him barely ever mentioned, to see him barely have any relationship with the characters he called friends like Shigaraki his own adoptive son doesn't even seem to miss him when we cut back to the league, plus him being portrayed as just a plot device to them and that's it.. I know I'm slightly repeating myself but I'm just very upset okay? He is my favorite character, the character who even brought me into this fandom.. if it wasn't for him and compress I never would have watched the show, hence why I'm quite upset. I wish he was given more time, sure he has some great lines but those aren't enough, and I miss him constantly. (Thank you for reading)

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My first attempt at doing a realistic portrait. (Subject Mr compress if he wasn't an anime character.)

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Here's some more photos I took of the beach divorce

Why did I take multiple of the same scene you may ask? it's because I wanted to get a photo with both of them in it and I didn't really accomplish that.. I honestly wanted to take a photo of the scene where Erik moves the gigantic satellite dish but I didn't sadly..

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You know I was thinking about something for us TF2 is a comedy & action show with lots of violence, and for the normal cast of characters it's just their normal job, their day to day, meanwhile for Michelle it's a horror/thriller movie where he's forced into a situation he does not want, having to kill people which in return is killing him slowly as his mind starts to break more and more, voices in his head starting to appear, nightmares constantly waking him up not allowing him to sleep even one second while having to watch these people who act like everything is normal as they die over and over again and be revived for every time they die like they're stuck in a Time loop, like a nightmare that never ends. so basically like emesis blue except for there's only one character that is experiencing the horrors and that is Michelle.

I'm starting to see why emesis blue was created in the first place cuz everything in the TF2 world is kind of terrifying, because you're telling me that the bread can become alive and possibly kill me if I teleport it too much? You're telling me that one of the most powerful companies in the entirety of the world or just America hires mercenaries to endlessly kill each other?

And the fact that there are legal mercenaries in the first place just kind of scares me.

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So I just finished X-Men first class, what are my takeaways you may be asking, they are that:

Magneto needs a more purple cape, and he should have imploded the submarine. Oh and Magneto should really stop dating people younger than him.

Charles should have taken off the helmet and yeeted/threw it while Magneto was distracted with piloting the missiles, then break his mind a bit or controlled him so he would stop.

And my grandma says that capes are impractical and Magneto should not have one, and she says that the X mansion looks very English even though it's in America.

Also I was going to take more pictures of the movie but I forgot to so instead you have a picture from the beach divorce.

I have to say I did like it, cinematography was good and I liked Charles's voice, I like when he's british even though he's not from England also I liked the fact that they put more thought into magnetos heritage than the other movies (they also gave it more scenes, and there was a very cute scene about Magneto remembering one of his first Hanukkahs with his parents).

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Here's a stupid little thing to consider, if you were to put Herbert in the bath of clean water would it immediately turn red with blood because he has so much dried blood on his body from doing so many surgery without any gloves and plus other things also operations without like a shirt or something? How much dried blood do you think he has in his hair alone?

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A little bit of Herbert being a parent for y'all.

Context for this image is that Ilya was crying for such a long time that Herbert just gave up on trying to get back to bed so he just got dressed and started working with Ilya in his arms or well in a sling. And as you can see from his expression and the fact that he's staring at the clock he just wants it to stop ticking for one damn moment, and I won't be surprised if he ripped it out of the wall because of that. (The reason why he hasn't gone to bed yet is because he's worried that Ilya will wake up again so he is just stuck there..)

(edit this is after the fact but here's a little close-up on baby Ilya)

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The fact that Herbert has canonically stolen a car before will never not be funny. Me and my friend ( @heimlichs ) came up with the idea that he did this to avoid being drafted for world war II as he would have been seen as an enemy of the country if he were to steal the prime minister's car, and also my been considered too mentally unsound to be drafted and so that's how he got Archimedes and stayed out of the war. (I like to think that he kept the van and either turned it into his ambulance or he stole that too and now he has two cars that were both stolen.)

Like look at this!

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Here's some lines I made for Michelle, for if he was in the game based on what I've seen on the wiki so imagine these are on the official wiki page (I don't feel like editing that.)

(oh yeah I did add Resurrection lines for when he's resurrected after you die. And I'm fairly certain he would be the only one in the game who does that if he was actually in the game, cuz I didn't see that as one of the things that the other classes have.)

Resurrected once: "Wait what?..NO!...HOW am I still alive!?"

Resurrected five times: "Bon sang! Not again!!"

Resurrected eight times. (Jesus, you must be bad at the game, he literally has a self-healing factor.): "*sobbing*..I don't know how many times I can go through this.."

After killing the enemies' medic (Herbert): "you're not supposed to be in this timeline, Herbert!"

After killing the enemies' medic, 2: "seems you got a little too crazy for me Herbert!"

After killing the enemies' medic, 3: "sorry, it seems I had to send you to the asylum, Mr Ludwig!"

After killing the enemies' doctor (Michelle.): "sorry, but I don't remember giving mann co. the permission to clone me!"

After dominating the heavy.: "I'm sorry, Misha, but you've been grieving too long!"

After dominating the heavy, 2: "..huh, I thought he'd be stronger.."

After dominating the scout: "that's what you get, scout!"

After dominating the spy: "that's for being a terrible father!"

Low health: "I thought there was a law against harming my Medics in battle!..*heavy breathing*"

Low health, 2: "this is not what I signed up for!!"

After 5 kills: "I'm so sorry, I didn't want to do that.."

After several kills: "..I-I guess I'll have to get used to this.."

Anyways that's basically all I have for right now. So I hope you enjoyed some of those.