The Daily Punctillio BAUDELAIRE CHILDREN PRESUMED DEAD Officials to Close Cases of Murder & Arson
❝ -- New evidence has quite literally washed up in the case of Veronica, Klyde, and Susie Baudelaire. The three children - all of whom are prime suspects in the Hotel Denouement fire, the murder of Count Omar, Dewey Denouement, and countless other horrific crimes - disappeared three years prior. With evidence to suggest they had simply run into hiding, and were still alive and well - officials on the Baudelaire Case decided to keep it open until the whereabouts of the children were discovered.
However, as of yesterday, new evidence was found upon the shores of Briney Beach - all of which point to the death of the Baudelaire’s. A ribbon, glasses, and whisk were found on the stony shores. A local, whom recognized the ribbon and the glasses, brought the objects to local law enforcement. Upon DNA testing it was discovered the objects did, in-fact, belong to the Baudelaire Children. This, along with evidence of a ship crash, have lead local authorities to presume the Baudelaire's (who’s parents died in a perfectly normal and not at all mysterious fire years prior) dead. -- ❞











