eldegard great wizard of wealth grand lord of the deep pocketed

blessings of wealth uppon my fellow wizards if anyone else sees this CURSE OF POVERTY ps: i will not keep to the theme often

[eldegardthedeeppocketed]

OK PEASANTS

could you revolt in a more quiet fashion please I can't sleep with all of you fools surrounding my towers demanding unreasonable things like "lower tithes" and "maybe we shouldn't be worked until we collapse in the fields"! it's making it hard for me to sleep!

[eldegardthedeeppocketed]

OH SHIT

MY CAULDRON EXPLODED

[eldegardthedeeppocketed]

this vicious goblin keeps showing up and causing minor inconvenience yes I'M MAD LEAVE MY TOWER ALONE I WILL SMITE YOU WITH THE SNAP OF MY FINGERS

[eldegardthedeeppocketed]

something's amiss in the tower I just feel it

[eldegardthedeeppocketed]

I CAST POVERTY

[eldegardthedeeppocketed]

New crystal ball (picture from Willard's luxury emporium for wizards) note to self: keep Mildred of the ever resourceful's familiar out of the tower when you have her over next time.

[eldegardthedeeppocketed]

CODSWALLOP

my orb just broke and I have to order a new one!

[waterdhaviancheeses]

Single Mages are dying to meet you!

[john-boneman-lich-lord]

"Summon ketamine ape is a banned spell" fuck it fine whatever, I summon a normal gorilla. I summon some ketamine.

[colossalfauna-moved-deactivated]

y'all will circlejerk yourself to the mysticisms of faeries and elves in european countries for centuries and take it as fact but the second native americans ask you to respect our spirituality and culture suddenly you're all aetheists

[colossalfauna-moved-deactivated]

white people can, should, and will reblog this.

[eldegardthedeeppocketed]

thieves i hate thieves.

[eldegardthedeeppocketed]

just obliterated an entire camp of goblins for stealing 50 gold pieces from my vault