Just Your Average Elderly Millenial Taylor Fan

Hi my name is Samantha, I'm 28 and I love Taylor Swift as much as Taylor Swift loves cats. I understand the severity of my statement. I stand by what I said. 

[taylorswifh]

She is so meow!

[elderlymillenialtaylorlover]

Very hiss. Much meow. 🐱💕

[elderlymillenialtaylorlover]

How the F are people out there in the world just streaming Soon You'll Get Better?!?!?! I literally made a 'Lover: Taylor Swift' playlist on my Spotify that had every song on the album EXCEPT Soon You'll Get Better so that way when Im listening to the album on shuffle it doesn't accidentally play and ruin the rest of my day with ugly crying and emotional eating

@taylorswift

[elderlymillenialtaylorlover]

Precious little angel baby, living his best spikey life ... he gave me some 'tude after he caught me taking pics of nap time - kids today are just so dang moody.. I blame the video games 📸👅 🦔💕#sleepisbae . . . . . . #hedgehogsofinstagram #hedgehogs #baby #naptime #animalsofinstagram #hedgie #hedgiesofinstagram #exoticanimalsofinstagram (at Raleigh, North Carolina) https://www.instagram.com/p/B19Dek0gWjQ/?igshid=1xlruty17wazq

[elderlymillenialtaylorlover]

soft brother pets spikey brother's back in an attempt to get him to play "bother mom so she'll give us treats" 💕🐱🦔💕🦔🐱💕🐱🦔 #catsofinstagram #hedgehogsofinstagram #interspeciesfriendship #catlovers #hedgehogs #bestcatsclub #brothersforever #cutecouples (at Raleigh, North Carolina) https://www.instagram.com/p/B11Z-NdAaGS/?igshid=9b5xcwpwolwv

[elderlymillenialtaylorlover]

💕Imagine being such a legend the only records you have to break are the ones you’ve previously set

@taylorswift, your incredible talent and business acumen will be studied in the history books for centuries 💕

[elderlymillenialtaylorlover]

@taylorswift , the meticulous way you tie your professional life events together will forever inspire me

.. by the way..  this couch gives me “backseat to an old timey car - possibly an ‘86 Toyota Camry” vibes.. would this happen to tie into that time you were in a backseat and you casually mention you rent a place on Cornelia Street? - or was that in like an Escalade and I am totally reading the situation wrong? :) 

[onmidnights]

2014 → 2019

[swiftlove89]

Louder

[elderlymillenialtaylorlover]

Her bangs have shifted slightly but her👏🏻MESSAGE 👏🏻HAS 👏🏻NOT👏🏻💕

[elderlymillenialtaylorlover]

Taylor’s Noteworthy Future World Records

I am really looking forward to the day Taylor releases her song about the rollercoaster of emotions she went through during her court battle against that dweeb who grabbed her ass. Mostly because I am hoping since her trial currently holds the record for most amount of times the word ‘ass’ has ever been said in Colorado federal court , it will translate to the song and Taylor will then hold the world record for the most amount of times the word ‘ass’ has appeared on a pop album. And I think it would really be a wasted opportunity otherwise 🤷🏼‍♀️

[elderlymillenialtaylorlover]

Taylor & The Imagery of Gown Steppage

🎼🎤💕“Like Can You Just Not... Step on His Gown, You Need To Calm Down”🎼🎤💕

I love the imagery of this example because it perfectly sums up the pointless imposition it is to be a ‘hater’ of someone for something that has literally nothing to do with you. In order for someone to ‘step on his gown’ they would have to go out of their own way to walk in such a way that it would land on said gown and then it also inconveniences the nice man who was just walking on Cornelia Street in his beautiful gown enjoying a Wednesday - literally everyone is inconvenienced (including you) by your aggressive hating of something other people are doing that has no bearing on your own personal life. So imagine if we like - didn’t step on other people’s gowns? No one would be annoyed and everyone would be happy - essentially what I am saying is that @taylorswift has found the metaphorical solution to world peace.

Thank you for coming to my TayTalk. 

[elderlymillenialtaylorlover]

🎼💕🎤🎧Show me a gray sky, a rainy cab ride BABE, DON’T THREATEN ME WITH A GOOD TIME!!! 🎼🎤💕🎧

[elderlymillenialtaylorlover]

Thank you @taylorswift <3

[elderlymillenialtaylorlover]

Can you just not step on her blazer? You need to calm down .... 

@taylorswift - you looked like a fearless alpha leader, and I LOVE(r)D it!!!! 

[elderlymillenialtaylorlover]

My spikey boy loves 'Daylight', he always comes out of his comfy bed and walks around during it <3 ... He was trying to eat the plastic to one of her diaries because I hadn’t opened it yet, I think that was his way of saying "come on mom read faster I wanna get to the next one!!" 

@taylorswift - maybe consider getting a hedgehog to work with you in the studio? They clearly have good taste in music and they are mostly nocturnal so they can hang out with you all night while you write music. Also my two kitty sons are so confused and weirded out by him, so you may find that amusing as well with Meredith, Olivia, and Benjamin <3 

[impressedbytaylor]

Me waiting for Lover to end so I can get out of the car

[elderlymillenialtaylorlover]

** Me in the parking lot at work *** 

“Excuse me sir what are you looking at? I’m about to put everything I have into this last verse to hit this high note so you can keep looking... but its gonna get weird...I’m going to make this weird.” 

@taylorswift​

[impressedbytaylor]

We could follow the sparks, I’ll drive

[elderlymillenialtaylorlover]

Me on my way out of work knowing I get to listen to Lover in the car on the whole way home and ugly sing as loud as I want

[elderlymillenialtaylorlover]

I see you @taylorswift , I see you girl :) 

[elderlymillenialtaylorlover]

@taylorswift I am so excited for this chapter in your life.... I do not have the intellectual capacity to foresee what you can truly create with total freedom - but I am more than ready to find out <3