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This is where Maria posts things she likes.

[zodiac-rave]

[ultrafacts]

[blackgirlsparadise]

How….?

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STEVEN RUSSELL WAS A FUCKING GENIUS. 

Originally arrested for Insurance Fraud, he met the love of his life Phillip Morris in prison

He got out before Phillip, so he proceeded to GET PHILLIP OUT OF PRISON

He wanted to give Phillip a glamourous life, so he got a big-name job, and then started embezzling funds

he was arrested and then broke out TWICE MORE and kept busting out

then he was arrested again, and the above happened

while he was on the run from this, he was determined to get Phillip (who was in trouble for harboring him) out of prison so he pretended to be a lawyer and hit up Phillip’s jail 24/7. He tried to get Phillip moved to a prison closer to where he was hiding so he couLD VISIT HIM

AND THEN he made a fake identity and tried to get a 75k loan, and was arrested AGAIN, but he FAKED A HEART ATTACK AND LEFT BEFORE HE WAS EVEN PLACED IN PRISON AGAIN

There’s a movie about his life called “I love you, phillip morris” Starring Jim Carrey and Ewan McGregor

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[steveisoncrack-blog]

HEY TUMBLR, LET’S PLAY A GAME

To play this game, go to MapCrunch, select “hide location”, make sure you have all countries unselected, and click go. What this will do is drop you in a random part of the world. It’s as if you woke up on the side of a road in an unfamiliar country. The goal of the game is to find your way to an airport so you can return home. 

Bonus Hard Mode: No using outside sources, and that includes using google maps to figure out your location from signs or landmarks

…I had plans today but now.

[peaceroxi]

THE AIRPORT GAME IS BACK.

[titaniumvulpes]

FUCK THIS GAME

LAST TIME I PLAYED IT DUMPED ME IN THE MOUNTAINS OF NORWAY

I PLAYED FOR LIKE 8 HOURS BEFORE BREAKING DOWN CRYING

[1blesstherains]

OMG NO STOP THIS GAME IS MY LIFE!!!

[one-pointperspective-deactivate]

IT’S BACK

[scully1998]

WHY IS THIS BACK

[darringtonshorthalt]

WHYYYYY

[kuoret-deactivated20140823]

oh shit

I HAVEN’T USED THIS GIF SINCE FEBRUARY

[krakkenchaos]

Always reblog Mapcrunch when someone tries to bring it back

[rosienut]

it dropped me in a fucking room full of pandas

[that-ships-hellabig]

Ohmygod

[penguinsstealingsanity]

It once dropped my in my home town a few km’s from the airport XD

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i think this is gonna be a problem

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aggressively southern gay

[bohibohi]

Visit Original Link

So I accidentally started playing the vocal-only-version of crushcrushcrush in two tabs

oh my god beautiful mistake

[thecurvyfit-blog]

Oh my god…thank you…so, so much…

[notimetospare]

EARGASM

[realityismyillusion-deactivated]

This was no accident. Things happen for a reason. The world needed to hear this.

[nickyplayswoodwinds-deactivated]

50000 times better than the canons we listen to in music history…

[danielgaga]

^ You’re telling me. I was a choir major at New World in Miami. Just imagine the Canons we listened to. 

[gerrycanavan]

 I’m afraid of Americans

[lindsayribar]

This is super real.

[justgot1]

Completely accurate.

[smartass-stripper]

Yup.

[zenpencils]

FRIDA KAHLO ‘Heroine of Pain’

[weaksorry]

every time i fall for someone new i’m just like ok. what lesson will come out of this this time

[hijerking]

when you see a hot guy wearing gray sweatpants

[sunfortune]

do u ever just take off your glasses bc youre tired of seeing things

[verily-i-say]

[actjustly-deactivated20181001]

You took our peoples as slaves but aren’t taking refugees. 

[thenearsightedmonkey]

By Lynda Barry  May 2016

[kateordie]

Every time I see this I love it more

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[half-black-phillip]

I’m so mad because this worked

[britney2007spears]

help me roger

[telanu]

Reblogging myself because

Originally posted by gifs-for-the-masses

[luthienebonyx]

Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?

O_O

[riskpig]

………my friend has made me curious

[maryburgers]

help me roger

[maryburgers]

Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

[zombbeans]

These never work for me, but here’s to trying.

[strangenewclassrooms]

I don’t believe in these things

But last time I reblogged one ten/fifteen minutes later I got a call offering me a job

But I reblogged it because I was waiting on hearing back from the job. So there you go.

Roger is cute.

[sugared-violets]

Eh Roger is cute I might as well

[secondlina]

That fish is so happy it makes me happy.

[cinnappo]

Reblogging myself because I reblogged this yesterday and got promoted today!

[mysweetminiaussie]

oh what the hell…lol.

[thefitally-deactivated20170430]

this is important

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

ROGER WORKS

[unuthasbook-blog]

Roger please work your magic I need it now more than ever.

[3rr0r-z]

For the next year-

[suitsaddict]

Who knows… it could work… 

[godyoutalkpretty]

These never work, so the timer starts… now!

[alizardnamedtopaz]

I don’t know about ya’ll, but I’m reblogging because cute fish are always worth reblogging.

[bornunderabluemoonbaby]

Even if this is crap, that fish is too cute not to reblog.

[goodobservationshirley]

Mystère à la Tour Eiffel

[lezziemanville]

I dont know what this is but I want to be on it.

[profeminist]

Mystère à la Tour Eiffel: The French Lesbian Eiffel Tower Murder Mystery Period Costume Drama of Color in Which ZERO Lesbians Die that You’ve Been Waiting For

[waytoomuchinformation]

YAAAAAASSSSSSSSSS

[cinemove]

Clueless (1996) dir. Amy Heckerling

[divertirme-deactivated20160620]

*dies trying to hit the high notes in Chandelier*