Have you ever met a famous political figure?
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Have you slept for longer than usual today?
>> I slept for the right amount, actually. Which is nice because I've been undersleeping a lot lately.
When is the last time that you experienced rejection–literal or imagined?
>> I don't remember the last time I experienced rejection. I also don't remember the last time I imagined I experienced rejection. Which is nice because that used to be a big problem (and no, knowing I was making it up didn't do shit to prevent it from happening).
Is there an artist or celebrity whom you admire for their craft but take issue with their personality or politics?
>> I feel that way about a lot of artists, but I also don't care all that much if an artist has a personality or worldview that doesn't align with mine. If I'm enjoying their art, that is -- sometimes it's so clearly represented in their art that I end up not enjoying their art either, which solves the whole dilemma.
What’s the last thing you made out of clay?
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Do you like bacon bits on your salad?
>> I do.
What do you do to celebrate Earth Day?
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Have you ever had someone try to intentionally bully you to suicide?
>> I don't think so. It wouldn't work, anyway.
Who are your favorite kids that you’ve babysat?
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Would you feel funny if you kissed somebody of the same sex?
>> At this point in my life, I'd probably feel funny if I kissed anyone at all. I'm far out of practice in that kind of experience.
Name three things in your room that others probably don’t have in theirs:
>> A big Grim Reaper Squishable, a portrait of themself done in the colours of their aura as read by the artist, and a triptych of The Dark Tower movie posters.
Besides furniture, what’s the biggest thing in your bedroom?
>> Does a stationary bike count as furniture? If so, then probably the big storage bins. Or the aforementioned Squishable.
Describe your feet:
>> They're just feet, there's nothing really remarkable about them except the fact that I don't have nails on my big toes.
What’s a pretty bird?
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Besides sleeping, what do you do in bed?
>> Nothing, I only sleep in my bed.
How do you like your hoodies?
>> On the big side, well-insulated, with some kind of design on it that represents some media I like or a place I've been to.
Can grills be sexy on a guy?
>> I don't find grills sexy but I find them aesthetically interesting and culturally familiar, which isn't nothing.
Have you ever been in a Catholic confessional?
>> I have not. I'd only want to be in one if I'm doing some kind of kink scene.
What color was the hair of the last person you kissed?
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Can you do a backflip?
>> I cannot.
Where are the last three places you went?
>> The Warhammer store, Red Robin, and the mall.
Do you consider yourself a flirt?
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How old is the oldest person you’ve dated?
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What’s something that makes you feel more creative?
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Who has the best personality on YouTube?
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Which YouTuber seems uber-confident?
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What is the funniest YouTube video you have ever seen?
Have you ever been inside a Victorian mansion?
>> I haven't, but I'd like to be.
What was the most boring field trip you ever went on?
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Do you enjoy watching videos of babies being born?
>> This just doesn't seem all that interesting. Like, I love medical videos and stuff but birth is just kinda meh unless there are complications. I do love complications.
Are you a hoarder?
>> Not even a little bit.
If you were rich, what things would you get done cosmetically?
>> I don't think I'd want anything of that nature. There aren't any cosmetic surgeries that really interest me. I would like to get vampire fang veneers, though.
Are you the type of person who asks a lot of questions?
>> I most definitely am.
How many states have you visited in your lifetime?
>> Like 10 or so.
What is your biggest fear for the future?
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Do you like seafood, or not so much?
>> I love seafood.
Have you ever cried from being so nervous?
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What is your favorite book series, if you have one?
>> Hmm... Lives of the Mayfair Witches, maybe. Or Madeleine L'Engle's Time Quintet.
Have you ever had a parasite before?
>> Haven't.
Do you have a big heart when it comes to animals?
>> I really do not. Like, I enjoy and appreciate them and I don't wish suffering on them or anything, but I also am not particularly invested in their welfare and I'm certainly not some kind of bleeding heart about them. It's so incomprehensible to me that so many humans claim to care more about nonhuman animals than their own species, like... alright, I guess.
Have you ever put your pets in a kennel for a while?
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Where is your favorite place to buy clothing?
>> A thrift shop.
Do you enjoy listening to older music?
>> I do.
As a child, did you ever want to become a mermaid?
>> I did not.
Can you compose sentences in any other language than your own?
>> Eh... a little.
Have you ever met someone who was really racist before?
>> Probably.
Do you have any celebrity autographs?
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If you could be a Disney character for a day, who would you be?
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What is your favorite color of clothing to wear?
>> I don't know. I wear black almost exclusively but that's just habit at this point and it also makes it incredibly easy to build outfits.
Did you ever build furniture forts as a child?
>> I did not.
What kind of dog is your favorite?
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Do you prefer water or land?
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Have you ever had a seizure?
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Do you plan on losing weight any time soon?
>> Hell the fuck no.
Have you ever been in a heated pool?
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Are you looking forward to anything?
>> The grand opening of MINISO this Saturday, and also the day trip to Lansing, whenever that happens. I'm gonna get so much Horrocks food. Truly the only store that 100% understands my tastes and desires.
What was your GPA in high school?
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Do you require a lot of private time?
>> I do, and fortunately I get it.
What do you plan on doing with the rest of your life?
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If you have a favorite television show, who’s your favorite character?
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Did you use to watch Blue's Clues?
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Do you stutter when you get nervous?
>> A little. It's just harder to speak overall.
Your lunch consisted of…?
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What is your favorite kind of chips?
>> Zapp's Voodoo chips, Meijer brand salt and pepper chips, and pita chips.
What is the best way to tell someone that they stink?
>> I don't know what the best way is. I also am not thinking about telling anyone this unless they're like, someone I live with or have known for a long time and I know they'd want to know.
Do you have any embarrassing usernames?
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Do you have a backpack in a shape of an animal?
>> I have a backpack in the shape of a Gengar.
Have you ever waxed your legs?
>> Fuck no.
Do you own any shirts with a peace symbol on it?
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Have you ever taught a little kid to flip people off?
>> I haven't, but I would.
Have you ever scratched yourself until your skin was raw?
>> I have, not because I was itchy but as a form of self-soothing.
Do you always clear your history after using the computer?
>> I never do that.
If you wear makeup, what colors do you usually wear?
>> When I do wear it, I go for jewel tones (particularly purplish reds), thick black eyeliner, and gold shimmer.
Does your shower have curtains or a glass door/wall?
>> Curtains.
If you have more than one pet, do they ever get jealous of each other?
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Is there a room in your house that you don’t like going in?
>> Honestly, that's most of the rooms. Any room that isn't my own (and therefore not solely under my control) is liable to have something going on that is off-putting to me. And bathrooms just skeeve me out, especially small ones (and ours is really small).
Do you remember the last question you were asked? What did you answer?
>> CJ asked me what I've been reading and watching lately in our DM conversation. I answered with what I'm reading and watching.
Besides salt and butter, do you put anything on your popcorn?
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Are you lonely?
>> I am not.
What’s your favorite magazine to read?
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Do you like pineapple?
>> I do, in small amounts.
Have you ever seen fireflies?
>> Many times. I can't wait to see more this summer!
Have you ever trespassed?
>> I have.
Do you tell your parents where you are going?
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Do you raise your hand or participate in class?
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Do you like visiting the mall? Why or why not?
>> I do, it's fun to just walk around and look at stuff and watch teenagers run around (if they haven't been shut out of the mall completely. People really hate to see teenagers having a good time).
Would you ever see a therapist?
>> I am not interested in that at this time. It doesn't feel necessary or helpful.
Are you afraid of heights?
>> I think I'm afraid of heights in a normal way. I like planes and roller coasters and stuff but you won't catch me doing daring or dangerous shit like what that fool girl was doin in that movie Fall.
Are you afraid of the dark?
>> I am not.
Are you a jealous person?
>> I am not.
When is your birthday?
>> May 28.
What are you listening to right now?
>> White noise.
Have you ever been caught doing something you weren’t supposed to be doing?
>> Many times.
Are you still friends with someone from kindergarten?
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What is the most important thing to you?
>> My life, I guess?
Do you like whipped cream?
>> In small amounts.
Are you close to your mother?
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Are you close to your father?
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Do you walk around bare foot when you’re at home? Or do you wear socks?
>> I walk around barefoot.
Do you like chocolate popsicles?
>> Not at all.
Would you ever be your school’s mascot who wears that costume?
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Would you rather see the Great Wall of China or Big Ben?
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Have you ever written a poem?
>> A long time ago.
Would you ever be a tornado chaser?
>> Maybe once, lol. I admit to a lot of morbid curiosity regarding tornadoes.
What is your favorite thing to eat with bbq sauce, if you even like that stuff?
>> These dino-shaped sweet potato nuggets that I get from ALDI.
Your parents tell you that this summer, you get to pick the vacation. Where do you plan to go?
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What do you think is a good theme for a prom?
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Have you ever had to do a class in summer school?
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Do you get nervous when you go to the doctor? About what?
>> I get extremely anxious at the doctor but it's not about anything specific, I just hate the whole experience. I usually go into mild shutdown at doctor's appointments, but I did a telehealth appointment recently and found that to be way more tolerable. No one is touching me, I'm not in an unfamiliar and forbidding environment, and I can be cozy on my couch playing Diablo Immortal during my appointment.
Have you ever been to the rainforest?
>> I have not been.
Have you ever created a website?
>> I have, several times. I currently have a Neocities.
Ever thought about writing a book?
>> Not really. It's not something I'm interested in doing, and I do not have the skill besides.
Have you ever had a dream where you killed someone?
>> I have.
Do you ever make up stories in your head and wish they come true?
>> All the stories I make up are true.
Which is worse: stuffy nose or runny nose?
>> Stuffy nose just feels bad but runny nose feels bad and is annoying as fuck besides.
Which is worse: Sick to your stomach or sore throat?
>> Sore throat.
Do you think your last relationship was a disaster?
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Have you ever solved a Rubik’s Cube?
>> I have not. I do know it's all just math, though (I knew someone who could solve a cube in like a minute; we got so many free drinks this way).
Who do you think is the easiest to talk to?
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Would you consider yourself to be emo?
>> I wouldn't.
Do you have a favourite metal band or do you not like metal?
>> Most of my favourite bands are metal bands because that's the genre I listen to the most.
Thick or thin blanket?
>> Depends on the season, don't it?
Who are your favorite bands?
>> Zeal & Ardor, Ne Obliviscaris, Sevendust, Deafheaven, et al.
How do you mark through your word search puzzles?
>> Strikethrough.
Have you ever sewn something?
>> I have.
What did you eat for dinner last night?
>> I had a microwave bag of some kind of Tuscan vegetable mix and then some hummus and za'atar pita chips.
Ever been grounded? If so, for what?
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Have you seen all of the Jaws movies?
>> I've seen none of the Jaws movies.
When was the last time you played cards? (not on the computer)
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Have you ever drank Cherry Coke?
>> I've had a few sips of it. It's not something I would drink.
Have you ever had a black eye?
>> I have not. I don't think.
Have you ever eaten a bug?
>> On purpose, yeah (crickets).
Do you like pranking people?
>> I don't.
Did you ever take a cooking class in school?
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Do you celebrate St. Patrick’s Day?
>> I don't.
Do you use Skype?
>> Well, I did. Now I use Discord.
Have you ever participated in local magazine cover girl searches?
>> lmao no.
Have you ever been called a skank/slut because of the way you dress?
>> Probably.
Is your ex sexually attractive to you still?
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Describe the most romantic moment you’ve ever had.
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Have you ever cheated on a test?
>> Of course, lmao.
Have you ever been to couple’s counseling?
>> I have not.
How often does your employer ask you to work overtime?
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Did you often read for fun when you were a kid?
>> Voraciously.
When was the last time you were scared?
>> At Cedar Point, lmao. The last time we were on a roller coaster was when we were in high school. I was definitely a lil shook especially on that starting incline (that's what always gets me, because then I have time to go "oh my god what am I doing get me off this thang" 💀 when the thing actually gets going I'm too busy being shaken around and flipped upside down to think about anything, lol). It was still fun, but I do hate that feeling and wish I didn't have to deal with it, because I like roller coasters and would like to ride them more often.
What’s your favorite song by Rihanna?
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Can you speak binary?
>> I am not a techmarine of the Adeptus Mechanicum.
Would you rather live somewhere that had hurricanes or tornadoes?
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Have you ever had a pet that you disliked?
>> I don't keep pets, but I have had to (and currently have to) live with other people's pets that I disliked.
When was the last time you saw hail?
>> Last month, I think.
What is on your mind right this second?
>> A random song is stuck in my head.
Have you ever given a nickname to your pet(s)?
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When was the last time you shaved your legs?
>> Uh... the mid-2010s? Maybe early 2010s.
Do you ever try free samples at the store?
>> I do, I love free samples.
Do you like boys with long hair?
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Do you like root beer?
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What is the best fast food place, in your opinion?
>> I prefer Wendy's. Or Popeye's.
Do you have faith in yourself?
>> I guess I do. That's not a phrase I use at all so I'm not 100% sure, but considering how I feel about myself in general it's probably safe to answer in the affirmative.
What are your plans for the day ahead?
>> It's late afternoon. The plans I had for earlier today were to go to the witches meetup and I did that.
What was the last thing you cleaned?
>> I vacuumed the floors yesterday.
When do you go to your soonest appointment?
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What did you last order online?
>> A video game expansion.
Can you see any bottles from where you’re sitting?
>> I can see a lot of bottles.
What time do you usually try to wind down in the evening?
>> I usually start winding down around 21:00.
What’s something you have been putting off?
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What restaurants do you frequently eat at?
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Do you like banana pudding with a lot of bananas or more vanilla wafers?
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How many books would you guess you’ve read in the last 5 years?
>> I've had my Storygraph account for 5 years so I don't even have to guess. The answer is 93.
What was the last message you sent?
>> I sent Sparrow a couple of photos of goslings I saw at the park.
Have you ate anything green today? What’s your favorite way to add greens to your diet?
>> I have not. The most frequent ways I get greens are as salads, putting greens on sandwiches, and adding frozen broccoli or spinach to things.
When did you last light a candle or incense?
>> I lit incense a few hours ago.
Is it currently warm where you are?
>> It is! I feel so toasty :D
Have you ever fallen out of bed?
>> I have not. It kind of impresses me that people can do this, lol. That's a lot of floppin around in your sleep...
What do you like on your hot dogs or burgers?
>> I like all the typical toppings on burgers.
Are you currently listening to anything?
>> White noise.
What did you last put in storage?
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What’s your favorite thing to do outside?
>> Just be out there.
Are there any celebrities that you are a big fan of?
>> Moderately big, sure.
Do you ever watch award shows?
>> I don't.
Do you usually run out of shampoo or conditioner first?
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Do you have any LED lights in your home?
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What is your biggest challenge?
>> Poverty.
What was the last sweet thing you’ve eaten?
>> I had a chocolate chip-toffee-pecan cookie.
Do you prefer buying new clothes or thrift shopping for clothes?
>> Thrifting because I am both poor and sustainability-conscious, but with some of the things I want, new is the only option.
What is something you need right now?
>> Sunscreen.
What’s something you like that is blue?
>> Morpho butterflies.
Have you treated yourself today?
>> I had a good social outing, I had delicious food, I had some sunshine, I got the game expansion I wanted (it was on sale)... yeah, I've had plenty of treats today.
Have you ever traveled alone?
>> Many times.
What color is your most worn jacket/hoodie?
>> Black.
Who is someone you would like to get to know more?
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What toy do you miss the most from your childhood?
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Have you ever lost something valuable to you?
>> Many times.
What or who has impacted your life the most?
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Would you say you are toxic in any way?
>> I wouldn't say that.
What’s one of your favorite memories from the past year?
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How often do you use a straw?
>> Rarely.
What’s your current favorite song?
>> Equus by Ne Obliviscaris.
What are some books you’d recommend to someone?
>> I don't give general recommendations, I'd need to know what the person is interested in first (and whether our interests even align in the first place).
What is on your mind right now?
>> Is God Is, what video game I'm gonna play after this, the garage sales later today.
Do you know anyone who has attended Harvard University?
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How many books are in the room you’re in?
>> Zero.
Do you save at least 15 percent of your income?
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When was the last time you had a rainy day spent at home?
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Would you rather spend a week in Belgium, or a whole month in Mexico?
>> A whole month in Mexico, easy. I been wantin to go there. Belgium does not sound anywhere near as interesting.
Do you know anyone who lies to make themselves look more interesting?
>> I don't think so, but if they do, I don't really care lmao. I'm tired of self-deprecation, big yourself up all you want. Unless you're a white man, in which case you could probably stand to big yourself up a little less.
Do you like to sing?
>> I love to sing.
How old were you in 1994?
>> 6/7 (six sevennnnn)
Do you ever go on Reddit? If so, what are some of your favorite subreddits?
>> I catch up on my subs every day. I really enjoy Reddit, despite the fact that some of the most annoying people in the world like to yap on there. I don't really have favourite subreddits, but I do enjoy looking at some of the wild shit that can happen to people on r/MedicalGore.
What’s the nearest large city, and how far away is it from where you live?
>> Chicago and Detroit are about equidistant from me. It's like a 3-4 hour drive to get to either one.
Were you ever a flower girl or ring bearer in anyone’s wedding when you were little?
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Have you ever had an ear infection?
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Do you own or rent your home?
>> Rent.
Have you ever eaten at an organic farm-to-table restaurant?
>> Oh my god one of the best restaurants I've been to is one of these. I want to go back there so bad. I do always think of that Portlandia sketch whenever I think of farm-to-table restaurants, though... that one where they're so obsessed with knowing every little detail about the food that they straight up go to the farm itself. It's way funnier than I'm describing it, lol, but I haven't seen it in a while so I forget the details.
Are you a friendly person?
>> I don't really think of myself this way. I do know that I can be quite personable and I'm pretty good with small talk and casual interactions, but "friendly" feels like a stretch.
Are your parents in good health?
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Have you picked up any new hobbies in the past year?
>> I have not. I would like to, but nothing feels as interesting and consistently engaging to me as my only hobby (video games) does. I am never excited to do anything else the way I'm excited to play video games. Other activities can be a fun diversion sometimes but I lose interest pretty quickly once the novelty of doing something new wears off.
If you have a significant other, how old were you when you first met them?
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How old were they?
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Do you take these surveys on your phone, or on a computer?
>> Computer.
Is English your first language? If not, was it hard to learn?
>> It is.
You get a free renovation of one room in your house - which room do you choose, and what do you have done to it?
>> What this house needs more than anything is a bigger bathroom and that's an extremely difficult reno to do, so. Mostly this old ass house just needs some updating (new windows, especially, and also doors, and the plumbing is a lil weird, etc).
Have you ever worn a costume for any reason other than Halloween?
>> I've never even worn a Halloween costume.
How often do you run your dishwasher?
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Have you ever been a caregiver to a sick/disabled relative?
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Is there anything you’re a snob about?
>> There is, but I always forget what whenever I'm asked. I'm pretty bougie about food.
What are your plans for tomorrow?
>> I have no plans for tomorrow.
1) First off, what have you been up to lately?
>> Dealing with the hell of starting a new med, mostly. Otherwise I'm just up to my same old shit.
2) Is there something that everyone else seems to know how to do but you don’t?
>> I can't swim.
3) When was the last time someone was rude to you?When was the last time you were rude to someone and why?
>> People are rarely truly rude to me (especially in this socially-neurotic region) so I have no idea. I also don't think I've been rude to anyone recently.
4) What is the last website you made an account on?
>> Hmm... oh, maybe Anilist. Every time one of the anime watch sites goes dark I lose my whole watchlist, so I figured I'd use something more stable to keep track of what I'm watching and want to watch.
5) What is your favorite app, and what is the last one that you downloaded? If this question doesn’t apply to you, what did you do the last time you were out?
>> I don't have a favourite app, but there's a few I get a lot of daily use out of, like Musicolet, TikTok, Google Books, and Substack. Usagi Shima is a really cute app that I recommend to everyone. Also the last time I was out, I went to eat dinner at a Korean-food restaurant nearby.
6) What is a bad habit of yours you’re not really trying to break?
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7) Do you like watching documentaries? What are some good ones you’ve seen?
>> Sure, but I don't watch them often. I like cult ones a lot, for example Wild Wild Country was interesting. That sketch comedy show Documentary Now! also did a great parody of it, lol.
8) How far ahead in the future do you plan or imagine how your life would be?
>> I don't plan my life like that. It doesn't make any sense for me to do so.
9) What did you spend the first money you’ve ever earned on?
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10) What is the worst thing you’ve done to someone (even if it’s something from when you were younger) and why?
>> Uh...yeah, I have no idea.
11) What do you think of long distance relationships? Have you ever been in one?
>> I think they're fine and I have been in them.
12) What is your opinion on marriages and weddings?
>> I don't like the fact that many people are socially and legally pressured into marriage. I don't like that shit at all. I think divorce shouldn't be so fucking difficult and expensive and (in some cases) socially-damning. I think everyone who wants to marry should be able to and everyone who doesn't want to marry shouldn't have to. Weddings can be fun if they're truly representative of the tastes of the people getting married; I think it's cool when people have unique and highly personalised weddings (speaking as someone who did as well). Ultimately the amatonormativity (and sometimes heteronormativity) of it all is what is off-putting to me.
13) What’s something you only recently learned how to do?
>> Oh my god so I've been playing Diablo III for a decade now but it was only a couple of weeks ago when I realised you could assign multiple abilities from one "section" to your hotbar. Like I thought you were restricted to one ability from each cluster of abilities. FOR TEN YEARS
14) How would you describe your current lifestyle vs. your ideal lifestyle?
>> My current lifestyle is lacking in ideal location (city-wise and house-wise) and financial solvency.
15) What is something you are proud of?
>> My resilience.
At your part of the world, is it summer now?:
>> Almost. It's still late spring.
What’s the warmest it can get over there? How about the coldest?:
>> It can get up to 100F and down to -10F or so. Those aren't typical temperatures but they're definitely within the realm of possibility.
Is there a bad habit you’re trying to break right now?:
>> There is not.
Is it easy to find a job in your preferred field in your home town?:
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When is the last time you went to a fun fair?:
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How about an amusement park?:
>> Last year (Cedar Point).
Did you/will you take part in your city’s Pride parade this year?:
>> This city doesn't have a parade, just a festival type deal with vendors and drag shows and whatnot. I will be attending, though.
If not, why not?:
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Ladies: Would you ever consider proposing? If not, why not?:
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Gentlemen: How would you feel, if you were proposed to?:
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Have you ever played the original Mass Effect trilogy?:
>> Saw this question when browsing for surveys and got so hype, lmao. I have played it several times, both the OG and the Legendary edition. It remains one of my faves of all time.
If so, which Shepard and who do you like romancing the best?:
>> I play mShep because that's just who my Shepard is (he's basically the only masc player character I have, at this point). I use poly + genderlock-remover mods obviously so I romance everyone but I think I enjoy Tali's romance the most. Thane's is second. Kaidan's is pretty good too.
Let’s say there’s a person in need. They need money which they can’t make. Would you be more likely to help them out, if a celebrity asked you to?:
>> lmao pls
When you go to a restaurant, do you have a go-to dish?:
>> I go to a variety of restaurants with different cuisines so there's no way I can have a single go-to dish. I did notice today that no matter where you go, a seaweed salad tastes exactly the same, which makes it an ideal samefood.
Or do you always try out something new?:
>> I do often, because of the above but also because I love to try new foods.
Would you rather live next to a kindergarten or an old folks’ home?:
>> An old folks' home because it's likely to be quieter.
What was the last game that you played?:
>> Fallout 4. I was going to start Cult of the Lamb today too but I didn't have time. I'm looking forward to doing that tomorrow.
What do you know about Finland?:
>> Like, nothing.
Where was the postcard from that travelled the longest way to you?:
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Have you ever made jewelry?:
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Have you ever upcycled anything? If so, what?:
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Which app do you use the most on your phone?:
>> Probably Musicolet, or Google Books.
Did you learn to play an instrument as a kid? If so, which one?:
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What is the best part of your most ordinary day?:
>> Playing video games.
If you learned that you suddenly needed an aid of some sort to do something that you normally don’t need (glasses, hearing aid, etc.), would you comply or would you put it off until there was no choice anymore?:
>> I'd get it as soon as I could. I don't enjoy suffering or inconveniencing myself for no ass reason.
Do you enjoy being on your own?:
>> I sure do.
Or are you happier when there’s a crowd around you?:
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Have you ever been to a zoo? If so, which one(s)?:
>> I've been to several zoos, but don't ask me to name them all because I can barely remember which ones.
How about petting zoos?:
>> I've been to several places that had petting zoos. I had no idea that Cedar Point had one and that was a really fun surprise.
Have you thrown your “winter coat” off yet?:
>> I don't have a winter coat but I have plenty of winter clothes and I have indeed symbolically put those away for the season. It took damn near to the end of May for the weather to finally stabilise, though. Hate it here.
Do you ever look up what foreign idioms mean?:
>> I mean, I would if I was curious.
What’s the strangest saying you’ve come across?:
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What’s a First World problem that you have?:
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Do you use food products that are advertised as more healthy?:
>> I don't trust advertisements, lmao. I eat things that I like and that feel good to eat.
Does it matter to you if the produce you use is organic?:
>> It doesn't.
If so, why?:
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What has been the worst sort of physical pain that you have felt?:
>> Probably menstrual cramps.
Are your pains generally more acute or chronic?:
>> Acute.
Do you collect anything?:
>> I don't.
If you could be doing absolutely anything right now, what would it be?:
>> I'm good.
Do you read any web comics?:
>> I don't.
Which social media platform do you use the most, if any?:
>> Tumblr. I've also been using (as in, interacting on, as opposed to just reading like I used to) Reddit more than usual lately.
Have you ever made a parody version of a popular song?:
>> I have not.
Which game did you play the most as a kid during recess?:
>> I played the "hang out with myself and make up stuff in my head" game. aka the best game 👌🏿
Was there anything that you planned to do today but didn’t?
>> Not really -- I rarely have anything to do for my birthday so the thing I did do (go out for Korean food) was a bonus, really.
Is there anyone you interact with often on social media but not in person?
>> There are a lot of people I only interact with on social media, because they live in either West Bumblefuck, Timbuktu, or Narnia.
What color box does your favorite cereal come in?
>> Frosted Flakes comes in a blue box and Frosted Mini-Wheats in an orange one.
Do you have any plates, dishes, mugs etc. with pretty illustrations on them?
>> Mugs, yeah.
Does anywhere on your body currently hurt, or feel sore?
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What is your favorite snack to eat with a hot beverage?
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Is there any advice you have been given, that sticks in your mind?
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What’s the nicest advice you have ever been given about love/relationships?
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Do you own any adult coloring books? What kind(s) do you like?
>> I have a few lying around. They're okay but I feel like I still haven't found one I really like.
When was the last time you got some new headphones?
>> I had to get a replacement pair -- well, technically, I only needed a replacement for the charging case, but I realised that it would be only $25 more to just get a whole new set of earbuds, and then I'm prepared for when the earbuds themselves eventually crap out. Also, now I can switch out when the battery dies in one pair, so I am never without a freshly-charged set of earbuds. This is one of the many examples of stuff that happens to me that is bad at first but ends up working out even better than it originally was.
Is there a lamp in your living room? What color is its shade?
>> This is my bedroom now, but it is technically the apartment's living room, and there are two lamps in it. They're identical and both have off-white shades.
Do you know anyone whose name starts with the letter X?
>> I don't. I used to know someone whose name started and ended with X, though. Because his name was X.
Have you eaten any rice or pasta today?
>> I had rice in my bibimbap. Oh, and I had one of those tuna snack pouches as part of my breakfast and that had rice in it.
Name a food that you dislike the texture of.
>> Bananas.
Which of your friends do you confide in the most?
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Have you ever fallen out of love with someone? If so, why do you think that happened?
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If you have pets, do you talk to them?
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Are there any TV shows that you strongly dislike, but others seem to love?
>> Strongly? I don't think so. My dislike for shows is usually on the mild side.
Is there anything you haven’t done lately, that you’d like to do soon?
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Do you own any T-shirts with brand logos on them?
>> I have a t-shirt from Port Orleans at Disney.
Have you experienced any kind of food cravings lately?
>> Probably, but that's such an unremarkable occurrence that I usually don't remember.
Have you watched or read the news today?
>> I don't do that.
Describe the cover illustration of the book closest to you.
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Are there any take-away or fast-food places close to your house? If so, do you ever order food from any of them?
>> Close-ish, I guess. Within a couple of miles. Rarely, but Sparrow and I did go to the Wendy's near us last week (two weeks ago? what is time).
Is there anything happening tomorrow, that you’re looking forward to?
>> Backrooms official release date is tomorrow. Not that I'm going to see it tomorrow (if I do go see it, it's going to be during a weird ass time slot like a Monday late-morning like I usually do), but.
Do you have the right time set on your microwave?:
>> This microwave doesn't have a clock on it.
Do you have any old newspaper articles? Why?:
>> I don't.
Do you have a flat screen tv or just a regular box?:
>> The one TV we have is a flat-screen. I'm pretty sure that's all they sell nowadays.
Do you have a radar detector for your car?:
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Have you ever been arrested? For what?:
>> I haven't.
Do you know how to change the oil in your car?:
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Have you taken your shower yet?:
>> I shower in the evening.
Do you like Tootsie Rolls?:
>> I don't.
Do you have a printer? What kind?:
>> We do. It's an Epson.
Are you seeing anybody currently?:
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Do you or have you ever smoked cigarettes?:
>> I used to smoke fairly regularly.
Do you like it when it snows?:
>> For about five minutes.
Are your ears pierced?:
>> They are.
Where do you do most of your shopping?:
>> ALDI, Meijer, and Daily Deals.
Who do you live with?:
>> Sparrow and their cat.
What is your most expensive bill?:
>> Rent is the obvious one but as far as utilities are concerned, it's the natural gas bill, easy. This house is poorly insulated, the windows are crazy drafty, and it's cold here for like 8 months out of the year. Just keeping the thermostat at 64F -- sixty-four -- is around $300 in midwinter.
Do you have a big yard?:
>> I have a small yard.
Do you live in the country or the city?:
>> The city.
Do you sleep alone or with someone every night?:
>> I sleep alone.
Did you have a treehouse as a child?:
>> I did not.
At what age did you obtain your driver license?:
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Do you look in the newspaper for coupons?:
>> Is that even still a thing?
Did you get a big tax refund from last year?:
>> Sparrow gets a relatively big one every year. It's how we survive the winter *points up to the expensive-bill question*
Do you like Slim Jim’s?:
>> I don't.
Is there someone you would love to punch right now?:
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Did you grow up fast?:
>> I don't think so? Not entirely sure what this really means. I grew up at the only rate I could.
What are you favorite kind of chips?:
>> Zapp's Voodoo chips for snacking, and Meijer brand salt and pepper chips for eating with sandwiches.
Have you taken any medicine recently? For what?:
>> I take Wellbutrin every day. If my sleep doesn't even out at least halfway by tonight, though, I'm skipping tomorrow's dose. The last thing I want is to be dead tired on my own birthday.
What have you eaten today?:
>> Multigrain toast with roasted garlic hummus, a Babybel cheese, and cheese tortellini with marinara sauce.
Did you or are you going to wash your hair today?:
>> Probably not. I've been washing it too frequently as it is, and that's probably not helping whatever's going on with my scalp.
Does the water in your shower take a long time to get warm?:
>> Not in the shower, but in the sink, yeah. And the kitchen sink takes like 2 minutes.
Where did you go today?:
>> Just for a walk.
Are you sleepy right now?:
>> Not sleepy, just weary.
What color is your mousepad?:
>> It's an artwork, so it has a bunch of different colours.
Should you be doing something else at the moment?:
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Do you like your neighbors?:
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Do you have bedroom shoes?:
>> I have slippers but I prefer to be barefoot.
Do you get your eyebrows waxed?:
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Has anyone given you flowers recently?:
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Do you work Monday thru Friday?:
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Is there anything you are looking forward to tomorrow?:
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How many miles does your car have on it?:
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Is your alarm clock set to radio or beep?:
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Do you like to go fishing?:
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Has anyone you know been arrested recently?:
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Do you have more than 1 email address?:
>> I have three.
Do you think you will have the same job 2 years from now?:
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Do you have central heating and air?:
>> I do.
Do you speed while driving?:
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Is there someplace you would rather be right now?:
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Did you build the computer you are using?:
>> I didn't. I built Sparrow's and I regret that my first build experience was for someone else. It is a good build, though.
Do you have good computer speakers?:
>> My laptop has fine speakers, I guess. I'm not even sure where the integrated speakers are on my desktop (back of the monitor...?) because I always use headphones or a Bluetooth speaker.
Are you waiting on anything at the moment?:
>> I'm waiting for my replacement earbuds to arrive.
Where is your favorite person?:
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Do you keep track of your debit purchases?:
>> I use online banking, if that's what you mean.
Do you ever shop at Harris Teeter?
>> I don't, because those don't exist here. But I have in the past.
Do you like to burn incense?:
>> I love to. I'm constantly running out of it because I burn it so much.
Are there any plants in your house?:
>> There are several.
What was the last thing you heated up in your microwave?
>> Damn, apparently the last time I used the microwave was Thursday. I heated up a pesto fusilli freezer meal.
When was the last time your internet stopped working?
>> I don't remember, it's been a while.
Did you ever watch Phil of the Future?
>> I have never seen this.
Were you born somewhere other than a hospital?
>> I was not.
What’re some lyrics from the song that’s stuck in your head?
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Do you brush your teeth right away when you wake up?
>> I do, more or less. I brush my teeth when I use the toilet and I tend to have to pee right when I wake up.
Are you currently listening to music or watching TV?
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What was the last flavor of ice cream you had?
>> I don't recall.
Do you have an online game that you play often?
>> I play video games almost daily. Some of them are live-service games (Diablo III, Immortal, and IV, Guild Wars 2, FFXIV, etc) and therefore do require me to be online.
What was the last thing you watched on TV?
>> The last TV show I watched was the season premiere of Rick & Morty. The constant escalation in absurdity of that battle between Rick and Evil Morty was so funny.
Is there a trash can near you?
>> There's a makeshift one (a box that used to be crackers but now I use the plastic bag inside for small bits of trash like Q-tips).
Who does the grocery shopping in your house?
>> Both of us.
Is your hair in need of a wash right now?
>> I just washed it. It is flaky again but I think maybe I need to be using a different shampoo on alternate washes instead of just the salicylic acid one each time. Maybe it's drying my scalp out too much and causing rebound flakiness or something.
Have you received any compliments about your appearance today?
>> I have not.
What was the last thing to piss you off?
>> The cat. It's always the cat, lately.
If it snows a lot where you live, do you experience cabin fever?
>> Maybe? I experience a lot of negative feelings in the winter, lol.
When was the last time you got stung by a bee?
>> Never. Which is wild to me, because I have been around so so many bees over time.
When and where was the last time you took a picture of yourself?
>> It was at the goth dance night. I was taking tired selfies, lol.
Have you ever shared sleeping accommodations with someone of the opposite sex without anything steamy happening?
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What are you hungry for?
>> Nothing, I ate recently.
Have you ever broken a bed or other furniture during sex?
>> I've had sex on an air mattress that had a leak in it and kept deflating, lmao.
Would you play naked twister?
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What’s your favorite cookie?
>> Hmm... Toll House style chocolate chip cookies. That recipe specifically.
Who do you live with?
>> Sparrow and that damnable cat.
Do you exercise regularly? If so, how often?
>> "Regularly" is a stretch (pun intended). I try to do some kind of movement at least every other day but it doesn't always work out that way, especially since I have a limited range of things that I am willing to do and one of those is walking and the weather dictates whether that's feasible or not. I really want a treadmill so I can just put my laptop on it and fuck around on the internet and get exercise at the same time.
Any piercings? If yes, how many and where are they?
>> My earlobes and my septum.
Do you have tattoos? If yes, how many and where are they?
>> Three, all on my right forearm or hand.
Ever been skinny dipping?
>> I can't swim so I will not be doing this. I would if I could.
Have you been told you can sing well more than once?
>> Yes.
Are you content with the current weather?
>> I am, it's finally warm !!!!!!
Do you own many pairs of shorts?
>> I don't and I only noticed that recently. I need to amend that soon.
Is there a place you’d rather be right now?
>> I'm fine where I am.
Have you ever taken a close up shot of a flower?
>> Sure.
Is there a situation you currently feel hopeless about?
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When was the last time you wanted to do something, but couldn’t?
>> I wanted to go to sleep on time last night but it took forever for my body to stop being so activated. This medication better work because it is kicking my ass a lil bit.
Who was the last person you texted?
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Is there a fan going in the room you’re in?
>> There is not.
Have you ever relied on coffee to keep you awake?
>> I have never done that.
Will you be going to the beach anytime soon?
>> I am not. Not until July, as far as I know.
Have you ever made any kind of video?
>> Sure.
Who will you be spending Christmas with this year?
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Do you ever turn your phone off because you don’t want to talk?
>> I don't have to do that because no one is trying to talk to me in the first place.
Do you wear a lot of jewelry?
>> I do when I leave the house. I don't wear any at home, normally, although I sometimes will wear my rings because I like the way they make my hands look and feel.
Do you like McDonald’s sweet tea?
>> I've never had it, but I probably wouldn't like it.
Do you like rap?
>> I do.
Do you ever lay down and look at the stars?
>> I live in a city, lmao.
Do you ever wear pink?
>> I have two pink shirts. I've worn one a few times but I got the other one recently and haven't had a chance to incorporate it into any 'fits yet.
Do you drink?
>> Rarely. Jamie bought me an early birthday drink last night and it took me nearly 45 minutes just to get through half of it. I still love the taste (I ordered one of my favourite cocktails) but I think I would have enjoyed it more if it was a mocktail with one of those fancy NA spirits they've been coming out with lately.
Smoke?
>> Not cigarettes anymore, although I will always be down for the occasional clove.
Do you say “I love you” to your best friends?
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Do you ever feel like you’re wasting your time?
>> I do not believe that is a thing that I can do.
Is your room a mess?
>> It is not.
Are you on a laptop?
>> I am.
What’s your favorite perfume?
>> One of my recent favourites is Arabian Treasure by Khadlaj.
What is one song that you know every word to?
One song that immediately came to mind was "A Little Piece of Heaven" by Avenged Sevenfold, which always throws people in for a loop for an array of reasons, one of which is that they never expect me to enjoy this kind of music. The other is that, if they're unfamiliar with the song, the lyrics often weird them out when they hear the song for the first time, lmfao.
^ lmaoooo. I also know the words to that song (although people definitely expect me to enjoy this kind of music), so I'll just keep this here.
Don’t you hate when songs remind you of the person you’re trying to forget?
>> I am not trying to forget anyone.
Do you like when it rains?
>> I don't care if I'm inside, but if I want to or have to go outside I'm mad about it.
Whose bed were you last in besides your own?
>> One of the spare beds at Sparrow's parents' house.
Are you really open, or are you embarrassed to talk about personal stuff?
>> I'm not embarrassed to talk about anything, but I am pretty reserved just by nature -- I like to save personal details for people that I want to know those things, not just any old jackoff.
Who’s the last person you kissed?
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What’s your relationship with that person?
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Do you know how many people you’ve kissed?
>> Hell no. It's at least 30 and I'm not keeping track of all that. I can't, anyway, not with my memory the way it is.
Do you burn easily in the sun?
>> I have never burned in the sun.
Any big plans for this weekend?
>> The weekend is over, but I did go to the goth dance night event last night because Jamie took me. I got tired almost instantly -- I am obviously not the same person who did this kind of thing regularly back in the late aughts -- but I did pay someone $20 to read my aura and paint a portrait of me based on it, so that was neat. I just like having art of myself. It feels right.
What color is your bedroom?
>> All the walls in this apartment are Landlord White™.
Have you ever snuck out?
>> I could not do this.
Are you a good influence?
>> Ain't nobody bein influenced by me one way or the other.
Have you changed a lot in the past year?
>> Of course.
Have you ever blacked out?
>> I have, briefly.
What’s your favorite childhood memory?
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Who do you hang out with the most?
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Are you positive or negative?
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Do you smile easily, or do people have to earn your smiles?
>> I smile pretty easily when I'm masking, which is often (it's a fucking impossible habit to break, I swear).
How tall are you?
>> 5'4".
Do you regret anything you’ve done in the past 2 weeks?
>> I do not.
What is your zodiac sign?
>> Gemini Sun, Scorpio Ascendant.
What was the last thing to piss you off?
>> The fucking cat constantly pissing in the (carpeted!) front room. I've been wanting to split this apartment in half and make him stay in the back half with Sparrow for weeks now and I keep going "surely there's something else I can do" but there is nothing else. That swinging door in the middle of the apartment exists for a reason and that reason is to give me my fucking mental health back.
What all has pissed you off today, if anything at all?
>> The last time that ^ happened was today. It happens constantly.
Out of all of your friends who have you gotten in the worst fight with?
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Who was the last person to have to deal with you having an attitude?
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If you had $100 dollars, how would you spend it?
>> I wouldn't spend it on anything. It'd need to go straight towards the rent we can't fucking afford right now.
What’s something you would love to have happen right now?
>> The money for June rent magically falls into my bank account. With some extra for my birthday, of course.
You were given the opportunity to get a new cellular device, what do you choose?
>> I don't want a new cellular device ever. I'm tired of modern tech. Phones are just price-inflated crap riddled with bloatware no matter which one it is.
How nice of a person are you, honestly?
>> I'm not.
What have you recently gotten the most compliments on?
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Ever walked in on your friends having sex?
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Do you swallow gum when you’re finished?
>> I don't. I put it in the wrapper and throw it out.
Ever had a best friend of the opposite sex?
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Is there anyone that doesn’t like you?
>> There'd better be, or else I'm doing something wrong.
Do you blush easily?
>> I don't blush.
Do you like the last person you kissed?
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Are your eyes a solid colour or mixed colours?
>> Solid.
Choose between a million dollars or being able to change a regret?
>> Obviously the million dollars???
What do you dislike about your smile?
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Can you sleep with the TV or any lights on?
>> I cannot.
Have you ever kissed in the snow?
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Have you ever liked a football player?
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Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
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Have you ever kissed anyone whose name started with a B, R, L, K, C, or G?
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Has the last person you kissed taken their shirt off in front of you?
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Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?
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Do you remember the last boy you texted?
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Could you handle living together with the last person who texted you?
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Are you an outgoing person, or are you more reserved?
>> I am sociable but reserved.
When was the last time you wore a full face of makeup?
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Do you own an iPad?
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Who was the last non-relative woman you spoke to in person?
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What’s the most hours you’ve worked in a week?
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Do you believe in karma?
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What temperature is your thermostat currently set to?
>> It's not set to anything right now because the weather is mild.
Are you a kind, thoughtful person?
>> Not especially.
Do you know anyone who has a PhD?
>> Sparrow's sister does, and a couple of my tumblr mutuals do.
Who were you dating in July 2010? Or were you single?
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How do you feel when you’re the center of attention?
>> It depends on why I'm the center of attention.
Would you rather be a nurse or a mechanical engineer?
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Do you know how to set a formal table setting for a 3+ course dinner?
>> I do not.
Which would bother you more: being told you’re not likable or being told you’re not sensible?
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Do you have a difficult time relating to other’s emotions?
>> A mildly difficult time.
How many bedrooms does your house have?
>> Two.
What was the last electronic item you bought?
>> I had to get a replacement set of earbuds earlier this week.
Have you ever experienced sleep paralysis?
>> Many times, but now I haven't experienced it in ages. I wonder what's changed.
Are there any trees in your yard?
>> There is one tree.
Have you ever bathed in a river or a lake?
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Does the thought of having wrinkles when you’re older upset you?
>> Not especially. I don't really think about it much.
Would you rather live in an apartment in the city, or a cabin in the woods?
>> I'd prefer a cabin in the woods but that is simply not feasible for someone who needs the resources that cities provide (public transportation, for example...).
Do you use Snapchat?
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Have you ever driven or ridden on a motorcycle? If so, what’s the farthest you’ve traveled on one?
>> Many times. I have no idea.
When was the last time you drank coffee?
>> May 2nd. Hunh, really? Could have sworn I had it one other time this month but I guess not. I was going to have some tomorrow because I'm going to be out late but I don't trust how caffeine interacts with the medication I just started.
Have you ever used a dating app, like Tinder, Bumble, etc?
>> Long long ago.
Do you know anyone who’s struggling with addiction?
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Are any other members of your household home right now?
>> No.
What was your first job? And how long did you work there?
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What was your favorite school subject when you were in middle school?
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1 - Are you one of those people who can watch TV shows and movies over and over again without getting bored?
>> I am not, I loathe repetition. It's usually a year or two before I feel like rewatching a show or movie. The exception is if someone wants to watch a movie/show with me that I've already seen -- then the novelty of watching it with someone else is enough for me to stand it.
2 - If you drink coffee, do you like it plain or would you rather have something like a latte or something flavoured?
>> I like it both ways.
3 - How did you used to dress ten years ago? Do you dress in a similar way now?
>> My aesthetic sensibilities were mostly the same, but my access to clothing I liked was more restricted.
4 - When you’re grocery shopping, do you buy known brands or are you happy to go with the generic store version?
>> I buy whatever brand tastes good/performs well. Sometimes store brand is fine, but sometimes it's really not.
5 - Do you have a close relationship with any of your cousins?
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6 - Who was the last person to sleep over at your house? Does this person stay over often or was it more of a one-off?
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7 - Does bad weather put you off going out if you’ve got plans to do so? Have you ever cancelled plans due to the weather?
>> It does put me off going out -- it's one of the main reasons I cancel outside plans. I usually have to spend a significant amount of time in it to go anywhere (because I'm either walking or waiting for buses), so it matters a great deal. Also, the weather has a big effect on my mood and motivation.
8 - When you’re on vacation, do you prefer doing the typical tourist things, or would you rather explore somewhere off the beaten track?
>> I like to do a mix of both. Just whatever catches my interest.
9 - Did your family travel a lot when you were younger?
>> I did not travel to places outside of the tri-state area as a child.
10 - When was the last time you went shopping for clothes? Did you get anything decent or find any bargains?
>> I got some stuff at the thrift shop near me a few months ago.
11 - Is it true that accessories can make or break an outfit?
>> It is true in my experience. I am very fond of accessorising and I think it's what makes my outfits look interesting.
12 - What is your worst memory from high school? What about the best?
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13 - Is there any trait in a potential partner that would be a total deal breaker for you?
>> Any kind of emotional self-neglect or self-punishment, or a general lack of emotional awareness. Red flag for me.
14 - Do you insist people use coasters if they’re putting drinks down in your house?
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15 - Have you ever been arrested? Were you guilty of whatever it is you were arrested for?
>> I have not been arrested. Miraculously.
16 - Name five items on the shelf nearest to you:
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17 - After meals, do you wash dishes up right away, or do you leave them in the sink and do a whole days worth at once?
>> I do my dishes immediately.
18 - What websites do you find yourself spending the most time on?
>> Lately... none of them, really. It's usually tumblr but I had to cut that shit out. Spending all that time looking at posts, and for what. Maybe the website I spend the most time on is Flixtor because that's where I watch all my shows and movies.
19 - Do you still download music and TV shows?
>> I don't download shows, I just stream them, but I do download music.
20 - Does your phone have a good battery life? How long does it last before you need to charge it again?
>> It has a decent battery life. My usage is sporadic so it usually lasts between 24 and 36 hours before I need to charge it.
21 - When was the last time you hit snooze?
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22 - Did you ever play The Sims? Which expansion pack was your favourite, if you had any?
>> I've played 2, 3, and 4. I don't know what my favourite expansion would be; there's so goddamn many of them at this point that they all blur together. Oh, I will say the Life & Death expansion for 4 was perfect for me. Too bad that was around the time I got bored with the whole franchise (and with the amount of work it takes to pirate it...) and had pretty much stopped playing.
23 - Are there any popular film series or TV shows that you just don’t get the appeal of?
>> Live-action Disney adaptations make SO much bank and I legit cannot comprehend why.
24 - As a child, did you receive pocket money or an allowance? How much did you get? Was it dependent on you doing chores of some kind?
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25 - Do you think your parents did a good job of raising you? Would you do anything differently with your own kids?
>> LMAO
26 - If something is bothering you, do you have to fix it right away?
>> It depends on if it's fixable or not...
27 - Are there any household jobs you enjoy doing? If so, what’s the reason that you enjoy those things?
>> Hell no.
28 - Do you still live in the area you grew up in? Would you like to live somewhere else one day? Where would you go?
>> I do not.
29 - Do you smoke, drink or do drugs? How old were you the first time you tried those things? Do you want to quit?
>> Cannabis is basically the only substance I still use regularly. The first time I tried a substance (alcohol) I was 18.
30 - What’s one thing that really grosses you out? Is it something you have to deal with anyway? How do you cope?
>> Dirty bathrooms (not even super dirty, just the expected dirt that comes with normal usage). Yeah, I have to deal with it in order to clean it, unfortunately. It is a constant source of stress. I cope by smoking weed beforehand, lmao.
Name three things you like that start with an F.
>> Falafel, flowers, fff.... I don't know, man.
Which of these names do you like best for a girl: Felicity, Faith, Fiona, Forest, or Faye?
>> Fiona.
Have you ever been to France? 🇫🇷
>> Haven't. It's not exactly the first country I'd pick to go to, either.
What is your favorite type of frosting for a cake? 🎂
>> The frosting is usually my least favourite part of a cake.
Do you like Frosted Flakes cereal? 🥣
>> I do.
What is your favorite thing about the month of February?
>> I can't stand February, man. It's in the worst most interminable part of winter and it's just awful. I do like it when people do cute shit for Valentine's Day, though. And the funny fandom valentines memes that people make on tumblr are great. Also, I like hearts and things with hearts on them and those are fun to look at in the stores.
Which one of these words do you think describes you the most: fearful, fun-loving, feisty, fashionable, or friendly?
>> Feisty.
What are three things you find fascinating?
>> Cults, fashion, outer space.
Are you female?
>> I am not.
Which one of these names do you like best for a boy: Forest, Felix, Finnegan, Frederick, or Ferdinand?
>> I think Ferdinand has a ~vibe~ but I don't know if I can honestly say I like it. You know.
What was the last thing you ate with a fork? 🍴
>> I have no idea, I rarely use a fork.
What was the most fun thing you did in the past week?
>> I mean, I've played video games.
Have you ever dressed up as Frankenstein?
>> Haven't.
Have you ever been to Finland? 🇫🇮
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Can you speak French? 🇫🇷
>> I can say, like, a few things.
Have you ever met someone named Francesca?
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Which one of these names do you like best for a girl: Felicia, Francesca, Fancy, Flower, or Fanny?
>> Ew.
Are you a fan of Francesca Battistelli?
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Which one of these careers sounds like most appealing to you: family doctor, food service worker, factory worker, forklift operator, or fashion model?
>> Fashion model.
What is your favorite foreign cuisine?
>> Impossible question. There is nothing I love more than eating a wide variety of cultural foods.
If you could choose to live in one foreign country for a year, which country would it be?
>> Somewhere in either South America or Africa. I'm not too picky, as long as I have access to resources I need.
Would you rather play football 🏈 , put plastic flamingos in your front yard 🦩 , or freestyle rap in front of a live audience?
>> Put plastic flamingoes in my front yard. If it was just rap in front of a live audience (like, rap a song that already exists) I would have picked that, but I cannot freestyle to save my life.
Do you own anything from Forever 21?
>> I don't think so. I used to, before I fully developed my current values regarding the acquisition of items.
Which one of these words would you say describes you best: flamboyant, free-spirited, fancy, fickle, or frequently frustrated?
>> This is impossible because literally all of them describe me very well, lol.
Which one of these careers sounds the most appealing to you:firefighter, fitness instructor, first grade teacher, family counselor, or field hockey coach?
>> Ew.
Do you like fluorescent colors?
>> I do, but usually as accents. I find them overwhelming when they're the focal point.
Do you have more friends online or in real life?
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Do the lightbulbs in your home often flicker?
>> No.
What was the last thing you folded?
>> I folded a bunch of stuff a couple of hours ago because I was moving the rest of my clothes out here.
What is the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word "fake."
>> False eyelashes. No idea why that was the first thing to came to mind.
List three ways in which you are a free spirit.
>> I happily live a life that most people are expected to be embarrassed by (namely, being unemployed and unemployable, and financially supported by someone else), I have a wildly divergent understanding of my selfhood and origin, and I follow the whims of my body and mind more than I do anything else.
Do you have a good relationship with your father?
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List three things you own that start with an F.
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Is there anyone you don't think you will ever be able to forgive? Why or why not?
>> I don't care about forgiveness. Eventually the things people did to me just stop feeling so important.
Do you have freckles speckled on your face?
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What are the first three things that come to mind when you hear the word "fire"? 🔥
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Do you enjoy folding laundry? 🧺
>> I do, it's relaxing.
Have you ever seen a real live fox in person? 🦊
>> I have.
Which one of these words would you say describes you best: flirtatious, frivolous, flighty, forgetful, or forgiving?
>> Frivolous.
Are you faithful?
>> lol no
What was the last thing you ate that had frosting on it?
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What are three words you would use to describe your family?
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What's your favorite farm animal?
>> Oh man... I can't think of a farm animal I don't like.
Have you ever caught a fish? 🎣
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What is one thing you own that's old and faded?
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List three fads from your childhood that you took part in and enjoyed.
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Do you think you are fat?
>> I don't think that, because I'm not.
When was the last time you built a blanket fort?
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Do you like fettuccine Alfredo?
>> Eh. Not especially.
What is one thing that you only own a few of, and you'd like to own more?
>> Perfumes.
What was the last kind of snake you saw?
>> Okay first of all I'm so mad because in the last survey I took I said the last trip I went on was to Indianapolis and that is NOT TRUE, it was to Cedar Point last October, but I totally forgot until I saw someone else's answers to that survey and she'd happened to answer with Cedar Point. I really do not remember a goddamn thing ever (also I still can't remember what year Indy was. It was April but was it April 2025 or 2024? god)
Anyway, it was a ball python, I'm pretty sure.
What’s your favorite place?
>> That one really old tree in Audubon Park.
What are you listening to?
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How is your relationship with your last ex?
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What’s the book you’re currently reading?
>> Deliverance Lost by Gav Thorpe and Dune by, well, you know.
Were you named after anyone?
>> I am named after myself. A perfect tautology.
Where was your mother born?
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What was the last comic book you read?
>> Doctor Strange #450 (2025).
Do you think you’d make a good parent?
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Would you ever consider adopting?
>> I don't want to raise children.
What’s a strange memory from your childhood?
>> I have a memory of looking at a solar eclipse without protection when I was in second grade, but the reason why that's a strange memory to me is because I have no idea whether it actually happened or not. It slots neatly into my personal mythology, which makes me wonder if I might have unwittingly fabricated it. The problem with having no one with whom to corroborate my earlier memories is that I very well could have made half the shit up for all I know.
Do you think cheaters (in a relationship) deserve a second chance?
>> I literally do not care about the concept of cheating. It means nothing to me. Ask someone for whom this is an actual issue.
How did you meet your boyfriend/girlfriend?
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Can you sing?
>> I can.
Are you a good student?
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What’s a favorite movie someone else introduced you to?
>> One time Sparrow told me about this movie that I would have never heard of otherwise, The Adjustment Bureau. I've seen it twice now and I really enjoy it, it's just fun and I think the leads have great chemistry.
Do you know anyone your age who has a child?
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Do you like where you live?
>> I do not. It is simply not a fit for me, culturally or climate-wise.
Would you move?
>> I would if I fucking could.
What was the last thing you drew?
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What’s something most people don’t know about you?
>> Most people don't know most things about me.
What’s your favorite thing to do?
>> Play video games.
What’s your favorite type of food?
>> The kind that is just so delicious and tasty.
What’s something you can’t live without and why?
>> Baklava. It's just so delicious and tasty.
Where’s your favorite place to shop at?
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Are you going out of town anytime soon?
>> Not until July. Oh, I might be going to Lansing Horrocks again (and to that bookstore with the spiders) in late June.
Have you ever felt replaced?
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What’s something you could see yourself going to jail for?
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If you could design an amusement park, what would it be like?
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Could you seriously have sex using a colored condom?
>> Of course.
Have any favorite quotes?
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Are you good at “biting your tongue”?
>> I can be, if there's a benefit to doing so.
Are you good at the game Twister?
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Would you rather get [another] tattoo or piercing?
>> Tattoo, easily.
What’s a pretty flower?
>> Orchids are stunning to me. I could look at them for ages.
Do you think there’s any truth to the zodiac?
>> Subjective truth, absolutely. But that's my favourite kind of truth, anyway.
Where was your Facebook profile picture taken?
>> Downtown Market.
Do your parents smoke?
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Is your favourite animal endangered?
>> I think one animal I really like is endangered. IIRC.
Have you used Wikipedia today?
>> I have.
Are you better at writing fiction or non-fiction?
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What language do you think you’d fail at?
>> I think the complexity of most Asian languages would be prohibitively difficult for me.
Would you prefer an ice cream cake or a regular cake?
>> Regular.
What’s the view like from your bedroom window?
>> My bedroom is at the front of the house, so I see the street and other houses.
Generally speaking, do you prefer sweet or savory?
>> Savoury, but I think sweet and savoury together is probably the best.
What would you do if you got home and you saw your house had been destroyed?
>> What do you mean, what would I do? Freak the absolute fuck out, that's what.
Who is your favourite Sesame Street character?
>> Oscar the Grouch, lol.
Do you like your PopTarts toasted or cold?
>> Air-fried.
Do you like sitting in the front, back, or middle of the classroom?
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What’s your least favorite flavor of candy?
>> Orange.
Do you know anyone who has been struck by lightning before?
>> I don't.
Which is worse: living where there’s lots of tornadoes or lots of hurricanes?
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Have you ever thought your pet was dead but really wasn’t?
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Do you take anything for your cramps during that time of month?
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Have you ever seen a black rose?
>> I have.
Do you believe in angels?
>> I know some people who are angels. I trust their self-assessment. I have never met one in a mystical sense, like in a visitation, though.
Would you pay if your dog needed an operation?
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Have you ever seen elephant droppings?
>> I don't think so.
Have you ever read about Rome?
>> In passing. I've never read a whole book about it or anything.
You’re locked in a room with the person you fell the hardest for. Problems?
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What was the last good news you heard?
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Who was the last person to comment on your Facebook status?
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How did you meet him/her?
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Have you recently interacted with anyone new, on social media?
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Do you own anything that has an image of a unicorn on it?
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Do you currently have any vases of flowers in your house?
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Are you embarrassed to show people your ID photo?
>> I am not. I'm coming to terms with the fact that I don't photograph well (it makes sense, anyway), and also who the fuck cares what I look like on my ID of all things.
Does the thought of being pregnant gross you out?
>> It sure does. But I also think the horror of pregnancy is fascinating. I just don't want to be involved.
Are you good at making shadow puppets?
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Do you enjoy going out to dinner?
>> I do.
Have you read any news articles today?
>> I haven't.
Have you ever owned/used a typewriter?
>> I only had experience with them as a child. I taught myself to type on a typewriter.
Do you own any dogs? What are their names?
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Have you had your appendix out, or do you know anyone who has?
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When you hear the name “Ginger” what do you think of?
>> Ginger Snaps.
Who is your least favorite character on your favorite television show?
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What’s one hobby that you’d like to take up?
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Do any of your friends have children?
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What was the last thing you ate?
>> Four Speculoos cookies.
Did any particular thing brighten up your day today?
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Did you go outside for more than thirty minutes today?
>> I did, I took my dawn walk (now that the weather is finally where it's supposed to be...) (I say this and yet there's a 40-degree low coming up, so maybe I'll never be free).
How has your health been lately?
>> It's been fine.
Do you wear contacts?
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Any cool small businesses in your area?
>> In the city in general, absolutely.
Do you have a favorite drummer? Who?
>> I don't.
What about a favorite guitarist? Who?
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What is your number 1 dealbreaker with friendships? (Why you wouldn’t be friends)
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Have you ever had a retro celebrity crush? Like a crush on an “old” celebrity who was most famous a long time ago or is long dead?
>> My main one is Jimmy Stewart. I also recently got into Ingrid Bergman... *___*
Are you interested in fashion?
>> I am very interested in it, I find everything about it so fascinating.
Do you prefer beef or chicken tacos?
>> Pork.
What part of your body seems to get cold the most?
>> My head and hands.
List three things you like that start with a V.
>> Video games, vermouth, vivisection.
When was the last time you went on vacation, and where did you go?
>> I don't think I go on vacations because that implies the kind of lifestyle that one can take a vacation from, like having a job or being in school. I also am not sure what defines a vacation in terms of length, distance, etc. The last time I went anywhere at all that was for longer than a day trip was when I went to Indianapolis last year to see Dethklok.
What was your favorite vacation that you went on with your family when you were growing up?
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Have you gotten the COVID vaccine?
>> I did. I haven't been keeping up with boosters, though.
Which of these names do you like best for a girl: Victoria, Vanessa, Valencia, Veronica, or Valerie?
>> Vanessa.
What are the first three things you think of when you hear the word "Vietnam"? 🇻🇳
>> Fashion (the tailored clothing you can get there is incredible), the Watchmen show (there's scenes set in Vietnam), and... that's it.
Do you have a favorable view of Vietnam 🇻🇳? Why or why not?
>> I do. Because I have no reason not to?
Have you ever been to the state of Vermont?
>> I have not.
Which one of these words would you say describes you best: victorious, voiceless, vocal, virtuous, or venomous?
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How often, if ever, do you experience vasovagal syncope?
>> I don't experience this.
List three of the first things that come to mind when you hear the word "virus." 🦠
>> That guy from Gurren Lagann (his name is actually Viral, but), the flu, and.... ?
How often do you vacuum?
>> I plan for every couple of days, but sometimes I don't get to do it.
Do you vape? 💨
>> Occasionally.
Do you own anything by the Vera Bradley brand, and if so, what?
>> I do not.
Have you ever been to Vegas? 🎰
>> Haven't.
Which of these names do you like best for a boy: Vlad, Vincent, Victor, Vance, or Vader?
>> Vincent.
Do you enjoy reading vampire novels? 📕🧛
>> I do.
When was the last time you rode in a van, and where did you go? 🚐
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Which one of these words would you say describes you best: villainous, vehement, vibrant, vicious, or versatile?
>> Villainous 🖤
What vitamins do you take every day, and what do you take them for?
>> Magnesium complex, because it seems to even out my heart rate.
Have you ever climbed an active volcano? 🌋
>> I would not do this.
What is the most vibrant thing in the room you're in right now?
>> Me :)
Do you have varicose veins?
>> I do not.
Which one of these words would you say describes you best: violent, Valentine's Day lover, vulnerable, vain, or vengeful?
>> Vain 🖤
Name someone you know who can play the violin. 🎻
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Would you rather drink Vitamin Water, a vanilla latte, or vodka?
>> Vanilla latte.
Which one of these careers sounds the most appealing to you: ventriloquist, violinist 🎻 , vampire novelist, vascular surgeon, or veterinarian?
>> I wouldn't want to be a violinist as a career, I'd want to do it as a hobby only. Same thing with writing about vampires. I just don't care for careers, clearly.
List three of your favorite vegetables.
>> Spinach, sweet potatoes, carrots.
Do you own a varsity jacket?
>> I do not.
Is anyone in your family a military veteran?
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When was the last time you vomited, and what was the reason?
>> Two years ago when I had food poisoning. Exactly two years ago, actually... it was in mid-May.
Do you enjoy playing volleyball? 🏐
>> I do not.
List three things you dislike that start with a V.
>> That's enough of that, thanks.
Have you ever voted in a presidential election? 🗳️
>> I have.
Which one of these careers sounds the most appealing to you: video game designer, voice teacher, visual arts instructor, victim advocate, or vice president?
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What are three things that you value?
>> My autonomy, realspace, the Sun.
List three things you can see from where you're sitting right now that start with a V.
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Have you ever been hooked up to a ventilator?
>> Haven't.
List one song you like that starts with a V.
>> Vigil, the Mars Volta.
Do you own a voodoo doll?
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What would be your dream vacation?
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Have you ever had a Verizon Wireless phone? 📱
>> I don't think so.
What is the view from the window nearest you right now?
>> The fence and the house next door. And also a bush of some sort.
Name someone you know who is a vegetarian or vegan.
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If you could do any sort of volunteer work, what type of work would you most like to volunteer to do?
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Which one of these names do you like best for a girl: Violet, Valentine, Vivian, Vivica, or Victory?
>> Valentine.
Which one of these careers sounds the most appealing to you: vacation planner, van driver, valet parking attendant, vendor, or video editor?
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Do you enjoy filming and editing videos for YouTube?
>> I have not done this.
Do you own a pair of Vans?
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List three things you have in common with a vampire. 🧛
>> Insatiable hunger, agelessness, repellant to most but there's probably a few freaks out there who'd want to be lured into my castle.
List three things you like that start with a G.
>> Ginger, garlic, Gengar.
Are you a guy or gal?
>> I am not.
Which one of these names do you like best for a girl: Gretchen, Greta, Genesis, Genevieve, or Galaxy?
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Which one of these names do you like best for a guy: Gus, Guy, Gerrick, Gavin, or Gabriel?
>> Gabriel is one of my favourite names for anyone.
Do you enjoy gardening? 🧑🌾
>> I don't do it, so I don't actually know.
List three things you think are glorious.
>> The Configuration, the Sun, Kiva brand edibles.
As a child, did you enjoy playing the board game Guess Who?
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What is something you are bad at guessing?
>> Everything. I don't like guessing games.
Name three things you like that are green.
>> Praying mantises, arugula, avocados.
Which one of these words would you say describes you best: gentle, generous, grateful, graceful, or glamorous?
>> Graceful.
What were three of your favorite games to play as a child?
>> The dictionary game (flip to a random word and try to define it without looking at the definition ahead of time), paper dolls (making them, cutting them out, and then making hundreds of clothes for them by cutting them out of catalogues and magazines), and making "food" out of random foliage in the yard.
List three things you own that are golden.
>> Snake-shaped ring, sunglasses (the rims), and containers of perfumed body powder.
Have you ever been to the state of Georgia in the US? 🇺🇸
>> I haven't, but I've been through it on a train.
Do you believe in God?
>> The Abrahamic God isn't someone I know personally and I'm not interested in forming a relationship with him, but I believe he exists for those who love him.
Which one of these names do you like best for girl: Gina, Gardenia, Gloria, Grace, or Gabriella?
>> Well, Gabriella, I suppose.
Is there a gazebo in your yard?
>> There is not.
Were you often grounded as a child?
>> My activities and movement was already restricted about as far as it could be. I was hit as punishment instead.
Do you own a pair of galaxy print leggings?
>> I don't. I probably could use a pair, though, now that I think about it.
Which one of these words would you say describes you best: genuine, gifted, guilt-ridden, guiltless, or gigantic?
>> Guiltless.
Do you have any gastrointestinal issues?
>> I don't.
If so, how do you manage your gastrointestinal issues?
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Which one of these careers sounds the most appealing to you: graphic designer, gastroenterologist, gardener, governor, or greeter?
>> Graphic designer.
List three things you like that glow.
>> Fireflies, fairy lights, elf eyes. (They totally glow.)
What is your favorite thing about growing older?
>> I can feel my whole being just kind of... relaxing into itself. A lot of the anxieties and hangups I used to deal with have run their course and are no longer useful or interesting to me. I attribute that to ageing more than anything else, and I expect it to only increase and deepen with more years. If this trajectory continues, by 60 I hope to be just the most vibrant and secure person imaginable.
What is your favorite shade of green?
>> Moss green.
What is your least favorite shade of green?
>> Pine green.
What was the last thing you glued?
>> Probably part of that mini greenhouse craft thing. That was so long ago that the glue that came with the kit is all dried up now, which sucks because I finally have the space to finish it :(
Do you like glitter? ✨
>> I do.
Name one title of a song you like that starts with a G.
>> The Gnashing, Deafheaven.
Which one of these words would you say describes you best: guarded, ghostly, generic, gleeful, or girly?
>> Guarded, I suppose.
List three ways in which you are girly.
>> I don't attribute any of my mannerisms to gender stereotypes. You can if you must but I won't be participating.
Has grammar always been your strong point?
>> I guess? I can accurately parse and use the grammar of at least two types of English.
Have you ever had gallstones?
>> I haven't.
What did your favorite piece of graffiti that you've seen look like?
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Do you like guacamole? 🥑
>> I do.
Name one song you like by Grace VanderWaal.
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Which one of these careers sounds the most appealing to you: guidance counselor, grief counselor, geneticist, gambler, or golfer?
>> Geneticist.
List three random things you think are great.
>> Sparkling water, the sound hyenas make, and when kids draw hopscotches on the sidewalk (and yes I do hop on them when I pass them).
Which one of these careers sounds the most appealing to you: gourmet chef, grocery store cashier, gymnast, garbage man, or gamer?
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Do you like gingerbread cookies?
>> I do.
Which grocery store do you shop at the most?
>> ALDI.
Have you ever been to Germany? 🇩🇪
>> I have not.
Which one of these words would you say describes you best: gloomy, genius, greedy, or gangster?
>> Gloomy is the only one that can sometimes describe me.
Which one of these careers sounds the most appealing to you: guitar player, goalie, guide, guard, or gas pumper?
>> None of these sound appealing but I think being a gas station attendant would be such an easy paycheck to make. Maybe too easy. Would get boring instantly and that could be either mildly annoying or debilitating depending on how I feel that day.
Have you ever swam in the Gulf of Mexico?
>> I have not.
Name one thing you own and love that you got at a garage sale.
>> I used to have a copy of We Need to Talk About Kevin (the book) that I got a garage sale. Great book.
Do you like garlic bread?
>> I do.
What was the last game you played?
>> Diablo IV. That game is stressing me the fuck OUT. Why is my silly ultraviolence-against-hordes-of-demons game giving me complex emotions.
Would you say you've been gifted with good genes?
>> I would say that. It's the only real gift either of the people biologically responsible for my existence gave me.
Have you ever tried gelato?
>> I have. It's good stuff.
Do you like meatball subs?
>> I don't care for meatballs or excessively messy sandwiches, so...
Are you severely sleep deprived?
>> I am not.
What music are you listening to?
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What is your favorite smell on earth?
>> I walked around Lansing Horrocks repeatedly sniffing a rose-scented soap bar for five straight minutes the other day, so let's go with that for now.
What are you doing tomorrow morning?
>> Nothing of note.
What are you supposed to be doing right now?
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Have you ever killed your elbows on an inflatable obstacle course?
>> I can honestly say I have not.
Are you aware that all these questions are being made up at 3:54 am?
>> 👍🏿
Ever gone a whole day without eating?
>> Many moons ago, I'm sure.
Do you feel that you need to improve your spiritual life?
>> I don't think of spirituality -- such as it is -- as something that needs improvement. It develops as it develops; I follow paths as they appear.
Can you curse fluently in Spanish?
>> I cannot.
If you go to school (HS or college) does your school have a rival?
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What’s your school’s mascot?
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Do the numbers 44 and 53 mean anything to you?
>> They do not.
Ever had banana pudding flavored ice cream?
>> I haven't and it doesn't sound like something I'd go out of my way to try.
If you have a sib, do you call him/her “brother” or “sister” sometimes?
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Has the weather been odd lately where you live?
>> Odd to me, but I guess it's normal for this part of the country. I really don't like that it can be so fucking cold in May. I -- solar-powered, warmth-powered -- shouldn't have to live in a place that does that.
Remember “Kenan and Kel”?
>> Not in the sense that I watched it, because I didn't, but I am aware of it being a pop-cultural touchstone for a lot of people my age.
Does the mere mention of that show make you crave orange soda?
>> It doesn't, because I don't like orange soda, but I do understand the reference.
Are you *this* close to falling asleep?
>> I am not.
Do you own a Wii?
>> I do not.
If not, do you want one?
>> I do not.
Did you ever collect stickers?
>> I don't collect anything, but I have amassed a tidy sum of stickers over the years.
Isn’t Hello Kitty just the cutest thing ever?
>> She's pretty cute, but her friends are much more interesting to me. I'm totes a Kuromi ✌🏿
Are there any songs you could just listen to over and over and over?
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Do you have a favorite basketball team (NBA or college?)
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Ever had chicken curry and basmati rice?
>> Probably.
Do you have a weird obsession with numbers?
>> I don't.
Does your job (if you have one) involve sitting at a computer for hours?
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Do you get major shoulder/upper back pain from that? Or think you would?
>> I would if I had to sit at a desk. If I worked from home and could sit like I usually sit when I'm on my computer for hours for fun, then I'd be fine.
Do you have someone who will give you a massage when you need one?
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Ever seen Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas?
>> Long time ago, so it doesn't really count anymore. Honestly the only thing I remember is the White Rabbit scene when he had the other guy throw the toaster into the tub at the climax of the song, lmao. That was great.
Do you own any diamond jewelry?
>> I do not.
Is this survey random enough for you?
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Do you have an American-made car?
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Have you been baptized in any religious tradition?
>> I was as a child.
Do you drink alcohol at all?
>> Rarely, and when I do it's one small drink mostly for the flavour. The next time I will have one is on the 23rd because someone is taking me out for my birthday. I don't know what I will have, maybe an old fashioned or a negroni if they can make one. After that, the next time I will have one might be in July during the Punta Cana trip. And that's only if they don't have mocktails and I want to sip something fruity by the beach.
If not, do you like the smell?
>> Eh. Some liqueurs have an interesting smell. But alcohol in general just smells... sharp. And I don't really care for the yeasty smell of beers.
Are you in a chair, on a couch, in bed, on the floor, what?
>> Couch.
Can you eat just one potato chip?
>> Why would I want to? What's the point of that?
If your best male friend got a mohawk, would he look good or ridiculous?
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Do you love the smell of sunblock?
>> You know what, I actually do. Not the coconut-y stuff necessarily, but just the pure zinc or whatever it is that makes the unique sunscreen smell. The first time I put on sunscreen this year I got hit with a powerful wave of "oh my god smells like summer smells like summer" and it was transcendent.
Does the computer you’re on have Vista, XP, or something else?
>> Windows 10.
Internet Explorer or Firefox: which do you prefer?
>> Firefox, always.
What are you going to do now?
>> Hm. Maybe mess around on tumblr.