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Waah… You’re so cute… So tiny and small and—
ZAAPS!
"And with this power, Joltik is one step closer to world domination!"
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electriccuddles started following you
Waah… You’re so cute… So tiny and small and—
ZAAPS!
"And with this power, Joltik is one step closer to world domination!"
”..E-eh??” The brunette stopped in her movements as she was latched onto once again. What in arceus was actually happening right now, this was not how she fell asleep last night, Rene knew that for a fact.
"…Huh? Happy warm place..?" A brow rose as she looked at where the petite girls head was placed at, right in between her chest. What was she going to do with her, anyway?
Rene had to admit, this girl was rather adorable, but she looked incredibly young, although that might have also been due to the size difference.. Rene was rather tall as it was. Sighing, a hand lifted and she quickly tapped the smaller girl on the head. “.. Hey, um, can you wake up?”
Joltik didn't want to wake up, yet her home was asking her to wake up. It was a conflict of her normal stubbornness versus her love for her warm happy place.
It took a second, but Joltik backed away from Rene's chest and sat up, stretching. "There. Awake. Happy?"
There was a slightly annoyed look on her face as she looked at Rene. She was warm and happy and her new home was asking her to not be happy and warm? "Go back to happy place now?"
kantoqueen replied to your post:The mighty Joltik must feed. Feed she shall. ...
DON’T RUIN MY UNDERWEAR—-
burp~
The mighty Joltik must feed. Feed she shall.
Upon--THIS PILE OF DIRTY CLOTHES.
Yummy tasty static~
The night had visibly gone on without much of a notice as Rene had passed out asleep in her bed, books and papers scattered across it with her. Some, being those of pornographic magazines, and others journals she had written theories and research in, and even a few books written by other pokemon researchers in the world. One in importance being the mega evolution theory written by Professor Sycamore was nestled in between her hands.
Somewhere between midnight and three A.M. Rene had felt a body curl up along side hers, but had failed to actually pay attention to it, as, she wasn’t unused to people falling asleep with her.
It wasn’t until she found herself thirsty, that the brunette awoke from her sleep and was ready to pull herself out of bed, when she noticed the tinge of blonde hair sticking up out of the blanket— and the wet sticking feeling of saliva touching her skin and chest. Arceus, what was this?
Pulling the blanket off of her, eyes widened when the body of what seemed to be a rather petite girl curled up and nestled against her had appeared out of, well, nowhere. Cocking her head to the side, Rene quickly grabbed the girl by her shoulders and moved her off.
"Now how exactly did she get in here..?"
It had been cold earlier, so the blonde did the only thing she could think of--move to a warmer spot. The spot in mention was a spot she had been eyeing hours before. It was warm. It was comfy.
And she was being moved away from it.
The mostly asleep girl gave a noise of protest and tried to roll back into her comfy spot, but being asleep did not help her situation.
Words that escaped the other were ignored as the blonde reached out to cuddle the other, her hands encircling Rene before trying to flop herself back into Rene's chest.
"Happy warm place~" Nuzzle nuzzle nuzzle.
"Joltik is superior. Joltik is ultimate. BOW BEFORE JOLTIK."
Reasons Joltik is superior
travel size for your convenience
does not require pokeball - can fit in your pocket
will eat the static electricity off of your body which is useful in the winter
got a neighbor you hate? joltik will raise their electric bill sky high for ya
it’s 90% fuzzbutt
it doesn’t care how big the opponent is it will defend you with its life
kantoqueen replied to your post:"Joltik gets strange impression that if Joltik...
we are going to call it shockinglylesbianshipping))
"Senpai is going to notice Joltik?!"
"Joltik gets strange impression that if Joltik were human, friend would let Joltik into warm happy home place easier..."
Joltik x Rene. AU is Joltik is a human who still wants in her warm comfy spot.
(bye)
The brunette hadn’t been so confused in her life, before. It was always her preying on the other girls, and getting shot down with multiple warnings proceeding it, yet here was this petite blonde, tackling her. She couldn’t figure out if she was rather comfortable with the other’s head nuzzling into her, or just letting it happen out of her own egotistical need for attention. Placing a hand on top of the others head, she began softly petting the blonde and giving her a warm smile, after all, cuddles were always nice.
"Consume the flesh of the fallen."
"You sure are excited over me just mentioning getting you somewhere to stay.. Kyah… I definitely think I’ll keep you."
Brimming a big smile as the pokemon had climbed up her shoulder, although as she began walking to the nearest store it was obvious that Joltik wouldn’t be staying there. Just as she was hoping she wouldn’t be dealing with anymore scandalous actions by the pokemon, did it drop right back down her shirt. Sighing, she was thankful it tried its hardest to not vibrate again. Now… To get that sock.
"Here we are~" Exclaiming as she stood out front of a clothing store. Taking one quick stride inside, she found the immediate small section of socks and began looking through them, until she found a nice pair of black fuzzy socks. Yes, that would definitely do. In hopes that Joltik would accept them too, she raised them up to her chest. "What’cha think?" Whispering to herself, because it’d be incredibly awkward if someone walked up as she talked to herself.
Ah yes. Fuzzies like Joltik. Joltik could accept this as...something. Her new home was here within new friend's shirt. But the fuzzy socks looked tempting...
Joltik climbed out of her home and into one of the black socks. Once inside, she wiggled her way into the bottom of the sock until she couldn't go any further down.
wiggle...wiggle wiggle...
"JOLTIK IS TRAPPED." Her tiny legs moved fast as she tried to get situatuated, but after a few seconds found herself in a swinging motion.
..."Joltik is weapon of electrifying JUSTICE." and a small poof of electricity went through the sock, not unlike static electricity. "FEAR JOLTIK FOR SHE HAS JUST FED."
Taking a deep sigh, her hand following after the Joltik and quickly petting it lightly with a finger as it jumped on top of her pants. This wasn’t good, if the pokemon vibrated again— Well… Just.. No. She had her own toys for that, anyway and it would be severely uncomfortable for her.
"I’ll get a sock for you to sleep in, and then we’ll put you back in my shirt.. Okay?" It seemed as if this was going to be the only way she’d win against the little pokemon. How was she supposed to wander around with a Joltik sticking out of her shirt, anyway?
Back in nice warm comfy place?
JOLTIK WINS. With a happy squeak Joltik climbed to Rene's shoulder and motioned forward. "Onward faithful human steed! To battle for Joltik's honor!"
Though that didn't last long as she slid back into Rene's shirt with her head popping out of the top, trying to contain her vibrations of happiness cause that's what got her kicked out in the first place...
"Hmm… Now what could I put you in… You’re so tiny.." She sighed, and it was obvious if she tried to put the Joltik in a cage, or a pokeball, it’d probably have Pikachu syndrome and escape. "..Oh! I know! Let’s go find you a sock, ‘ey?" That could work, something nice and cozy that would maybe stop the little bugger from getting in her bra.
Sock?
She was going to get shoved in a sock?
Would she get thrown into a river like a baby meowth in a sack in those human cartoons?
NO. Joltik was going to make a new friend whether the new friend liked it or not. Joltik was a strong independent pokemon who needed no trainer and was going to prove it.
With one last wiggle, Joltik jumped out of Rene's hand and dove, not able to make it to the cleavage she so desired, but close...she made it to the rim of Rene's pants.
So Rene, what are you going to do? Give the Joltik what she wants--or let the Joltik crawl into your pants and have ants in the pants syndrome with a vibrating pokemon?
"…Aw… Cuuute…" It was such a shame that she was attracted to cute things, but arceus this thing couldn’t just.. Vibrate like that! Taking a deep breath, she was debating of what to do with it, before noticing that it was trying to wiggle out of her hands and back to her shirt. "Ehh?! Geez, calm down! Let me think of what I could give you to cuddle up in…" This was certainly a turn of events.
Cuddles?
Cuuuuuuuuuddles!
Joltik vibrated at the word, happily waiting to be put back into her home so she could cuddle her new friend in their warm comfy spot!
She couldn't even contain her happy squeeking. CUDDLES.
”..B-B-BUDDY STOP..!” Freaking out over the thing now practically— basically vibrating inside of her shirt, Rene’s body shook with an uncomfortable pleasurable feeling. Arceus, why the bloody hell did this thing want to be in her shirt anyway?! Shoving her hand inside of her shirt, she quickly grabbed the little bug and held him in her hands. “..Don’t go in there, okay?”
Joltik's little feet reached out, wanting to go back to it's new home. It make a sad noise and stared at Rene with a sad look.
How can you deny those eyes, Rene? HOW can you deny those eyes?
"Joltik go back?" The little creature wiggled more. "Joltik go baaaaaaack!"