âGuide to Troubled Birdsâ sentence meme
â The risk I took was calculated, but man, am I bad at math. â
â I preen for Satan. â
â I disembowel. Itâs what I do. â
â He gave them the heebie-jeebies. He had nothing else to give. â
â Iâd sell you to Satan for one corn chip. â
â I love you despite the warning signs. â
â Iâm a dirty bird. â
â This was a topsy-turvy world of anguish, shame and self-torment. â
â Iâm three ounces of whoop-ass. â
â Dealing with you is like herding cats. â
â My mating dance is mostly seizures. â
â This jackassery will not stand! â
â Iâve been through hell and come out singing. â
â Your love has made me a drunk. â
â Iâm not majestic on weekends. â
â God canât help you now. â
â Thatâs a crazy idea. Insane. It doesnât make sense. â
â I had on my prettiest dress and he never even looked at it. â
â He had a violent, uncontrolled temper, which sent him literally insane when he was annoyed, but he was good looking. â
â This might have passed a very pleasant evening had shit not gotten real. â
â Perhaps you can do something about the evil spirit in my head. â
â My emotions have three outlets: haughty silence, tears and rage. â
â I do not go to my happy place, I go to my high lonesome place. â
â I am often seized by the fatal American need to have a pretty good time. â
â Iâm addicted to shiny things. â
â The ability to remain sober and gracious is, indeed, a mild form of insanity. â
â My modus operandi is dial up the awesome and break the knob off. â
â Looking for trouble and if I cannot find it, I will create it. â
â The drinks came. I wasnât about to be sobered by anything like regret. â
â Foie gras this, motherfucker! â
â The whispery groans in my mind are beginning to issue orders. â
â Unicorn of love, impale me! â
â Oh. Youâre an artist. â
â I hope youâll excuse my cheap wit, but the hour is late and itâs all I have left. â
â As always, all I shouldâve said was, âI love you.â â