Just A Dragon Hoarding Slugcats

He/Him, Aromantic/Ace, Born March 96, Furry, Dragon, Slugcat Fanatic, Jack of all Trades (Master of none (-_-)) ΘΔ

[justanotheradhdian]

[electrobyte96]

About Pride and Veterans

Every June is the month of Pride, where the queer community celebrates the progress we have made towards broad acceptance of all sexualities and genders.

But if you haven't sheltered yourself from US culture drama, you may have heard something like this:

"Why do the Gays™ get a whole month, but our veterans only get one day?"

Some even suggesting "taking back" June and make it veterans month or something.

If you didn't know, the US observes Military Appreciation Month every May. Not that these morons care. You don't have to bother telling them that. They most likely forget about it by next year.

But I had an idea. What if we "give" June to them? Instead of resisting and reminding them of the facts, let's get really fucking condescending on their asses.

Every time someone brings up Pride Month and pulls the veteran's day card, remain calm, put on your best service worker smile, and follow these simple steps:

-Agree with them -Suggest the name "Military Appreciation Month" -Look the name up on google to see if it's taken. Pretend you don't already know -Note that it already exists and suggest moving it to June -THEN suggest that if the military doesn't need May anymore, we can just take it for Pride Month

At that point, their toddler brain should hopefully become really possessive like when a parent is trying to put a toy away they haven't played with for a while.

And if they do take the deal, we get an extra day of Pride. Win-win.

If there is a meaningful reason why Pride is in June specifically, I am sorry that I have not taken it into account. But maybe we can just pull it again once they forget about their "win" and switch it back in a couple of years

[electrobyte96]

Reblogging because it's June.

Don't know why I phrased it like a step by step guide. I don't know what I am doing.

Anyway, just try to pull a switcheroo if they want June to be about the military, so they feel like they have to give up an old toy to get the new one.

Those people are still toddlers mentally, so we might use this in our favor.

[koboldfactory]

Odd question, why do you want to be called It? Isn’t that “pronoun” dehumanizing?

I like to be called “it” because the last thing I want to be on this planet is human.

[electrobyte96]

About Pride and Veterans

Every June is the month of Pride, where the queer community celebrates the progress we have made towards broad acceptance of all sexualities and genders.

But if you haven't sheltered yourself from US culture drama, you may have heard something like this:

"Why do the Gays™ get a whole month, but our veterans only get one day?"

Some even suggesting "taking back" June and make it veterans month or something.

If you didn't know, the US observes Military Appreciation Month every May. Not that these morons care. You don't have to bother telling them that. They most likely forget about it by next year.

But I had an idea. What if we "give" June to them? Instead of resisting and reminding them of the facts, let's get really fucking condescending on their asses.

Every time someone brings up Pride Month and pulls the veteran's day card, remain calm, put on your best service worker smile, and follow these simple steps:

-Agree with them -Suggest the name "Military Appreciation Month" -Look the name up on google to see if it's taken. Pretend you don't already know -Note that it already exists and suggest moving it to June -THEN suggest that if the military doesn't need May anymore, we can just take it for Pride Month

At that point, their toddler brain should hopefully become really possessive like when a parent is trying to put a toy away they haven't played with for a while.

And if they do take the deal, we get an extra day of Pride. Win-win.

If there is a meaningful reason why Pride is in June specifically, I am sorry that I have not taken it into account. But maybe we can just pull it again once they forget about their "win" and switch it back in a couple of years

[electrobyte96]

Threw together a green lizard from Rain World in Blender. It's inspired by the official plush

[girlocity]

Spaceship and Byte ^-^

[baba-is-blog]

TAX IS FILED

[electrobyte96]

[baba-is-blog]

HICCUPS IS AFFLICTED

[electrobyte96]

[outtox1cated]

practice :]

[outtox1cated]

the scav with the laptop is this guy btw

[electrobyte96]

Cool lore Anyway:

When will you start?

[outtox1cated]

practice :]

[electrobyte96]

your move toxicc

[fruttymoment]

wanted to draw my recent fav games.

[electrobyte96]

How I imagine this interaction. Had to upload to youtube so I could attach this.

Anyone with a better voice/sound setup, feel free to recreate this.

[outtox1cated]

So i've been getting into autism lately

[kumotogibro-blog]

I've had this tumbler for a while and am tentatively putting it to use with some Rain World art!

Edit: Its crazy to me how many folks like this, thank you sm!

[thirteenbyblur1999]

aborted hungarian: hey this is awesome! thanks for aborting me I wouldn't wanna live in hungary :)

[electrobyte96]

Started making this during @maeneiii 's stream today.

I am so sorry

[shinxofthebinxes]

Inktober day 16 - Blunder

Shouldn't have killed all those lizards, survivor!

Hydrogen bomb vs. coughing baby

[dying-suffering-french-stalkers]

everyone say in the tags what their current custom discord status is