re: the fox

twenty-two years old former high school bully graduate of douchebag university ko-fi.com/bully

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dishonorably discharged from @firefox-official

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hypothetically what do i do if im divorcing a friend but he wants to take the game AND the polycule

im on a strict schedule here

if you kill him hes gone and he can’t take anything with him

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and then you get the satisfaction of murder

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hypothetically what do i do if im divorcing a friend but he wants to take the game AND the polycule

im on a strict schedule here

if you kill him hes gone and he can’t take anything with him

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i dont think you even write emails

its pronounced “emails”

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I wish I could be adored for being hostile and weird like you are

aww! it’s because i’m special and perfect. Try being more popular ?

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Dear Electronic email,

Send my resume to the company that will hire me, i can sort colours and look busy.

Awaiting good reaponses,

Anonymouse

RE: Send my resume to the co…

TO: Anonymouse

FROM: Electronic Mail

Dear Anonymouse,

They shot me. I’m bleeding out.

Fading quickly,

Electronic Mail

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clench yo cheeks and power through

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do it clenched

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clench yo cheeks and power through

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(proudly) yeah my typing speed is 100wpm.(shamefully) cuz of the internet

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i cant say that because my parents are/were cool

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(proudly) yeah my typing speed is 100wpm.(shamefully) cuz of the internet

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id lie right to willy wonkas face. “did you drink fizzy lifting drinks” of course not. And then id hit him

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genuinely one of the weirdest takes i've ever seen. i don't think anyone on the planet feels the way you do about willy wonka. i don't think that you've actually seen either of the movies, if i'm being frank. i have nothing against depp's wonka, necessarily, but he certainly doesn't strike any fear in my heart. i definitely don't favor him. are you out of your mind? i can't wrap my head around how it's possible you have any sort of fear of depp's willy wonka when he's the only one of the two of them to have a backstory that gives any indication that he's a sympathetic character. he's sort of pleasant in his attempts to charm his visitors and seems to have some regressive symptoms. wilder's wonka is a maniac who yells at children. i mean nobody i've ever spoken to has felt this way. it's bizarre. it's making my stomach hurt.

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rewatched both of the movies yesterday and i just wanted to say I was right and you were wrong

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not to be a dick but is your theme supposed to look so weird on desktop?

YES! you love it i imagine

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I ended a friendship of 4 years because it was making me miserable and everyone in my life also agreed i needed to cut them off but now I feel guilty since we didn't have a blow up fight or anything before and also 3 of us ended up cutting contact with them at the same time .... what would u do in this situation Mr email

get some froyo and chill out

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I like your blog. It inspires me to put more effort into being a dick

hey, cool. But just so you know it comes naturally to me

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email as a form of e-commerce. Email me and receive my wares. I have many to sell and much to buy..

I fear the Great Moon will kill us all one day.

shit, that bad, huh? Well, okay. i’ll pony up for a shot glass or something

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or like a sticker

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email as a form of e-commerce. Email me and receive my wares. I have many to sell and much to buy..

I fear the Great Moon will kill us all one day.

shit, that bad, huh? Well, okay. i’ll pony up for a shot glass or something