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It's me, I am freaks.

I write fanfic sometimes, you can read it here.

I also make art sometimes, and you can see it here.

Aaaaaand just because I am a full grown adult and I do as I damn well please, here is the ULTIMATE ICE SPORTS CROSSOVER. This is 100% in character for Shitty, agree or get ready to drop gloves.

YOU’RE WELCOME.

I DID NOT BEEF IT TRYING TO SKATE AND FILM MYSELF, THANK YOU BASED LARDO.

#the way i just cackled #yuri on ice #check please #omg check please #Shitty Knight

orpheuslament

if i had a dick i would love to have a disappointing orgasm in the shower while thinking of something or someone that i felt i should not be thinking about & then stand under the water with my forehead against a wall watching the proof of my guilt & shame go down the drain

krippe90

The insight I get into the female mind thanks to this website is amazing.

orpheuslament

not a female 👍

orpheuslament

pause everybody take notes. real trans ally

karis-the-feral-sideblog

lurker-lenore

clinticalthinkr

For anyone wondering what Wild Rabbit could be writing about if not minotaur smut.

sillystringpasta

gun to my head, you show me the cover and tell me to guess the plot, I a) would never have come up with something as painfully non-horny as above and b) no actually i'm still stuck on point a.

academicblorbo

Shane Hollander and his autism. He's like Step 1: convince Ilya to come to the cottage. Ok Step 1: completed. now what

and then he proceeded to copy exactly what Ilya did by stocking up on Ilya's favourite soda and planning to feed him and for them to have a relaxing hockey-related™ fun time on the couch and to give him his clothes. Also he saw the fire pit in Ilya's house and was like. I CAN DO THAT, TOO

he definitely did not plan to replicate the ensuing disaster conversation on a couch about Ilya liking women 😂

lousydrawingsforgoodpeople

actuallysara

Hudson Williams for Wonderland Magazine

#sex on wheels #hudson williams

Shane when his situationship shows up to proposition him in a bathroom after 6 months of radio silence.

#heated rivalry #shane hollander #ilya rozanov #hollanov #twilight #bwthybl

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#heated rivalry #ilya rozanov #shane hollander #hollanov #hollagram posting

waterandsilver

crazy how the printer is the only piece of tech that acts up like that almost every day of its life. and we just accept it

waterandsilver

i don't think i've ever met a printer that actually wanted to be a printer. i think most printers have dreams of being on the stage

in-the-drowning-deep

I met a printer early in my IT career that did not want to be a printer. it sat in a school reprographics room, sullenly chewing any job it was fed - if it deigned to notice them at all.

then one day, a miracle occurred. an exhausted physics teacher, instead of punching in 12 for the number of copies she wanted of the 30-page booklet she had made for her A-level physics class, punched in 1200.

and that printer came to life. this print job was its moment, its magnum opus! it WOULD NOT be parted from it, no matter what we did, until we physically unplugged it from the wall, by which time it had printed almost 200 copies.

moral of the story: no printer wants to be a printer, unless you also do not want it to be a printer for a bit.

netherworldpost

printers do not want to be printers because they want to be problems

the-haiku-bot

printers do not want

to be printers because they

want to be problems

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

#thank you haiku bot

positivestress

I wish I was a female tiger because then if I was talking to someone and I was getting off topic I could say “but I tigress,” and then kill and eat them because I am a tiger

#heated rivalry #heated rivalry fanart #scott hunter #kip grady #skip #ilya rozanov #shane hollander #hollanov #hollagram posting

Hi Goodie!! I am just now reading your fic"In a moment of Weakness, in a moment of Strencth" and would like to know which photos you orgiinally used? So sorry someone reported you for them!

Absolutely! I'll DM you!