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JUST IDENTIFIED MY MISSING DAUGHTER WHILE PAWING OFF TO THEYMABGORE.COM "Fuck my Life...."

never apologize for being me

I am a passionate Undead Logistics Specialist and I am excited to leverage my high-performing zombie workforce to disrupt your current lifecycle.

Marshall Mathers = place every mathematician in a marsh

Brilliant move!

games with no inputs are so fire when you don’t have a chudlet in your ear calling them “rotting simulators” and “waitslop”

realizing my friends were actually planning on taking me to a dive bar and sighing disappointedly as i peel off the lightning bolt top surgery scars i made from fruit rollups

fucked up that pornographic sexual masturbation exists because Rose Toy is straight up one of the cutest names for a little girl. my daughter Rose Toy

My kindness knows no bounds

I’m the owner of 9 lovehounds

used sugar gliders to make a bridge and after i got across i didn’t help any of them at all

dude, dead meat NEEDS to do a kill count of zero day!

lowkey my groomer was always serving!! 🤩🤩

animals barely deserve food

if the “joke” is more than three sentences long OP was stimming their prince pond to that sh*t and had their tongue out and was sweating heavily as well

when i was born i refused to cry due to male socialization so the only way they could get trace amounts of oxygen into my lungs was via Camel Crush…. i only lived to be 4 years old but it was nuce

charizard is looking especially rare today with his holographic and metal skin =]

i'm like if Mr Breast were a bad person

if i ran The Cheesecake Factory i'd lean into a kind of industrial aesthetic and make all the servers dress like Andy Warhol. because i'm not a fucking idiot! and Raisin Canes i'd make it look like hell and put land mines all over the establishment

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