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My kindness knows no bounds

I’m the owner of 9 lovehounds

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used sugar gliders to make a bridge and after i got across i didn’t help any of them at all

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dude, dead meat NEEDS to do a kill count of zero day!

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lowkey my groomer was always serving!! 🤩🤩

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animals barely deserve food

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if the “joke” is more than three sentences long OP was stimming their prince pond to that sh*t and had their tongue out and was sweating heavily as well

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when i was born i refused to cry due to male socialization so the only way they could get trace amounts of oxygen into my lungs was via Camel Crush…. i only lived to be 4 years old but it was nuce

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charizard is looking especially rare today with his holographic and metal skin =]

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i'm like if Mr Breast were a bad person

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if i ran The Cheesecake Factory i'd lean into a kind of industrial aesthetic and make all the servers dress like Andy Warhol. because i'm not a fucking idiot! and Raisin Canes i'd make it look like hell and put land mines all over the establishment

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surprisingly good explanation of the mesugaki cadence in this video

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found a real killer's row of Tetris players for game night but they seem to have disappeared

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do you think Scott Adams renounced masculinity before he died? i mean he got really into hypnosis at the end there

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accidentally clenched my asshole, decapitating MULTIPLE fairies

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ancient evil unleashed boner unlocked

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me telling people about my dog