Something Relentless

You may come and go but you never really leave.

[xno-chill-memesx]

[capacity]

U know what’s jacked up though about holding in a fart …… It can still make the fart sound inside of u like the movement of gas inside….. Sounds so ugly. Last week I was holding in my fart and it went brrrrrrrrrp in my gut and I was like wtf am I holding you in for if ur gonna expose me like that……: so holding in is cancelled just go to the bathroom

[goth-aunt]

if you pull apart your buttcheeks it just makes that “phew” sound instead of that “brrrrrraaaap” sound. 

[capacity]

[jeisontodd]

THIS NEVER FAILS TO MAKE ME LAUGH

[elegantyetdeadly]

And who’s next your mother? Your brother? You see it is natural to want to fuck your family. …..

[relahvant]

when i make a joke to myself and no one’s around to hear it

[elegantyetdeadly]

This is the sad truth

[tragiccottonball]

[keblava]

I’ve been rewatching Return of the Jedi, and this short scene gives me so much feels.

First, Obi-Wan gives Anakin such a loving look.

This kind of love never dies. Not even death can do them part.

I’m not even going to comment on the mischievous face Anakin makes after looking at Obi-Wan.

Second, that shy smile Anakin gives Luke. He is still an awkward dork.

And on the right gif at the bottom Anakin employs his best “Hero with No Fear” look.

[glorybeat]

[erinlindsays]

[relahvant]

when i make a joke to myself and no one’s around to hear it

[elegantyetdeadly]

This is the sad truth

[jeisontodd]

THIS NEVER FAILS TO MAKE ME LAUGH

[elegantyetdeadly]

And who's next your mother? Your brother? You see it is natural to want to fuck your family. .....

[animalsnaps]

beautiful animals here

[demoncyborg]

@ all clothing store employees im so sorry im so bad at folding i just wanted to look at it

[elegantyetdeadly]

Or you purposely mess things up because the stuff are assholes

Throws racks on floor Leaves clothes in dressing room Drops jewelry on floor Taps the shoes over *oops*

[theweirdofilipino-deactivated20]

me studying:

writes down 3 words

checks twitter, instagram, tumblr, snapchat and vine

changes song

gets snacks

sneezes

contemplates life

loses place in notes

falls asleep