I don't even know what's going on here.

Hi, I'm dani, I'm twenty one, currently not studying physics and trapped in dragon age hell.

[setokaibasgreenhair]

have yall seen this?? unironically, this shit had me emotional.

[twitblr]

[sadclowncentral]

my opinion on quantum physics is that we should stop looking into it. it's none of our business and frankly the particles seem to agree

[3pblueberry]

scientists should walk away really exaggerated and call out ‘OK! i guess i’ll stop researching quantum physics...’ and then when the particles relax, they whip around super fast like a kid who just watched Toy Story trying to trick their toys into acting alive

[bogleech]

Isn't that already how it's studied

[memewhore]

[informatino]

[2ndltcuckass]

[flightcrevv-deactivated20181113]

Ok so like in the avatar world you would thing that waterbenders would be the fire fighters right? Like a bunch a of waterbenders just getting water from a lake or a river and dousing the fire. But you know what’s better? Firebender fire fighters. Just like someone’s house catches on fire and firebenders just… turn it off,,.. Just like no, the fire is done for today

[strawberrybiscuitbuds]

honestly this would be a much better solution because you could avoid all the water damage

[mikaila-orchard]

House: Is on fire

Firebending Firefighter:

[earhartsease]

also airbenders could just take the oxygen out locally so the fire can’t breathe

[sandandglass]

[itscalledfashionlookitup]

When people compare the greatness that is The Simpsons to other animated shows like Family Guy it makes me want to set myself on fire

[macabrekawaii]

I went on a date last year and jokingly said “Don’t ask me I’m just a girl” and giggled at a 35 year old man thinking he’d get the reference and instead he said “that’s what I like to hear.”

[returningjedi]

#that is when you start shoving breadsticks in your purse

[aphony-cree]

This episode aired in 1994 and was a direct response to Mattel issuing their first talking Barbie which said phrases like “Will we ever have enough clothes?” and “Math class is tough”

A group that dubbed itself the Barbie Liberation Organization tried to create awareness of gender stereotypes by switching the voice boxes of a few hundred Barbies with those of G.I. Joe dolls, which made G.I. Joes that said things like “What kind of wedding will you have?” and Barbies that said “Vengeance is mine”

[unilady99]

I want a barbie that craves vengeance.

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog if your Barbie craves vengeance

[babysdrivers]

#1 spotify song is so boring what's ur #100

[yimra-deactivated20250209]

[crownepatriot1-1]

Marvel Syndrome

[scavengedluxury]

What the what now?!

[thyrell]

just came up with a really good 4 word cooking horror story but idk if you guys are ready for it

[thyrell]

2 cups vanilla extract

[weaselle]

okay but what did they cook after they drank two cups of vanilla extract?

[mortimermcmirestinks]

wow! never seen someone invent a whole new type of sin in just 14 words before!

[arirna]

[stupidusernamepolicy]

[noneedforbloodpressure]

[Image 1 ID: A screenshot of a thread of three tweets. The first tweet, by twitter user thomas violence (@thomas_violence), with 50 replies, 650 retweets, and 29.K likes at the time of screenshotting, reads:

tonight a 19ish year old in the bar very nicely asked me if I could give them a refund on a vodka coke they bought because they realised they were too drunk and drinking it would be a bad idea, a move both so ballsy and sincere I couldn't possibly refuse

The next tweet, by kimT (@kimT9410), with 7 replies, 3 retweets, and 61 likes at the time of screenshotting, reads:

Umm.. I thought in all US states you must be at least 21 years old in order to purchase alcohol?

The third tweet, a reply by thomas violence, with 110 retweets, 11 quote tweets, and and 12.1K likes at the time of screenshotting, reads:

I'm one of the dozens of people worldwide that live in a country that's not America /End ID 1]

[Image 2 ID: A screenshot of two tweets later in the same thread, first by Count Dracustein Von [name cuts off here], replying to a twitter user @_ACasso, with 24 replies, 3 retweets, and 24 likes at the time of screenshotting, reading:

Didn't realize they had bars in the UK only pubs.

The second tweet, once again by thomas violence, with 10 replies, 3 quote tweets, and 426 likes (one of them by the screenshotter) at the time of screenshotting, reads:

I'm one of the dozens of people worldwide that live in a country that's not the UK or America /End ID 2]

[penny-anna]

‘Life is very full of sex, or should be. As much as I admire Tolkien — and I do, he was a giant of fantasy and a giant of literature, and I think he wrote a great book that will be read for many years — you do have to wonder where all those Hobbits came from, since you can’t imagine Hobbits having sex, can you? Well, sex is an important part of who we are. It drives us, it motivates us, it makes us do sometimes very noble things and it makes us do sometimes incredibly stupid things. Leave it out, and you’ve got an incomplete world.’ George R R Martin (source)

no disrespect to george rr martin but this quote cracks me up bcos every time i see if I’m just like, no george… you can’t imagine hobbits having sex. ;P

[penny-anna]

FOUND IT & I say again: I can imagine hobbits having sex just fine.

[ashi-sewehitsanethe]

Georgey boy here forgetting Sam’s 13 kids.

[penny-anna]

he didn’t forget about them. he just doesn’t understand where they came from.

[ashi-sewehitsanethe]

That’s even funnier, then.

[penny-anna]

george rr martin, looking at the gamgee family tree and crying: wh-where… where did they all come from…….

[scarlet-silverweaver]

this man is apparently under the impression that we need sex scenes to understand that sex exists in any given story universe and honestly that explains so much about his writing

[ailurinae]

It really does

[boopednose]

HOBBITS FUCK GOOD AND THEY FUCK OFTEN

[experimental-sponge]

“When we are going to have sex?”

“…We’ve already had it.”

“We’ve had it once, yes. What about second sex?”

[brookietf]

Does he realize The Hobbit is a children’s book?

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

“I mean it’s very whimsical and fun but where are all the sex scenes”

“Sir please leave this bookshop…”

[gupdoo3]

lack of object permanence but with sex

[fangirlofall]

Wasn’t gonna reblog but the last comment killed me

[asmeesh]

The wildfires have been turning the sun red where I live.

[stark-raven-mad]

Holy shit this is cool

[whitepeopletwitter]

[mrv3000]

What I would be looking for in a new RTD Doctor Who series:

1) Plots that further the characters and not the other way around.

2) More scenes like:

[lordwhat]

Can’t wait for them to announce the next actor playing the Doctor is a previously unheard of actor named Wavid Landlord

[lordwhat]