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Now taking applications for a shorthand for referring to Sherlock Holmes from Elementary and not Sherlock Holmes from Sherlock. Like, would it be enough to just put in my bio that I will never refer to Sherlock from Sherlock? If you see this post, just know that, going forward, I’m not referring to Sherlock from Sherlock; I’m referring to Sherlock from Elementary.

#elementary #notsherlockfromsherlock #someone help

Puppy girl with a peanut allergy but is really committed to the bit

No, I’m not dying my hair. I’m color-coding my historical record.

#dex #mar

daily-spooky

derinthescarletpescatarian

What the fuck is this shit? I always assumed circus peanuts were actual peanuts. What am I looking at.

roach-works

it's sort of a hard foam that tastes like ground-up couch cushions from grandma's house

wilwheaton

These fucking things I swear to god.

delcat177

For those unaware, circus peanuts are shaped like peanuts, colored orange, and taste like banana. Specifically, extinct banana flavoring. It's a candy with an identity crisis.

The texture is between candy corn/mellowcreme and...I've never eaten it, but Floam? Is Floam still a thing? It's dense, intense, and has little tiny air pockets that somehow make it *denser*.

Research turns up some interesting factoids:

--They were created in the 1800s, when everything was kind of terrible, and the recipe is "sugar, pork gelatin, corn syrup, food coloring, soy protein, artificial flavors, and pectin"

--They were one of the original penny candies, making them overpriced by a cent

--There are only a few companies still making them because they require very delicate temperature control for consistency...consistency

--The inventor of Circus Peanuts got away smoothly with their crime, unnamed and uncredited in history

--Lucky Charms was invented because General Mills employee John Holahan decided to "chop" Circus Peanuts into a bowl of Cheerios and "fell in love" with it, proving that 1) redemption arcs are real and 2) there are worse food crimes than putting fake crab on a waffle

I like them!

When you feel down or depressed, changing up your routine can help a lot. Take a different route to work. Change your screensaver to a pretty picture you found on Pinterest or something. Try a new makeup routine. Workout in the morning instead of after work. Go work at a cafe instead of in your room. It can be really difficult to initiate these changes, but doing them really does make a difference in your mood.

jollyfurydragonballer

woman-becomer

IT'S TIME TO FLOP IN THE SLOP

#kiddo

lookcaitlin

70sscifiart

Paul Leatherwood, 1988

tatzelwurming

for one very special night during october, all candy becomes legal

jyuu-daime

i will never forgive tumblr for what they did to cbs elementary you're telling me that in 2012 we had by far one of the most interesting and accurate depictions of a MODERN sherlock holmes with cute little easter eggs and characters from the original stories with great characterisation, INCREDIBLY written female characters (PLURAL), and one of the best platonic relationships that i've ever seen in media, SEVEN WHOLE SEASONS 154 EPISODES and you still chose bendysnap crunchyback. you were all too obsessed with english people and bad yaoi to see

thelostswede

blueartistic813

TONIGHT

lakeffectqueer-deactivated20240

TONIGHT

Tonight!!!

TONIGHT!

TONIGHT!

TONIGHT

did this in class.... #meta

#I learned taxes AND budgeting in high school

Guess who just got back from his hunting trip!

#spn #the boys #jeffery dean morgan #dads on a hunting trip

icarusesdickarus

CBS’ Elementary is everything to me.

Between the “i made you breakfast” and the “i’ll see you at home” and the “when was the last time you slept?” and the “i know you didn’t eat so i brought you your leftovers” and clyde going from “pet tortoise” to “our pet tortoise” and the “we’re two people who love each other” …

They are individuals in their own right and yet depend on each other so deeply, but it’s not co-dependency, they actively choose each other everyday all the time. They are two halves of a whole but they are not incomplete as individuals, rather they lift each other up. It’s so nice to see a holmes/watson relationship that’s so unproblematic and wholesome and loving. I love this adaptation. I just love them.

What do you call the “Then They Started a Band” version of shipping? Hangman’s Joke works equally well as the name of a ska band and Sgt. Albrecht had a trombone on his couch. Just sayin’

#the crow #brandon lee #ernie hudson

Always some dude shittin at microcenter

#shitpost #microcenter

Criminal Mind S6E11 -25 to Life

This show cracks me the fuck up sometimes with the random ass details. Just a little 1920s lad being released from prison with my twine-bound stack of books.