“Your voice, he interrupted, is also like a cicada […] Do you know the legend about cicadas? They say they are the souls of poets who cannot keep quiet because, when they were alive, they never wrote the poems they wanted to.”
— John Berger, from G.: A Novel (Weidenfeld and Nicolson,
1972)(via soracities)
Hange is absolutely obsessed with your body. It's sooo annoying...
MDNI
Sfw and nsfw headcannons about partner!Hange because I believe Hange is freaked out as hell 😩
c/w : fem!reader, obv sexual relations, I guess there's a bit of voyeurism ? (Gosh I'm so bad at this...) Anyways, just read I swear it's nice 👍🏾 nsfw headcanons towards the end for ppl who don't want to read it
w/c : 1k~
• Hange who always needs to touch you when you're near their hands like magnets gripping your flesh. Their favorite part of your body being your thighs ; sooo soft and comfortable.
• Hange who will see you walk in a room and get all flustered like a middle schooler as if you two didn't live together for years now. "I think I have a crush on my girlfriend..."
• You almost always needing to repeat yourself when you talk to them, because the first time they were too busy admiring your face and your curves.
• Hange who never told you they're building muscles to carry you more easily, always embarrassed by the fact they can't hold you properly.
• Hange who knows more about your own body than you, reminding you of a back pain to not trigger, an old injury to be careful about, telling you about a mole that needs to get checked out.
• Hange who actually accept any change of your body, weight gain/loss, tattoos, piercings, etc. Loving to see your body full of life, but will absolutely pester about you shaving your body hair. Listing you all the things your body hair are useful for and yap about the perfection of human evolution. Every.freaking.time.
• Hange who always smacks your ass, grips it, holds your waist when passing by/ when you pass by, their argument as a scientist being "it's chemical, I can't help it, I swear !"
• Hange who loves your hands on their own body, asking you to do it more.
• Hange who absolutely despises taking showers, but would never decline a bath with you to help you scrub unreachable parts enjoying smelling your expensive soap in your neck.
• Hange who names their hobbies to be "biology, chemistry, and your physique" (half joking)
• Hange who has at least one hand on your boobs every time you cuddle, in bed or on the couch. Not even in a sexual way, they just love gripping them like stress balls.
• Hange who will beat the shit out of anyone whose body/slut shame you because why the fuck are we telling strangers how to look now ?
• Hange who you'd never trust to dress you up, because they don't care about the clothes you wear, telling you either way : "You're beautiful with whatever is on your body." (LIAR, they prefer when you're in bikinis/lingerie)
• Hange who always wants to call you on facetime, so they cannot only hear but also see you talking.
• Hange who you punish by forbidding them any contact and they genuinely get irritated, because they want to respect your boundary but at the same time need to lay their hand on you daily.
• Hange who learned to be much more hygienic because you threaten them to take back their touch privilege if they don't take care of themself.
• Hange who uses you like a battery charger after a stressful day at work, coming to you just to embrace you. You know the drill, and let them foam their long fingers on your skin.
• Hange who conditioned you to their constant hand on you, feeling a void when you do not see them even for just a day.
• Hange who didn't know anything about hair, but after you started dating learned thoroughly about hair care, hairstyles, and products, even asking for the help of fellow scientists just for you, becoming your personal hairstylist. Now they have another reason to keep their hands on you.
• Hange who studies mostly about feminine bodies, asking you to be their first guinea pig in almost any of their research. Next thing you know, you're answering their questionnaire after some weird experience, then get congratulated as if you won a race. "You did so good, darling."
• Hange who holds your hand tightly at any function because that's the only touch they're allowed from you, with so many people around.
• Hange who you allow a rub on your thigh under the table, but they absolutely abuse the hell out of it caressing it up and down, left and right, gripping it like a pillow, so you smack their hand away.
• Hange who gets horny just by seeing you busy and focused on something, coming to see you at work in hope of seeing you at your most concentrated state.
• Hange who loves beach days : For the sea, the animals, the sun, and holy fuck, you in a bikini. Seeing that little fabric hiding almost nothing about you, it was even better than seeing you completely naked.
• Hange who always observe the way you react physiologically to anything, tracking any grimace, any big or small movement, tint of emotion to any stimulation, remembering it for bed experiment.
• Hange who is fully aware of being a complete freak for you, straight up admitting it when you accuse them.
• Hange who sees you wear cute night dresses and shorts that are covering half of your ass making them foam at the mouth.
• Hange who loves to go between your legs during sex, but at the same time wishes they could see your face while they fucked you.
• Hange who just really hopes to be able to bring a piece of your skin to bring with them during trips without you. So instead, you just can't seem to find your dirty bra, at the exact same moment they left.
• Hange who knows you have your periods so, to help you with the pain tells you orgasm is a great way to ease it up, and imply helping with it, because they really don't care about your blood getting on their fingers or anything else.
• Hange who accidentally sees you masturbating alone and actually likes the view so much, they started asking you to touch yourself in front of them before making love to you, getting all horny about being able to see your whole body looking for your own pleasure.
• Hange having a secret folder of photos of you. Some of them where you're completely naked, some you were never aware of. They actively go to that folder, maybe two or three times a day, sometimes masturbating to those when not you're together.
• Hange who also took some photography classes to shoot you better, creating insane cinematic just to get a better view of your body.
