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 Dani || 24 || Personal sideblog || really just a random assortment of things but mostly dragon age/voltron/mass effect || mostly discourse a free unless I am in a mood || Please don't follow if you are under 18 since nsfw themes are present! 

[donske]

Thor: The Dark World (deleted scene)  

[toherrys]

“You admit it.”

“Well if I make it back, you won’t get it out of me a second time.”

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

JOHN: once jane told me about her gay friend dirk from high school. he wasn’t out for a while, and he pretended to have this girlfriend called amanda. his friends were always asking ‘come hang out with us’ and he’d be all, ‘nah, i have a date with amanda,’ and everyone was wondering when they were gonna meet amanda? anyway, dirk apparently kept this up for like a year until he finally came out. jane asked him, 'what about amanda?’ and he responded with 'it’s a man, duh.’

JOHN: *visibly tearing up* i’ve never admired someone’s commitment to a joke more.

[thornedbondage]

everyone shut up and post sims 3 rat

[sickfuture]

[stayuglystayangry-deactivated20]

idk why old navy is literally always ahead of the game in terms of uncanny valley + retail horror

[wiredabyss]

Free them

[gghdos9917jkclapfd]

Contain them

[only1600kids]

[notabrobro]

YOU SHOULD NOT HAVE FREED THEM

[gghdos9917jkclapfd]

I TOLD YOU

[old-japanese-men]

[aloebara]

Don’t tell me this is real.

[twinkabuse-deactivated20160621]

it actually is. as someone who dedicated his entire life to making family oriented films for many generations of children filled with magic, love, fantasy, and innocence. of course he’s disgusted with how otaku culture has heavily influenced most, if not all anime.

[bukopan]

YES MIYAZAKI GO OFFFFFF

[elfistair]

some phone backgrounds of my fav. fam. I probably will make more…

like/reblog if you use!

[pochowek]

i dont want traditional burial i want to become a bog body

[pochowek]

this is threatening!!

[brassknuckles-moved-deactivated]

if catholicism/christianity is fake… mary really was in that for the long haul. she pulled the longest con in existence & even got her kid in on it

[brassknuckles-moved-deactivated]

mary’s friend gabriel who knocked her up: you told joseph i was a what now?

mary, taking a sip of her coffee: an angel, gabe. try to keep up.

[trans-seraphim]

joseph: what the hell, you’re pregnant?

mary, about to invent christianity: oh? you haven’t heard?

[sosuperawesome]

Space Helmet Pride Pins

Glorious Weirdo on Etsy

See our #Etsy or #Enamel Pins tags

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

JOHN: once jane told me about her gay friend dirk from high school. he wasn’t out for a while, and he pretended to have this girlfriend called amanda. his friends were always asking ‘come hang out with us’ and he’d be all, ‘nah, i have a date with amanda,’ and everyone was wondering when they were gonna meet amanda? anyway, dirk apparently kept this up for like a year until he finally came out. jane asked him, 'what about amanda?’ and he responded with 'it’s a man, duh.’

JOHN: *visibly tearing up* i’ve never admired someone’s commitment to a joke more.

[colettecreative]

Walking through a dream

[allisonmckenzieart]

How the heck could I resist? 

Arin’s ‘Dragons in Places’ character, Rascal. 

Absolutely wonderful character designs, @rubberninja!  Can’t wait to watch the show!

[dionysosthursos-blog]

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[cryptopleb-deactivated20200215]

The homestuck president

[wamirul]

Have some Valentines cards, courtesy of yours truly. Guaranteed to at least start a conversation.