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[fckjacinta]

Look I’m sorry for stripping off my clothes right in front of you. Could you give me a break? First I almost poke my eye out with my own charcoal pencil and then I preceded to cut myself on my own comic strip. My own comic deceived me! But no it doesn’t end there. Finally I spilled water all over it and now I have to start from scratch. I – wait I’m rambling again and you don’t care, crap. I’m also complaining over the stupidest thing. How about I start over. Would you like to go swimming with me? 

[fckjacinta]

[brandonwtvr-blog]

Anyways, when does the real show start?

[kieranok]

You know, the initial concern I had on the way out here might have been the fact I really l was not looking forward to turning into one of those god awful horror films. I can assure all of you that I refuse to be a cliche that simply hides in the closet while our killer closes in on us. The second any sort of sign of danger presents itself I will not hesitate to offer up one of you to find my way to safety. Although, rest assured, I will definitely make sure to give you a proper funeral and memorial service when I’m named hero of this whole..unfortunate scenario.

[brandonwtvr-blog]

Did you hit your head on your way here?

[whtvrwren]

Of course you’re not willing to admit defeat, why does this not surprise me? No, my father has nothing to do with any aspect of my life, personal or business. You’d know this if you hadn’t decided to cut me off after a single mistake. Loyalty is earned in my book, respect is given like candy until you give me a reason to not respect you. Betrayal runs in my fathers blood, not mine. I’m my own person and I will not be held liable for his actions. The only reason things are done half asses because they are taken from my control and handed to yours. It’s a shocker you’ve still managed to handle a company and tie your shoes. 

[elijahjpg]

admittance is for those who truly believe they lost, i for one don’t think it’s over. of course he doesn’t, huh -- he’s hardly relevant these days. right? a single mistake? your mistake shot down what me both dreamed of because you decided to take your no good father’s genes. loyalty? hm, just so you can hurt the next bastard that decided to take a chance on you? lovely. things aren’t done half assed with me, wren. while you’re running company as the president these days behind what? your brother i presume? while my sister and i are  opening our third hotel in california soon, now if it weren’t for us to part all those years ago-- i wouldn’t have made it this far.

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[ohnevermindd]

[minions420]

we’re bros. we ride together. we die together. sometimes we suck each other’s dicks. usually we just play video games though

[whtvrwren]

Are you I might just over power you for a second time in your life time, Brandon? I’m quite content in New York, I like the scenery and people, besides you are very welcoming actually. I’m very loyal to those who deserve it; something you’ve never been worthy of.

[elijahjpg]

I’m sorry, I don’t ever recall there ever being a first time? Has your father gotten to your head lately? Don’t feed yourself such false lies, darling. I’m not worthy of your loyalty? I don’t care about the loyalty you seem so eager to give out. Betrayal runs in your blood, I don’t need what you have to offer when it’s mostly half assed.

[elijahjpg]

snap ➔ sutton

[wtvrsutton]

sutton: u blocked me???? w..ow ok gee it’s not like i have feelings or anything ://   sutton: the grim reaper obviously duh sutton: im kidding who else but you smh scarlett told me everything sutton: bonding exercises??? so patty cake then?? i mean what’s better then patty cake  sutton: ok whatever u say… i’m already starting to see that bald spot u have in the back of ur head  

[elijahjpg]

brandon: hate to break it to u darling brandon: i dont care much about ur feelings brandon: scarlett is an over protective mother brandon: i didn’t burry my daughter, i was only placing sand on her legs and she enjoyed it brandon: like playng with toys, finger painting, singing, dancing and stuff. shut up brandon:  don’t you have a world full of hate to get back to

[elijahjpg]

Text // basil

Basil: you wouldn't be saying that if you knew how much money I make

Basil: that's a good idea though I know Bristol loves that shit.

Brandon: how much do you make

Brandon: average???

Brandon: get bristol to buy you a pet, she'd be nice enough to get you one for free

[elijahjpg]

snap ➔ cato

[ftfynn]

cato: are you making that a thing cato: its not even u who’ll die tho cato:: just ur hair u can live w/ that

[elijahjpg]

brandon: why not make it a thing brandon: ok who’d die first? brandon:  no the hair makes or breaks me

[elijahjpg]

snap ➔ ariel

[ewwariel]

ariel: my face!? what about your hat!? ariel: you going for that 1940′s reporter, bruh? ariel: come at me!

[elijahjpg]

brandon: oi i could have done without the hat insult brandon: actually, yeah i am. do you think it looks alright?

[elijahjpg]

snap ➔ eloise

[srslyeloise]

eloise: wtf u don’t know what a sugar daddy is omG ?? eloise: ok usually a sugar daddy is like an older guy who buys expensive stuff eloise: usually for a younger girl in return for sex & stuff but not always sex eloise: yes u will i can’t wait t make fun of u :’)

[elijahjpg]

brandon: i’m sorry should i know what the candy bar is? brandon: why do you call him a sugar daddy? money isn’t sugar? brandon: your terms are confusing eloise brandon: well..good for the young lady if she feels alright with it.. don’t call me one pls brandon: shut up.

[elijahjpg]

snap ➔ jacinta

[fckjacinta]

jacinta: why aren in you in class a daddy and me class??

jacinta: without your baby? 

jacinta: why do old men have babies???

jacinta: are you guys talking about your dad bods? 

[elijahjpg]

brandon: bc i want to be a good father and bond with my baby? brandon: ... there was a mishap this morning brandon:  i meant older men than me!! brandon: i refuse to recon with older fathers

[elijahjpg]

snap ➔ open

[bradywee-blog]

brady: i’m in bristol’s makeup bag  brady: i can’t believe u didn’t invite me brady: pls don’t go bald

[elijahjpg]

brandon: mate, you look horrendous get out of there brandon: shoot, didn’t think about that one brandon:  we could have been dad’s together

[elijahjpg]

Text // basil

Basil: I need to get a new cat

Basil: do you want to come, maybe, please

Basil: I'll even let you help pick the name

Brandon: no thank you, i don't shop with the help

Brandon: you know who /would/ love to go to a pet store with you?

Brandon: try the paris lover bristol, get her out of the building maybe take her to an alley with some cats

[whtvrwren]

You would think that me being me, I would find better ways to spend my time after a flight back from London but I’ve done nothing but binge watch episodes of Arrow in bed —because it’s way to hot to be outside and it’s wonderful to watch Stephen Amell for hours upon hours. 25 is the new 17, am I right? 

[elijahjpg]

Ok, time to pack up and go again yeah? London suits you more than New York but what would you know about being loyal to something?

[elijahjpg]

snap ➔ open

[rllybristol]

Bristol: Daddy & me class  Bristol: is that like a secret kink class  Bristol: does scarlett know about this?? 

[elijahjpg]

brandon: it’s for me and my daughter u sick fuck brandon: shut up