1. I think he is a pretty gassy guy. Feel like it's a pretty good mixture of burps and farts, not preferring one over the other. The catch being that, he tries not to be gassy in public, really only burping in public (and very rarely of loud) and trying his best not to fart. Once he's alone with you tho, all that pent up has comes blasting out.
2. I feel like his stench would reflect heavily on what he eats. Like very truly, it smells exactly like what he ate but with that rotten element that farts and burps have. So you could easily tell what he has eaten.
3. A started in #1, if it's in public, he would be apologizing profusely for farting and existing himself for burping. As soon as it's the two of you, that's completely out the window. Every burp is let free really without much care, unless he's teasing you with them in your face. Farts tho, he makes a big show about them. Very playful and loves pranking you with them. And he definitely would go on about how much they stink, trying to get you to sniff them one way or another.
4. I would ask him to be completely comfortable around me, not having to worry about any of his gassy explosions, and to honestly let as many of them go in my face as he wanted to~
5. Meat. I feel like a protein-rich diet would make the entire private living space would reek all the time afterwards.
6. A fantasy i think i would have with him would honestly be that he's a bit of a slob and a bully towards me. Like when it's time to have some fun, he intentionally grosses himself and the living space up, being lazy and truly being carefree about his stench. So he can then bully me with said stink, farting in my face when he wants, pranking me with his gas, giving wedgies, making me sniff his socks or pits. All kinds classic bully things
7. Absolutely! See #4 lol
8. Truthfully, probably burps more frequently so it seems like he's better at that, but when he farts the expulsions are so big and nasty that they are just perfectly awful. Plus he makes more of a show with the farts.
Thank you so much for responding! And to be honest, I think I agree with the vast majority of the answers. ^^
The fact that he's more shy in public (especially since he's a public figure himself) makes a lot of sense. And I believe that yes, he "lets it all out" when he's alone at home. Actually, even if there's more people there. Endure the stench or run away.
I believe that besides meat, the amount of eggs he consumes to maintain a toned body would be enough fuel to maintain a stock of very rancid farts.
And to be honest, I think the only part I disagree with is about him perhaps burping more than farting. I'm almost certain he's a big farter. It's in my gut. Well, actually, it's in HIS guts! You look at Kit and automatically think: "Wow, this guy must fart a lot!"
This questionnaire was made precisely to generate more interaction here on the blog, and reading about how Harington would be the famous gassy & sloppy boyfriend is always welcome! Imagine the amount of stench he produces? Super-powerful burps. Extremely smelly farts. Sweaty socks. Underwear everywhere. He's a MAN.
