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Christine | 20 | she/her | mermaid in training | angry unapologetic trash can

[the-memedaddy]

[ziseviolet]

Designs from 川黛/Chuan Dai inspired by traditional Chinese hanfu, Part 3 (Part 1/Part 2). This type of fashion that incorporates elements of traditional hanfu is called “汉元素/hanyuansu”. (note: the model is the designer!)

[imstunning]

reblog if ur a fish whore

[sexycraisinthanos]

[setheverman]

hey guys i have taken over the official swedish twitter account @sweden for the week which means i am now legally the king and also prime minister of sweden (go there and interact with my tweets please i am begging you)

[setheverman]

[hoardofhyperfixations]

We must combine our forces

[wonderlace19]

[wellillbedamned]

I like this meme because it applies to literally everyone on Earth

[curious-wiccan]

[positivegrunge]

Beautiful.

[amourlashai]

[brainstatic]

Everyone’s like “those Germans have a word for everything” but English has a word for tricking someone into watching the music video for Rick Astley’s Never Gonna Give You Up.

[queenrinacat]

English has a lot more words created for very specific phenomena! It’s not just rick-rolling. Language is always evolving and it’s super interesting! Here’s a list of hyper-specific/untranslatable words in English.

[stardustschild]

Me to my anxiety : can u like calm down these people don’t even think about you Depression : ever Me: that’s not what I meant

[uncleromeo]

when I was 11, my (black) neighbor witnessed my house being broken into. she called the police to report the crime. I came home from school and the robber was still inside. I personally watched as a man I didnt know walked out of my home with our stuff.

the police didnt show up for 3 days.

when they did, they told us there was nothing the could do because we “staged the house”. they claimed we hid our tv’s and valuables to make it look like more was actually stolen. they never asked for a description, never visited the neighbor who saw the break-in, anf as they left, they told us that stolen property is almost never recovered and we should “buy more and get on with [our] lives”.

…

when I was 23, I was dog-sitting for a (white) friend. her neighbor called the police and said there was a strange black man in her yard.

the police showed up in 5 minutes.

6 units, 12 officers, stormed the back yard as I was running around with the dog. some came through the house and I know for a fact that the front door was locked. they damaged around $5000 worth of property, took her dog to the pound, and me to jail.

my friend had to cut her trip short and drive 4 hours back to get me from jail and explain to police in person that she knew me. because “that could be anybody on the phone”. the neighbor was with her when she came. we had met several times before. she was neither embarrassed nor apologetic.

moral of the story?

too many of us have lived this. too many of us didn’t survive.

[letshidebodies]

Can we all take a moment for Molly Weasley who knew her family so fucking well, she had “prison” as one of the options on her clock that told her where everyone was.

[paulthebukkit]

the father, the son, and the holy spirit

[iheart3j5]

You’re missing the Way Better Chloe Kim headline

[soupsluts]

My neighbors right now at 12:55 am:

[jumpingjacktrash]

foxes are puppycats

discuss

[morathor]

Foxes are canines that behave like felines, due largely to evolving to fill an ecological niche typically filled by cats. So my rebuttal is: foxes are more accurately kittendogs.

Hyenas are puppycats.

[jumpingjacktrash]

i didn’t expect y’all to actually discuss but i’m pleasantly surprised please continue

[dcbicki]

mood: chief jim hopper, stuck in some interdimensional tunnels, lighting up a cigarette because he’s given up on life

[soulsingerinasessionband]

my main goal

[soulsingerinasessionband]

is to blow up

[soulsingerinasessionband]

and then act like i don’t know nobody

[soulsingerinasessionband]